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by Lord_Lonic
7-19-05
Horace: Hey, Jaspa! Oi need a girl! Oi am so horny, and moi dick is lonely. Oi'm also tired of jacking meself off.
Jasper: Well, how can Oi help you out, Horace? Oi'm gay, Oi hang out with fellow gay men! Why don't you go look for a woman yourself?
'Ello, are you a girl? If so, will you please suck ma cock?
Unamed Japanese Girl: I'm too young. Sorry.
Sey: 'Ey, don't use ma catch phrases, you bloody twat fuck!
Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!

 

by Lord_Lonic
7-19-05
Who the fuck are you, anyway?
Oi'm Kev, AKA Sey, Sey the Second, Sey Almighty, Rimmer, Slimmer Rimmer, Slimmer Rimmer needs a Zimmer, Drunken Jedi Groped Me, Jedi Sey and Master_Solo. But call me Sey.
Okay, "Sey", how is that line yours?
Read GreySoldierFellow's comic Sey's Game Selling Adventure. You'll see me say that.
Oh, Oi'm sorry. Oi didn't mean to steal the loine.
Yeah. It's just loike the time when Enter the Kiwi stole Lord Lonic's TMGay loine.

 

by Lord_Lonic
7-19-05
So, you can help me get chicks ovea here?
Of coarse. It's the fucking beach. You can get laid by just about any girl here. Let me demonstrate:
Hey, there, you sexy ass blonde, you. Suck ma cock next to that tree ovea there? What do ya say? Huh?
Eww, no, get away from me, you disgusting pervert.
'Ello, there, you hot school girl. Since I can see your sexy panties, how about you let me plow my cock into your cunt? Huh?
NO YOU FREAK!!!

 

by Lord_Lonic
7-19-05
Hey, you sexy nigga. How about you let me squeeze those enormis tites? Oi can sure get some milk out of them. And Oi am one bad mutha...
...Shut yo mouth.
Oi'll fuck you for free. Just whip out your cock, so Oi can...
Um, no thanks.
You stupid ass mogloid bastard. You havn't gotten a chick to have sex with you all day.
Well, geese, is it ma fault if Oi was rased on Benny Hill?

 

by Lord_Lonic
7-19-05
Hey, you sexy nigga. How about you let me squeeze those enormis tites? Oi can sure get some milk out of them. And Oi am one bad mutha...
...Shut yo mouth.
Oi'll fuck you for free. Just whip out your cock, so Oi can...
Um, no thanks.
You stupid ass mogloid bastard. You havn't gotten a chick to have sex with you all day.
Well, geese, is it ma fault if Oi was rased on Benny Hill?

 

by Lord_Lonic
8-07-05
Meanwhile...
Well, with that fat fuck of a brotha, Horace gone, Oi can now go to my favorite Gay Baa and bag me a rich one!
At the Bar...
Who the fuck aa you?
I'm Mad Max. Im not gay, I swear. I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing here.
Hey, wait a second, didn't Lonic say that Sey would be the only Saf & Mad Max's Land of the Banned Adventure to be appearing in here?
Yes but he lied. Now let's go to that bathroom right there. <3 :)

 

by Lord_Lonic
8-07-05
Is it just me, or did you just turn into a little asian girl for a quick second?
Hmm? No, I didn't. Now come on, let's go!
P.U.! It smells like shit in here! Oh well *starts masturbating*
Yeah, but who cares? *masturbatesa, ejaculates, than puts on condom*
Hey, what's going on in there?
B============D--------------O: Jasper Happy Penis!

 

by Lord_Lonic
9-18-05
Well, nice catching up with you, Lankydavid. I hope we could meet again sometime.
Yeah, I suppose so.
Mad Max, get your fucking gay-ass over here.
So that's what it feels like to get ass raped. *pukes*
Mad Max, get out of there, now!
Okay, I'm coming!

 

by Lord_Lonic
9-18-05
Well, it's time for me to go. My "friend" is calling me.
Oh, don't go. We were having fun.
Yes, please don't leave.
Sorry, but I must. Jasper, Clyndex t3h hAzZoRrzz, suck you later.
Suck you later.
That's a you stupid catchphraise, you know.

 

by Lord_Lonic
11-03-05
Good. Let's go.
Alright, alright, I'm coming.
...And?
You know, I really really really REALLY hate you now.
You know what I find Ironic? The fact that in real life I'm not even banned from DKU anymore, yet I'm still featured in this fucking stupid stupid.
I find it ironic that you keep acting like your my fucking dad.

 

by Lord_Lonic
12-02-05
Okay. Were going to try this again. You hack TYFN this time, but no fuck ups. I swear, if I find any, I'll grab you by the balls.
Oaky Doaky, son of a nokie!
What the fuck? It has already been destroyed. It looks alot like when we left MarioTendo.
Who did this?
Who are these gay, retarded, leet talking people? Find out on the next comic.
it w@$ us!!!?!
it w@$ us!!!?!

 

by Lord_Lonic
12-02-05
Um, who the fuck are you guys? Well, the guy in the back looks familiar...
Maybe it's Sey and Lankydavid...wait a minute, I am Lankydavid!
i am southern yoshi, @k@ vulcan raven @k@ da gayest person hoo eveR liveed!!!?!?
n' im Clyndex. i think u remember me frum da baa, rite mariogirl?
Hey, my name is marioguy. Don't EVVVVVVVVVVVVVVER call me mariogirl. >:(
Heh heh, mariogirl......oh, um, let's FIGHT!!!

 

by Lord_Lonic
12-02-05
Well, southern fagshi, let's battle it out!
ok secksy gi!!!?!?
Southern Fagsh, err, yoshi wins......SEXALITY!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm burning! Do these word ballons have to be this long?
m assive fyrre gay sperm atak!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!??!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!
Clyndex wins.....FRIENDSHIP! Friendship? One again?!?
.........You know what? Fuck this shit. Let's just be friends.
Good idea.

 

by Lord_Lonic
12-02-05
Hey, southern yoshi, he decided to be friends.
Best friends!
wut!?!?!?!?!? no no no!?!?! i wonte ecksep it!?!!? n' y rn't u tocking in 1337?!?!?!
Because talikning in leet is GAY!!!
But I thought you were gay.
no, i jes maid him gay cuz im a retarded gay communist hoo owned him!?!?!?! now, yeer coming with me, cydex!

 

by Lord_Lonic
12-03-05
For fuck sake, my name is not Clydex or Clyndex. IT'S GENO-FUCKING-RATION!!!
That's the spirit. Stick it to Southern Fagshi.
Hell?
for da last tym i m not southern fagshi, im southern yoshi. u, me deth mach...in hell!
Wow. Havn't seen this place in a while.
u n mee, u stoopid strayt gii!!?!?!?!

 

by Lord_Lonic
12-03-05
Is that why you hate her so much? Cause your jealous? And how do you know you can beat me.
wen i kik ur ass im gona cut off sayler moons ass n glu it on myne!
cuz no wone can taike mi fyery sperm attak!!?!?!?!!? ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!?!?!?!
That's it? You masturbate flaming semen all over me? That's not powerful, it's just...gross.
well, i lyke its tast!!?!?!

 

by Lord_Lonic
12-04-05
Okay. Now you die! Turno theno Homono Intono ano Ciggeretteno!
o grate now i steenk!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Triceratops: Oh boy, a ciggerette! southern yoshi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ha ha ha! You will both burn!
Triceratops: Meh. southern yoshi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

by Lord_Lonic
5-08-06
Well, Mad Max. Were finally here at DKU central
Oh, goodie...what's with the lack of background?
I don't know, but...do what ever the fuck you want. I was unbanned several months ago, and I really don't care about it anymore.
Thanks. I'm just glad this shitty, Elvis & Slick Monty rip is finally over.
I guess this is goodbye.
Yeah, well.....I never liked you because of the demented faggot you are. I mean, I'm not homophobic or anything, but you are just sick. Well, see you anyway.

 

by Lord_Lonic
5-08-06
Alright! Now I can finally get my revenge on you assholes!
Chiphead: Wow, Mad Max. Thought I'd never see you again.
Yeah, well, who's the admin here? No you.
Bendilin: Do my eyes decieve me? Was the Mad Max? Damn it, you shoud have let ME kill him.

 

by Lord_Lonic
5-08-06
It's sad but true, folks: Saf and Mad Max's Land of the Banned Quest has ended. But what happened to the other characters? For one thing, MarioTendo fired Sey for being a pervert.
Your fired.
Why? All I said was that I wanted to fuck your sister who is 5 years old.
LankeyDavid and Clyndex were on a plain that was destroyed. While LankyDavid (unfortunetly) survived, Clyndex wasn't what I call, so lucky.
Shit. He dead. Oh well. Fuck him.
Mario Master actually survived MarioTendo's attack on him, but was severally burn and is now confined to a wheel chair.
Yeah, I want some french frys. And make it snappy.

 

by Lord_Lonic
5-08-06
And marioguy/girl/what ever & southern yoshi are being butt-raped in hell by Satan and Mad Max.
No! Stop I don't want anymore. Ow! Your cock is too big.
Stop struggling, and I might go easier on you. How is it going, Mad Max?
Awesome. I never fucked a ciggarette before.
Damn it! I hate being a fucking ciggarette! I want to be a faggoty dinosaur again!!!
And no one knows where Saf is. It's rumored that he's dead.
I'm not dead, you cuntster spics! I'm still alive, for fuck cum sake!
Well, The End.

 

by Lord_Lonic
10-29-06
Hello, i am Drew Pickles and I am really, really gay. I like to suck Clifford's big red cock and lick Garfield's fat sweaty orange furred cock and I like to to stick my dick up Tommy's ass.
And now, I'm going to have extreme, poopy buttsex with a gay partner, Barney. We are going to fuck each others asses like there is no tommorrow.
Oh my god! I just got done fapping at some hardcore porno and am ready to have sex. Let's get started now.
That was swell.
Ha ha ha HA ha HA ha ha ha HA HA HA! Homo 69 Goatse Boner! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA ha HA ha ha ha HA HA HA etc.

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