Horace and Jasper: Sey's no good with girls.

Author: Lord_Lonic

Date: July 19, 2005

by Lord_Lonic
7-19-05
So, you can help me get chicks ovea here?
Of coarse. It's the fucking beach. You can get laid by just about any girl here. Let me demonstrate:
Hey, there, you sexy ass blonde, you. Suck ma cock next to that tree ovea there? What do ya say? Huh?
Eww, no, get away from me, you disgusting pervert.
'Ello, there, you hot school girl. Since I can see your sexy panties, how about you let me plow my cock into your cunt? Huh?
NO YOU FREAK!!!