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by Drexle
8-05-01
Can you believe this? Drexle and NastyPope are in the finals!
I mean, *all* my money was on LadyJ vs. kaufman... literally! I'm dead broke now...
Ummm... Hey squirrel, I'll take five dollars if you wanna suck my nuts.
Sucky sucky, five dollah!!!!

 

by Drexle
8-06-01
You know, gender-based double standards are just fundamentally wrong, so I think I'm going to pioneer a movement based on equality of the sexes!
I'm glad you feel that way. So what do you have in mind?
Well, since it's socially acceptable for women to bash men, I figure you girls must be in the right, so if we're going to be equal, let's all follow women's lead!
From now on, I'll vow to be a crabby bitch, who isn't satisifed with a nice girl, but who clings to abusive girls all my life... I'll lead girls on with false innuendo, then leave them hanging..
I'll judge the value of a woman by the size of her wallet, and not her breast... I'll be tempermental and expect her to read my mind when I'm ma... hey, what are you doing? Put down that grenade!!!

 

by Drexle
8-07-01
I'm crabby, and I DO NOT SUCK DICK!!!
Well, I don't!!!

 

by Drexle
8-07-01
Aww yeah... I remember the summer of '69 allright. Man, that was the year I gave my left nut for world peace! Heh, it was worth it, though...
*Flashback to the Mary Jane Tea Party of '69... brownies courtesy Alice B. Toklas. *
Oh god!!! Oh god!!! Oh, what a feeling!!!
Yeah, bitch... and now for something *really* twisted! (God, I hope i can still get it on without a left nut after this...)
Okay, maybe not world piece, but a piece a 'dat Hillary Rodham's white ass. Yep, before she met me she was all starch stiff, but last I heard she was pimpin' out Fleiss's old hos. Speakin' of hos...
Knock-knock-knock!!!

 

by Drexle
8-07-01
Hey Drexle! Man, what's wrong?
Haven't you heard? NastyPope's ahead in votes three to two. Damn that Austin Powers reference!
Wow... That's tough man. At least this round is full of tension and excitement!
Yeah, but I was hoping to win for my birthday...
Huh? You *want* to have to make the rules for 6 more rounds of comic cup for your birthday?
Hmmm... When you put it that way...

 

by Drexle
8-07-01
---------[Holly]|[Gabe]---------
---------[Holly] | [Gabe]------...
Special Attack: Super Squirt Female Ejactulation!!!
Aaaaaaauuuuuuuuuugh!!!
---------[Holly] | [Gabe]......... Holly wins!
Yeah boy! Nobody messes with me!
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Someone hand me a towel.... *drip* *drip*

 

by Drexle
8-07-01
Give it up, Gabe... Why do you keep fighting me? You *know* you don't have the animation frames to actually beat me in a fight!
Hah! We'll see about that!
Smack! Pow! Bam!!!
Special Attack: Super Gabe Rush!!!
Pussy!
Ow... that really hurt! I think I pulled something!

 

by Drexle
8-07-01
Hey Donky Sodomy, what's up?
Oh god... not again, wirthling.
I'm afraid so... It's time for Drexle to do his first obligatory Donkey Sodomy strip... I 've got the lube right here...
Wirthling, you're not even anywhere close to being a big enough man to need lube. Just stick it in and let's get this over with...
*sniffle*

 

by Drexle
8-08-01
Oh shit!!!
C'mere, big boy!!!
Whatta hunka man!
TWO - FOUR - SIX - EIGHT - CORNHOLES - ARE - FOR - ME - TO - RAPE! RAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!

 

by Drexle
8-08-01
I DO NOT SUCK DICK!!!
WASH AT WASH AND WASH MILLENIUM WASH
THE WAY WITH THE RAG IS A LAY IN THE BAG.
As you can see, my theory on the social benifits of eugenics is not without base or merit.

 

by Drexle
8-08-01
So Drexle... why *do* you make so many strips featuring crabby?
Hmmm... Well, you could say that I enjoy the unique opportunities that his old persona allows in terms of sheer comedic value....
Those old days have been engrained in the minds collective stripper populace, and since he was so much like a one note character, I just kind of got used to using him like one.
You're disturbed.
Thanks, I try!

 

by Drexle
8-08-01
I fröjdestinnad bunad Av fyra makters tid Där häilen ligger runad. Av skalder, störst är nordan Och aldrig läggs den nid En konungslig fullbordan
What are you doing, Gabe? What the hell lenguage is that?
*Ominous Humming*
It's Swedish. I'm casting a spell that will rend asunder the fabric of space....
*Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*
I fröjdestinnad bunad Av fyra makters tid Där häilen ligger runad. Av skalder, störst är nordan Och aldrig läggs den nid En konungslig fullbordan
Dammit, all you 've done is tear asunder the fabric of the bench!

 

by Drexle
8-09-01
Greetings strippers, and welcome the the entry round of Comic Cup III!
Those of you who make it past this round will be sent to the preliminary elimination rounds. Those who don't will serve as judges for the rest of the Cup.
This Cup will feature a couple of strange new rules ideas apart from the standard that you all are used to.
But this entry round will be your standard Comic Cup/Contest fare. Here it is...
You must write a comic that details the mental and/or physical preparation that you are going through to get psyched up for the tournament. Oh yeah, and use different characters in every frame.
The entry round will end around midnight Friday/Saturday, EST. You have 36 hours from the time of this post. Good luck, everyone!

 

by Drexle
8-09-01
God, it's hot out today... Hey Rog, what's witht that wierd look on your face? And why is your crotch soaking wet?
O-o-oh hey M-m-maura! Y-y-you're so sweaty, that y-y-your shirt's p-p-plastered to your b-b-b-boobs!
Are you shivering?! What the hell is that all about?
Oh, I s-s-s-tole some ice fr-fr-from the g-g-gas station, and I've p-p-p-packed it in m-m-m-my p-p-pants.
Ummm... You know, this is probably the one time in my life that I wish I could be in your pants.
Y-y-y-eah! And it even m-m-m-makes th-th-the itching go away! M-m-more efec-c-c-tive than th-th-the m-m-med-d-d-ication... *chatter chatter chatter*

 

by Drexle
8-09-01
Do these clothes make me look fat?
Of course not....
It's those sixty pounds of excess adipose tissue that make you look fat.

 

by Drexle
8-09-01
So Drexle... Today is your 23rd Birtdhay... What would you like for a present?
Well, there's always a nice Johnny the Homicidal Maniac shirt...
Or a new Swedish Folk/Metal CD... that would be nice... but you know what would really be cool?
I DO NOT SUCK DICK!!!
A Blowjob!

 

by Drexle
8-09-01
Use your immagination, folks.
Dear God, Roger! What are you doing in that parka?! It's like 100 degrees out here!
Oh, this? I lifted it from the Burlington Coat Factory... ain't no sale like a five finger discount!
Are you insane?! I'm hot just looking at you!
Yeah, lookin' at me makes all the ladies hot! But, I figure that if I can't escape the heat, I'm going to *beat* the heat. Do your worst, sunlight!!!
Roger, you're going to die from heat stro...
*THUD!*

 

by Drexle
8-11-01
... Sixty-nine!

 

by Drexle
8-11-01
Your mission, Spakling and DH-01, is to make a_comic that_is_funny_and_makes sense if you press the "Clone Panel" button. Also, someone must have given up a left nut. What else was there? Oh yeah..
Your mission, Spakling and DH-01, is to make a_comic that_is_funny_and_makes sense if you press the "Clone Panel" button. Also, someone must have given up a left nut. What else was there? Oh yeah..
Your mission, Spakling and DH-01, is to make a_comic that_is_funny_and_makes sense if you press the "Clone Panel" button. Also, someone must have given up a left nut. What else was there? Oh yeah..

 

by Drexle
8-12-01
But... but... I love you!
You don't love me... You just love my doggie style.
*Sniffle...*

 

by Drexle
8-12-01
But... But... I love you!
You don't love me... You just love my doggie style.
*Sniffle...*

 

by Drexle
8-12-01
Yes!!! I finally made it to the chamber of the Genie! Man, it sucks that I lost my left nut to that trap... I wish I had it to do over again...
Granted!
Yes!!! I finally made it to the chamber of the Genie! Man, it sucks that I lost my left nut to that trap... I wish I had it to do over again...
Granted!
Yes!!! I finally made it to the chamber of the Genie! Man, it sucks that I lost my left nut to that trap... I wish I had it to do over again...
Granted!

 

by Drexle
8-14-01
And so I'm sure that you have the mental capacity to cogitate the points I've raised on our splendid excercise of the human mating ritual.
I would be most elated if you were to fellate my blood engorged member, and then allow me to reciprocate in kind by expertly stimulating your genetalia with my tongue.
Ummm... Me no understand. Sucky, Sucky, Fi dolla!

 

by Drexle
8-14-01
Woah! That was a beautiful kiss!
Use your immagination, folks.
Woah! We're naked... and I'm aroused!
Woah! You smell like rotten tuna fish!

 

by Drexle
8-14-01
RAAAAAARRRR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!
RAAAAAARRRR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!
RAAAAAARRRR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!
I totally knew this whole strip was coming!

 

by Drexle
8-14-01
Here we observe the wirthling in its natural habitat... today, it seems to be on the prowl for a mate. It displays its intentions through a combination of subtle cues and the fact that it's erect.
Look at the grace and beauty with which this otherwise ungainly creature swoops in to consumate its intentions with its mate!
*Hump, hump, hump, hump!*
Mother nature is beautiful and mysterious in her ways...
Kill meeeee!!! Kiiiilllll meeeeeee!!!

 

by Drexle
8-14-01
Hey baby, wanna dance? I've got your one-eyed trouser snake right here...
I DO NOT SUCK DICK!
Hey, forget the thristy beatnick... you know you want some of my donkey style...
........!
You know, I really need to stop hanging out at gay bars...

 

by Drexle
8-14-01
Wirthling, we never seem to talk anymore... what's going on with us lately? Where has all the magic gone?
I'm sorry gabe... I don't know what's gotten into me lately. I tell you what, let's go down on each other, and we'll talk about it in the morning.
Oh.... Okay... *mmph, slurp, mmph*
Awww yeah...
Awww... SHIT!
Wirthling! My God, NOOOOO!!!!

 

by Drexle
8-14-01
Hold on a minute, LadyJ... *Gloop!* Now, what was it you were saying about your underthings?
With your dick? *snicker* Sorry, but Jael was right.
Hey, I don't need to stay here to take this kind of abuse! I can go elsewhere and get the kind I like!
Okay, that'll be another $20 for another ten minutes of facesitting... Ummm... why do you insist on calling me "LadyJ?"
*Mph...*

 

by Drexle
8-16-01
For honor and justice... and to win the eight badges... Crabbymon, I choose you!!!
CRABBYMON!!! WASH AT WASH AND WASH!!!
PEDANTIC!!!!
Oh yeah, well your crabbymon is no match for my Pedantomon!!!
Now's our chance to grab that_Crabbymon!!!! To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all people within our nation!

 

by Drexle
8-18-01
o/` I_take_a_look_at_my_enormous_penis... and_my_troubles_start_melting_away. o/`
What *are* you singing, Roger?
It's the latest hit by "Da Vinci's Notebook," It's called "Enormous Penis..." I swear, this song is my new anthem!
Ummm... Roger, I hate to break this to you but...

 

by Drexle
8-18-01
o/` I_take_a_look_at_my_enormous_penis... and_my_troubles_start_melting_away. o/`
Maura, what the hell are you talking about?
What do you mean?
Last I checked, girls didn't have a penis...
Hi, how 'ya doin?
Roger, meet my enormous penis.

 

by Drexle
8-23-01
Interesting tidbit here, man never really walked on the moon. Goats did. Believe it or Bite me.
And in this building, your mom was seen by secret service agents giving the former President Clinton head. It's true.
And believe it or bite me, but CRABBY DOES NOT SUCK DICK!
Okay, now *that* is just pushing it too far. You're full of it!

 

by Drexle
8-24-01
Believe it or bite me, but crabby actually wrote a funny strip in the comic cup.
See? I told you I don't suck dick!!!
Amazing but true fact... TOBOR uses precicely 4.932 pints of lube in a single sexual encounter.
RAAARRRR!!! GOAT LUCKY THAT TOBOR ONLY CORNHOLE BIPEDAL MALES!!!
And now the most unbelievable discovery of all... evil_d won a Comic Contest. Believe it or Bite me!

 

by Drexle
8-25-01
Man... with crabby taking the dive over Niagra Falls, I've had so little material lately... *Sigh...* I might as well end it now...
Sweet release, here I come! I'm going to break through this barrier and fly above the stars!!!
Hey everyone, I'm back! Who's the AMISH TURD over there!?
...Fuck...

 

by Drexle
8-31-01
Oh, oh, oh, yeah baby! Give it to me!!!
Grunt! Grunt! Wait, what's that weird looking sore?
God, I feel so alone... I wish I were dead...

 

by Drexle
8-31-01
And here's my favorite recent memory... I'd just blown my first donkey.
Later, it progressed to where I had fully embraced my sexual orentation... thanks to the help of my "good friend" gabe.
I was twelve back when I first discovered the wonders of the male organ. Here's a scene from when I was still limber enough to give myself head.

 

by Drexle
9-01-01
Is it really HEATLY to eat on the job? HmmmfpH!
Are animal gynecologists or lesbians called vagitarians? HmmmfpH! (food..._relationships,_I'm_confused)
Nerds have the least fun? Decidedly! HmmmfpH!
For great justice, this is the way! A winner is you! (Engrish_and_Video_Games)
Humor is the art that is funny! Do you get it?
HmmmpH!

 

by Drexle
9-04-01
Man, women just totally bite...
Yeah man, tell me about it...
I mean, all day long she's bossing me around, telling me what to do!
Amen, I know how that goes.
"Stop_drinking!" "Get_a_job!" "Stop_hitting_me!" "No,_you_can't have_hookers_over!" Urrrgh, I just can't take it anymore!
Seriously... I mean, what's her problem?

 

by Drexle
9-04-01
In my quest for the perfect creation...
Just a few more adjustments... a couple more bolts...
Klank! Klank! Klank! Whhhrrrrrrr!!!!!
...I had inadvertantly doomed all of mankind...
A fourteen by three inch cylender with vibro-matic action...
Ratta-tata-tata!!! Klank! Whhhrrrrrr!!!!
... to anal distension of unutterable proportions.
At last, it is finished! My greatest creation!!!
RAAAAAARRRR!!! BEND OVER DOC, CAUSE TOBOR NEES A BUCKET OF MANRAPE!!!

 

by Drexle
9-04-01
Holy fuck, a monster!!!
Jesus Jon, calm down... don't you recognize me? Your ol' pal Bob?
Bob... is that really you? Jeez, the nuclear radiation wasn't so kind was it?
No... I guess not... son of a bitch...
Woo hoo!!! Who's gonna get all the chicks now, Bob?! Booya!
On the upside though, It also gave me enough tentacles to handle a harem. Speaking of which...

 

by Drexle
9-05-01
Baaaa!!!
Yo soy el Chupacabra, baby!!!

 

by Drexle
9-09-01
I swear, I don't know where Obi was... I'd have tied his limp pecker in a knot if I could find him... look what he did to my hand?
I'd put out a search all through the outback, but he was nowhere to be found. Eh, he wouldn't last a minute down under anyway!
Looook, I'm tellin' you straight out, he wasn't in the dungeon! I like being dominated by women... not guys with flabby manboobs.
What? Umm... I swear, I don't have anything to do with it... I haven't even been here. I've been too busy beating the shit out of mallcore kids!
Okay, I've got the cash... all in fi dolla bills... now put out, wench!!!
Sirry people... Obi was with me!

 

by Drexle
9-13-01
Let me down?
Nah!

 

by Drexle
9-13-01
Don't even think about it!

 

by Drexle
9-13-01
Greetings! I'm the most advanced piece of machinery ever!
Can you microwave my pizza?
...No.

 

by Drexle
9-13-01
RAAAARRR!!!
WHEN TOBOR PEES, IT BURNS LIKE MOLTEN STEEL!!!!
Tobor, that rubber wasn't electrical insulation.

 

by Drexle
9-13-01
Sept 12th
IM NEW HERE. look at my comics and if they arent funny tell me.
You have one funny comic, and even it could be better.
Sept 13th
umm, Drexle, i read your comics,. they aren't funny. not one_bit._so_i_wouldn't go around saying people have bad comics
What kind of moron asks for opinions and then gets mad over them?
...um...
You sound like those women who ask "Honey, do I look fat in this?"

 

by Drexle
9-14-01
To make random comics on here, you need a good breakfast...
Like paint chips!

 

by Drexle
9-14-01
I'm so glad I ran into you Veronica! After the day I've had, I've had the biggest hankering for some granola bars and a latte, and the burning urge to share them with a foxy mama... *(flexes muscles)*
O-o-o-oh, why certainly captain Uterpass... umm... Lowterus... tee hee hee*blush* I'd be glad to.
Hah, hah, hah, don't worry you sexy piece of ass, Captain Nomenclature is used to people mispronouncing his name! Waiter, table for two!
Must... remember... the mission... mustn't think... of Porn Rocks... and a mouthfull of jizz...
It's all going according_to_plan. When_that_slut_Veronica forgets her "orders," and falls into bed with Captain Lowpasse, my spy satelites will capture it all! Blackmail was never this much fun!!!

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