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by Hell_Bent_Cheez
11-03-05
Say no man! God i'm so burnt right now...
To what? War?
Violence?
Drugs?
Okay, now you have just crossed the line!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
11-03-05
I'm sorry you had to find out this way, John...
....
I just didn't have the guts to tell you i'm gay in words...
heh,heh... you spelled fag wrong...

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
11-04-05
....
WOULD SOMEONE GET ME THE FUCK DOWN FROM HERE!?!?!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
11-05-05
Hey... Where can I find this ' POT ' everyone is talking about?
Why... Right here!
*cheap poof effect*
Whoah! It's like I died and went to heaven, but they realized it wasn't my time so they sent me back in this pot feild!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
11-06-05
Please leave a message at the beep, leaving your name, number and the time that you called.
If you are a telemarketer, than leave your name, number, cerial number, and whether you are allegic to any diseases, adress, how tall you are....
and if I call you back it is because i wanted to buy something from you, If i don't, it is because you are a complete loser that clearly has no life what-so-ever.........
*Beep*

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
11-07-05
Damn...
That's really pathetic...
Iv'e been stuck here for three Fucking days, and I have made no attemp to get in contact with the outside world...

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
11-07-05
Hey, Baby. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Wow, he knows that pick-up line is my only weakness.
Well, Fuck it If you are not going to respond, then i'm fucked!
That's it, I'm going home!!!!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
11-08-05
Could Someone tell me exactly how the FUCK I am breathing right now?

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
11-09-05
Could you stick me in your pussy?
NO!!!
Fine Ill be right back....
How about now?

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
11-10-05
Hey babeh, What do you say we go worship Ala?
I could take you to the mosque in my Cadillac.
One moment, just let me get my worship mat.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
11-11-05
I am going to hop onto that chair!
Ohhhhh ! I missed! oh god, check out this gash down the side of my leg man, ooh man! It could take weeks for this to get better...........Aww look guys, It's a cute little alley badger....AHHHHHHHH!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
11-15-05
So I says "Son, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
I'm sorry but what the fuck did you just say?

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
11-18-05
Me no sucky black cocky.
You racist hor!
Me no like black cocky taste!
Me sucky cocky, fie dolla. Me love You long time. Me so hawny.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
11-19-05
RAAAAAARRR! TOBOR WILL CORN......
Wait, wait, is it cornditch, or is it corntrench, corncrater perhaps?........ Oh god damnit!
LINE!
Could we please move this along! my time with that hooker I picked up is running as we speak!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
11-28-05
So I said, " Fellow homosapien, Those Rotor turbines of which this conversation is based, are not going to produce the wanted gravitons of which you speak."
I say that is quite amusing I do believe it is.
I am quite apologetic about this subject, but I do believe that was quite an illogical statement.
Well I do believe we have provoked a quite an interesting compromise, I propose we debate in quite a disorderly fashion...
Fuck you. When can we quit this politically correct cowboy physics bullshit?

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
12-06-05
Why are you doing this to me?
Just trust me suprisingly attractive old lady....
I need to get home and feed whiskers, my cat, or was he a dog? A piledriver maybe? Oh now I remember, whiskers is my pet siberian white tiger.
Anyway lady I need you to stare at my amazingly disgusting nipple ring, stare hard, now when you feel something being shoved up your cunt dont worry!
Sucky, sucky fie dolla! Me love you long time! me so hawny!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
12-24-05
Uhh... Yeah its like, christmas eve honey......
Yes honey....
So.... I was wondering...
Go on.....
Could I have a blowjob under the mistle toe instead of a kiss?

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
1-31-06
Hi, i'm bob, i guess we are the only ones who survived right? well the radioactive ooze gave me the power to make benches appear... What about you?
Yeah... well guess what I can do... I can become what ever I see...
No you can't, you are just a liar... A good liar!
Oh really...???
What the fuck just happened?!?
Well... We agreed remember? Now you have to run around naked shouting,"HELP! IV'E ESCAPED FROM KEVIN SPACEYS BASEMENT!"

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
2-01-06
I'm almost there....
Hmmmmm...
He doesn't suspect a thing...
He should be around here, bunnies usually dont fly...
Is this truly even worth it?
I mean, bunnies are usually small, and aren't pink, and don't carry Axes, right?

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
2-02-06
Heh, heh... here we go!
Hahah-...
Hey! Knock it off Ok, you rabit faceed Fuck?!?
You missed the Pinata party, pablo.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
2-03-06
Oh god! He's gotta be around here somewhere! Oh god, why does it have to end like this?!? OOh, I never should have strangled that double crossing skank!
Hello, I am death in cute pink bunny costume form, i figure the scythe is too tacky to go with the pink, but the axe is too tacky for the black so here I am...
Are you here to kill me?!?!
No shit...

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
2-06-06
I'm gonna slice his head off...
Did i leave my sandwich at the construction site?
Hmm... A cerial murderer brutaly enviscerating another cerial murderer? Is this in bad taste?
Hmm... I wonder if that bunny is still after me...
Yep, I'm fucked.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
2-06-06
Hey lay off man....
C'mon....
I'm serious I'll fucking kill you....
What did I fucking tell you? "I'll kill you!" but did you listen? noooo, you fucking pansy ass!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
2-07-06
Uhhh... hey.
Heeeeyyyyyyyyy...
Done anything you might want to talk to me about? Any cerial murderings? Nothing?
Uhh nope... Not that I can recall, why.....Actually....
Maybe

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
2-10-06
*single, thirteen, female, Arlington,virginia*
*types* hey baby why don't you and me get together and ....
*I have been waiting for you to say that!*
Thank the fucking lord for myspace...
Mean while....
heh,heh...And now I play the waiting game...

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
2-14-06
Are you going to kill me?
Well yes, unless this warzone kills you...
*phew* then all I have to do is dodge these bombs...
I guess so...
Well, then I guess I get to live...
But are you really going to deprive me of that fun?

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-04-07
RAAAAAAAARRR!!!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!!!!!
It's okay lad, I'm Scottish, I can take anything!
RAAAAAARRRR!!!!!! TOBOR WILL MAKE YOU CONTRACT A DEADLY STD THAT WILL KILL YOU IF YOU EVER DRINK ALCOHOL AGAIN!!!!!!!!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-04-07
Goin' horseback ridin', Earl?
Nope goin' to straddle m'self a three hundred pound broad.
why?
Doctor says it's the best way to indirectly commit suicide.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-04-07
If time travel were possible(sort of)
Well... Here are the reasons, the way I see it, why I havent been on for over a year.
And there you have it.
God, i really hope that worked.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-04-07
You never buy me things, we have no sex life, we don't eat dinner together, our kids hate you, and you always come home late at night!
What do you have to say for yourself?!?!?!
Well lord knows your points are valid and sincere... but......
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-04-07
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
nope.
He stayed up all night wondering if the really was a dog!AHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHHAH!!!
Shhhhhhhh..... We have company...
*sob*

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-04-07
Five years later
Oh, i found that bone remember, the "quite robusto but very dry with quite a hint of cinnamon vanilla." one?
*nod*
Well it appears that when left to ferment in potting soil for five years, the bone takes on a more, oakey, spicy finish.
I would reccomend it with maybe an oriental fish or chicken dish. I suggest clearing your pallette before savoring such a magnificent specimen

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-05-07
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CORNHOLED TOBOR!!!!!!! THE ONLY WAY TOBOR WILL EVER FORGIVE YOU IS IF HE CAN RETURN THE FAVOR!
Goddamnit.
Fine.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-05-07
And now I play the waiting game.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-06-07
IMPOSTER!!!!
IMPOSTER!!!!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-06-07
Wha'? I couldn't find a bat!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-06-07
Kramer.
Yeah?
Your absence at woodstock was apalling.
"You weren't born yet." Gimme a break!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-06-07
RAAAAARRRRRRR!!!! I POKE YOU FOR YOUR FATNESS!!!!!!
poke

 

Wonder womans dildo...
by Hell_Bent_Cheez, 6-06-07

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-06-07
Well, i guess I've come pretty far in this almost two years on strip creator.
And I'm really only making this so I can officially say that I have made 90 comics.
Wow I really don't have a life... 90 comics?

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-06-07
Wrong! You lose! Too bad! F--! You Suck!
AHHHHH! I FUCKING HATE THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAARRRRGHHH! I'M NEVER GOING TO PLAY IT AGAIN!!!!!!
27 seconds later...
Would you like to try again?
Why yes I would, thank you.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-06-07
Hi, I'm Joe. I'm here to talk to you about racism. When you hear the word racism, you probably think of wetbacks, beaners, chinks, gooks, pollocks, niggers, niggas, negroes, jews, camel jockeys.....
cracker, cracka, japs, yooks, faggots, fags, ass bandits, redneck, whitey, hick, porch monkey, money bag, spic,jungle bunny, kike, jewbag, or mulatto.
sand nigger,towel head,dune coon, aussie, or kangaroo fucker. Well, thats totally normal if from now on, whenever you hear the word racism, all those words come to mind.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-07-07
What does a klansman say when he goes skeet shooting in stead of "pull"?
I don't know.
DIE NIGGER!
ha..ha..h--
DIE NIGGER!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-07-07
What do little nazi boys say when they want to have fun?
I don't know, what?
Let's go fly a kike!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-07-07
What do you call a room full of rednecks?
I don't know, what?
A full set of teeth!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-07-07
What do you call 5 hispanic people,1 asian person, and 5 black people lined up next to eachother?
I don't know, what?
A SPRINKLER!
SPIC,SPIC,SPIC,SPIC,SPIC, CHINK ,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER, NIGGER,NIGGER!!!!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-07-07
What do you say to someone who is incredibly fertile?
I don't know, what?
YOU HAVE MORE BABIES THAN A CATHOLIC RABBIT!
EVERY FUCKING TIME!!!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-07-07
What do you call an old womans vagina?
I don't know, what?
A sand trap!
Ahahahaha--*cough* *gag* *wheez* *die*

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-07-07
What did the towel head say to the camel jockey?
I don't know, ignorant American, what?
Fear me! I am the TURBINATOR!
Ahahahah--
Okay, enough laughing, now I blow you up.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-07-07
What do you call a redneck retard?
Ah dan't knuh, Whet?
A HARtard!!!
whoops.

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