All comics by Italiano

 

by Italiano
11-11-09
A beutifull day on the country, Blackcat!
I'm gonna die!
The sun is shining, the birds are singing!
It wouldn't take long, now!
Oh, life's beautifull!
I should never eat that frog!

 

by Italiano
11-11-09
What's the sweetest, Irma?
Try the meatloaf!
What's edible?

 

by Italiano
11-11-09
I think John's mad at me!
But he knows he musn't wake me up that early!
WHERHE ARWE MWY LIPPHWS?!
I think under the couch!

 

by Italiano
1-19-10
So theater wasn't something for you?
Yup.
I still think about that comedy night, must've been very boring! Not that you aint funny, but if you want to be a stand-up comedian, you must work harder and write some really good jokes.
Mhm...
So what're you gonna do next?
I was thinking of a stripper, but then I think I'll better kill myself.

 

by Italiano
1-19-10
Reaper decided to leave all the bad things behind and start a new relationship with John.
So John, we're in your second home, you're saying?
That's right.
Then who the Hell is this?
(Chris): Nice to FUCKING meet you, you FUCKING dude.
Oh that's my buddy from Space, Chris. He stays here for a while because he blew up hi's parents! And do'nt hurt him, he has tourette!

 

by Italiano
1-19-10
REAPER SPECIAL!!!!!
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to our special show: REAPER SPECIAL!!!!!!
And now, ladies and gentleman, the moment you all waited for, here he is, the big tourette wonder, all the way from Outher Space, my buddy CHRISS!!!
Was goin on, you MOTHERFUCKING people! I just wanna say that you all are COCKSUCKERS!!!
Thank you, Chris!! What a wonderfull boy! That's why many people call this big show the Tourette Madness, HAHA!! Well, thank you all ladies and gentleman! Travel home well, and see you soon!
Thank you, you IDIOTS! FUCKING MORONS!

 

by Italiano
1-19-10
Still talking about REAPER SPECIAL
Thanks, John!
I must say that's a very interesting comedy show you gave with Chris, Reaper!
But there where people who liked it not very much and screamed to Chris! What a jerks! Sometimes I wish that I have powers to blast people away, like in Dragonball Z!
Want me to ask Chris?
Hee Chris, Reaper asked if he can borrow your instruction book, DBZ: The blast of Sperm!

 

by Italiano
1-19-10
I just want you to know that I'm only helping you off your homoseksuality, nothing personal!
Gosh, where do you need that nail for?
Be right back!
As I said, I'm not gonna hurt you!

 

by Italiano
1-19-10
Listen man, I really appreciate that you wanna help me off my homoseksuality, but first of all, I got a very cute boyfriend, and I want you to know that I'm not trusting you very much, so sorry!
What do you mean?
I mean this isn't a good idea, so I'm leaving now, okay?
Who's leaving?
I'm outta here!

 

by Italiano
1-19-10
I know you haven't eat sinds I've been gone, and I know you're hungry, but first I'll have to go to the shop.
Can't we drive by McDonalds?
Thank you sir, enjoy your FUCKING meal and goodbye!
Psst! I can get you some free FUCKING French fries!
CHRISS? WHAT THE HELL?!!

 

by Italiano
1-19-10
Hee John, how long Chris is gonna be here, it been two monds already!
Don't know, is he bothering you? I can kick him out right now if I want.
No, it's just that he acts a little weird, and that tourette is driving me crazy!
Know that, he's just a little stressed because he blew up hi's parents!
Who are hi's parents?
My mom and dad.

 

by Italiano
1-19-10
You're actually telling me that Chris is your brother?
Stepbrother. My parents found him in Disneyland.
Was goin on, FUCKERS?
Chris, we were just talking about you! Listen, Reaper thinks you're annoying, so we decided to remove you from Earth or else kill you so, what do yah think?
John? ASSHOLE!

 

by Italiano
1-19-10
Chris, I'm very very sorry, but I think it's time for you to leave. Earth just isn't the right place for you (neither for me but I have no choice), so we're taking you back to your home Outher Space!
It's FUCKING allright.
I will miss you Chris, you're a good guy!
Thank you. DICK!
Allright, we're going to the spaceship now!
What is a FUCKING spaceship?

 

by Italiano
1-19-10
And so it happens...
Allright, here it is! Now jump out!
Jesus.
I think he fell dead on a rock! Gee, look at the blood!

 

by Italiano
1-19-10
Just like in WOII they also used to drop men out of a helicopter!
John, that was in that movie 'The Condemned'!
Doesn't matter! Chris is still death.
I feel so sorry for him! We should never dropped him out of a spaceship! Aren't you sad cause your own brother is death?
Stepbrother.

 

by Italiano
1-19-10
You know, when Chris was young, we used to let him work and clean up the house until his hands bleed.
Were you so cruel?
Only when he craped the whole kitchen.
Did he must clean it up himself?
Of course he must!

 

by Italiano
1-19-10
Hee John, I heared your brother died!
Stepbrother.
Wasn't he that green kid whit that strange eyeball?
Yup, that was him!
Hee, can you tell his wife I liked it, yesterday?
Did he had a wife?

 

by Italiano
1-19-10
Hee John, I heared your brother died!
STEPbrother!
Wasn't he that green kid whit that strange eyeball?
Yup...
Hee, tell his wife I had a great time last night!
...

 

by Italiano
1-19-10
Hee John, I heard your brother died!
STEPBROTHER!!
Hee, wasn't he that green kid with that strange eyeball?
Yes he was.
Tell his wife it was fun yesterday!
WHAT THE...

 

by Italiano
1-19-10
Hee John, I heard...
THAT'S IT!
I only wanna condole you!
Shut up about Chris' wife!

 

by Italiano
1-20-10
"Goodmorning, people of the American civilization! Welcome to Mr. Gray's talkshow! Today we're gonna talk to Mr. Lance Hutbury, owner of the great product "Making my face pretier"!"
"So Mr. Hutbury, what makes your product so special? HUTBURY: 'Wel, I think my product works a hundred procent good and for real, it makes people comfortable in their skin!' Wonderfull, Mr. Hutbury!"
Anything else to say, Mr. Hutbury? HUTBURY: 'Yes, my product is especialy NOT made for gays. So gays, if your watching this right now, FUCK OFF MY STORE!'

 

by Italiano
1-20-10
Can you believe what that Hutbury guy said on television?
What?
That his product isn't for homosexuals! And he said live on television: FUCK OFF MY STORE against homosexuals!
Hee, Chris used that product a lot! Besides, I'm hungry.
Want me to order a pizza?
Not that kind of hungry.

 

by Italiano
1-20-10
Oh my God John! I can't believe this was the first time we had sex! And it was great, don't you think?
Yup, but let me ask you a question.
Sure!
How big is it, actually?

 

by Italiano
1-20-10
So you're telling me that John insulted your peewee?
That's right, Sid, I can't believe it! I thought we might get it over with after we finished with the problem with DJ and Chris, and now he still aint got any respect for me!
Mhm... How I get rid of this gay?
And as a matter of fact, he didn't had any love for me or anyone else! Ore even ANYTHING else! Except for his tie.
What happened to this world?

 

by Italiano
1-20-10
After a LONG time, Reaper finally went down to his father, to tell him about his personal problems...
Hi dad, well here I am, I know what you think and it's been a while now. As you know it's my birthday next week and I was wondering if you would pay any attention to it.
Some things really got messed up with John. After we had sex he insulted my peewee! His stepbrother fell dead on a rock and Sid killed himself! John killed DJ and men from John's office fucked it up.
Wow, never knew the Land of Nothing would be so much fun!

 

by Italiano
1-20-10
Yes, son!
Dad, can you hear me?
Oh yes, sorry! Happy birthday!
Today is my birthday, and you didn't payed any attention to it.
Who the Hell do you think I am, Santa Claus?
Did you bring me any presents?

 

by Italiano
1-20-10
Ah John, there you are! Everybody is ignoring me!
Hee Reaper, I gotta confess something!
What is it?
I married Bill from the office!
****!!!! THIS DAY CAN'T BE ANY ****ING WORSE!!! **** YOU AND YOUR ******* BOYFRIEND!!! **** ALL YOU PEOPLE!! I'M GONNA ****ING KILL MYSELF!!!!!!

 

by Italiano
1-20-10
It gets even worse...
DO U HEAR ME, SATAN?!! BURN ME! ****ING BURN ME!!!!
****************************************************!!!!

 

by Italiano
1-20-10
John get's mad, he search for Reaper but can't find him...
No!
Did you see Reaper?
No!
Did you see Reaper?
Poor John... poor Reaper...
RRREEEEEEAAAAAPPPEEERRR!!!!!!!!!

 

by Italiano
1-20-10
How you all doin' folks! Well, this is FINALLY the end of the Reaper series, created by the wonderful author who created me: Italiano!!
What happened to the characters will be explained in the Reaper epilogue. As you read, things got pretty fucked up for me and all the characters, thinking this is actually a sad story, not a comedy.
Well here I am, locked up in the Land of Nothing, waiting till I fart myself to death. Ah Hell, just go and read some more damn comics of Italiano. SEE YOU IN HELL, HAHA!!

 

by Italiano
1-21-10
Do you know that the government has decided that hippies may not live on their own way?
Not really, I'm just a traveling chicken.
Support the National Society of Peace to protect the hippies against evil intentions.
What's in it for me?
Free cookies.
God bless you.

 

by Italiano
1-21-10
Anything you want to know about the National Society of Peace?
Yeah, when do I get my free cookies?
Cookies?
Does the support cost money?
Three dollars an hour.
Good luck.

 

2012...
by Italiano, 1-21-10

 

by Italiano
1-21-10
Welcome to "Fast Food", what would it be?
Do you have any knifes?
Sir, this is a restaurant.
There have to be knifes in a restaurant, right?
We don't sell them. Besides, where do you need a knife for?
That's a 'black' secret!

 

by Italiano
1-21-10
Hee, listen to this joke man!
Why does the dwarf buys condoms on mini-format?
Because then, his **** will fit in the clown's mom's *****!

 

by Italiano
1-21-10
Why do you wanna become a Christian?
So I can prove to my friends that I'm not a loser!
What was your religion before?
Jewish.

 

I'm back, baby!
by Italiano, 8-15-10

 

by Italiano
8-15-10
REAPER RETURNS!!??
Hi there, fellas! It's me, Reaper! I'm back with some new, awesome comics!!
This time the series will run from L(50) till C(100)
So just sit back, relax and enjoy the new adventures of me, John, dad, the boys from the office and... NEW STUFF!!

 

by Italiano
8-15-10
Hi there! This is Reaper! As you've been reading on the last 50 comics, things went pretty fucked up for me and John!
But, we're back now! See you on August 15!
And Italiano, put more ME in it!

 

by Italiano
8-15-10
Along came a story, that never been told before...
So here I am, back at my house, in for some new adventures!
I'm gonna have a great year!
Your father died ten minuts ago.

 

by Italiano
8-15-10
After a sad, long funeral...
Thanks Joc!
Im sorry for your lost, Reaper!
When al hope is lost, I still got you to talk with, and I really appreciate that!
Yes...
Can I have your father's hentai collection?

 

by Italiano
8-15-10
Reaper, I heard about it, and I came as quickley as possible! I'm tryin' to be a good husband...
You are a good husband, John! Although, we aren't married yet...
Yup! Eeh, is it oke if Chris' cousin could stay here for a couple days? Or weeks...
Sure, why not?
Or months...

 

by Italiano
8-15-10
Along comes a visitor...
Is Chris' cousin there yet? He's a corteous boy, right?
Very corteous! Let me call him, to make sure he knows we're here!
Yo, JACK-OFF, I'm here, it's John and my boyfriend Reaper!
JACK-OFF?
I think he's masturbating!!

 

by Italiano
8-15-10
Along came... JACK-OFF
So you're "JACK-OFF"
THAT'S MY NAME, NICE TO MEET YOU!
Why are you talking so loud?
CAUSE GOD MADE ME THIS WAY!
God made you?

 

by Italiano
8-20-10
So, how was your connection with Chris, any bad happenings?
WE USED TO MAKE HIM THE BITCH O' THE HOUSE, FOR A DOLLAR, HE SUCKED YOUR GREEN COCK!
Jesus! That's ****ing gross!
OH YEAH, AND FOR TWO DOLLARS, HE LICKED THE ROTTEN CHEESE UP UNDER YOUR NUTS!
Oh my god, I didn't know Chris was like that!
WHO'S CHRIS?

 

A new comic was born...
I am pleased to welcome y'all the brand new series, created by the brain behind the most stupid, incredibly funny and overjoying comic named "Reaper"
Please ladies and gentlemen, a warm applaus for.........FORUMUSERS!!!
by Italiano, 8-20-10

 

by Italiano
8-20-10
Intro
Now, you ask me, why are we making a comic about Forumusers?
Pretty much cause it's about us!
The only reason why we're makin' this comic is to entertain you with good humor!
Pretty much like the easterbunny tells that his mother's pussy smells like eggsalad!

 

by Italiano
8-20-10
...and that's why the only thing that keeps me going is my cat, Bubbles!
Interesting story...
I understand your feelings, and I know how it's like to feel that close to a simple cat.
You do?
Oh yes, so much that it even added inches to my d**k

 

by Italiano
8-20-10
So, what's with the McDonalds thing?
Dunno, people seem to hate McDonalds
Tell me something, I saw Billy at McDonalds last saturday, and he was beatin' the shit out of Ronald the clown
Even kids are scared of Ronnie!
Probably cause he just announced he's gay

 

by Italiano
8-20-10
Whoah, you're hot girl, let me buy you a drink!
Listen, before I'm takin' your drink, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, at least one million dollars on your bank account, and in your pants must be a 17 centimeter d**k!
Lady, I've got a Porsche, a Ferrari and a Mercedes, on all my eight bank accounts more than a million! But NEVER, not even for the finest lady, I aint letting 6 centimeters of my d**k cut off!

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