Horace & Jasper: Horace Wants Sex With a Woman

Author: Lord_Lonic

Date: July 19, 2005

by Lord_Lonic
7-19-05
Horace: Hey, Jaspa! Oi need a girl! Oi am so horny, and moi dick is lonely. Oi'm also tired of jacking meself off.
Jasper: Well, how can Oi help you out, Horace? Oi'm gay, Oi hang out with fellow gay men! Why don't you go look for a woman yourself?
'Ello, are you a girl? If so, will you please suck ma cock?
Unamed Japanese Girl: I'm too young. Sorry.
Sey: 'Ey, don't use ma catch phrases, you bloody twat fuck!
Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!