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by NGrassi22
7-06-04
'Ello kids. I'm here to teach you about pedophelia.
It's a bad bad thing. Let me show you an example of a "pedophile".
Please children, be careful. This man is dangerous.

 

by NGrassi22
7-06-04
What do you think would be the worst place to be right now?
Here.
Ok...and with who?
That Exorcist girl.
Why?
That's why.

 

by NGrassi22
7-07-04
The two soft drink spokeswoman come head-to-head...
Like HI! I'm Christina Agulera! Drink Coke Cola, because I kiss woman like Madonna, even though it wasn't as highly contreversial as Britney's kiss becuase the camera was on JUSTIN, GOD DAMNIT!
I'm Britney Spears! Drink Pepsi because I'm a hot and they actually saw me kiss Madonna on TV!
Drink Coke because I spell my name X Tina!!
Drink Pepsi because I'm not a girl and not a woman...somehow.
Well, bitch...I GOT MY PUSSY PIERCED!
Fuck.

 

by NGrassi22
7-07-04
Hey. You know, I've been thinking about that whole Coke Vs. Pepsi thing. I mean, one must invent, and the other must copy, right? Come on, first there was Vanilla Coke. Then Pepsi Vanilla came out!
Or...like that new C2 thing?
Yah! C2 is half the carbs, then Pepsi presents "Pepsi Edge" with half the sugar and carbs! I love coke. Period.
Eh, it depends.
Depends? On what?
On which companie's commercial has the most boobs.

 

by NGrassi22
7-07-04
The Pepsi commercial that advertised the merger of Nike and Pepsi, but was never aired due to "Religous Reasons".
Gee whiz, it's hot up here, especially with these hot metal nails sticking in my body! If only I could have a cool, refreshing Pepsi!
Why, hey there Mr. Nike, is that a...Pepsi?!
Why yes Jesus, of course it is a...Pepsi.
Oh, so I should "Just Do It"...and take the Pepsi?
Yes, expirence "The Joy Of Pepsi." Here, take this delicous soft drink. Oh...want me to put it by your mouth?

 

by NGrassi22
7-07-04
This Coke commercial that was banned from the airwaves by those who thought "Pee" was not appropriate.
Hey look, it's the NEW Coca Cola mascot, Doggy Ball! Doggy Ball, can you tell us why Coca Cola is your company's name, yet it's nickname is "Coke"?
I pee in your eye.

 

by NGrassi22
7-07-04
Dan to Space Station. I just landed on Venus...but our studies were totally wrong...Venus, it's...a...FARM!
Oh yeah, sorry Dan. We lost track of the space ship and you went off course. We have no idea where you are so your stuck there. Your never coming back. Your alone forever. And ever. Over and out.
Later that night...
*thwap thwap thwap thwap thwap*

 

by NGrassi22
7-07-04
Dan to Space Station. I just landed on Venus...but our studies were totally wrong...Venus, it's...a...FARM!
Oh yeah, sorry Dan. We lost track of the space ship and you went off course. We have no idea where you are so your stuck there. Your never coming back. Your alone forever. And ever. Over and out.
Later that night...
*thwap thwap thwap thwap thwap*

 

by NGrassi22
7-07-04
The Coke executives meet up for a...meeting.
So, we need someone who is "FRESH", "NEW", and hip as the face of Coke!
We need someone who people can listen to, someone who people look up to and trust!

 

by NGrassi22
7-08-04
So I was sitting at home...and I got it! The newest way to get people to drink Pepsi! A Pepsi reality show. I have the pilot episode, watch it.
Alright...I'll watch...
And now, the toughest reality show on television...when people are stuck in a woman's jail sponsored by Pepsi and can only drink the best soda ever, Pepsi, the reality becomes intense.
Um, Jesse got the Pepsi open...wanna have some?
No thanks...but if you see Big Bertha Strap On...tell her I'm gone. Please.
So? You like it?
Fine. But only if the strap-ons have Pepsi logos on them.

 

by NGrassi22
7-08-04
Hi. Drink Coke. Please.
Then Coke finds out, no one is listeing to their spokeswoman. So...
How about now?

 

by NGrassi22
7-08-04
Coca Cola Presents Coke Idol, where everyone is a super-pop star. Well, the good ones anyway. Let's see who's in our competition!
Oh...so it's not that kind of coke? Fuck.

 

by NGrassi22
7-08-04
McWashAwayYourSins
Hello, and welcome to McWashAwayYourSins, what can I get you?
Yes, can I get one large Adultry?
The Cooler Museum
Our next cooler is circa 1998, made by GenuisWater, who later went bankrupt due to the cost of those paper cups. Let's move on to our next cooler exhibit.
Peeping Tom Tours
Ok, our next house is owned by Lucy Lushas, and most likely at this time she's watching "Seinfeld". Let's take a peek.

 

by NGrassi22
7-08-04
So, did he REALLY pee on minors?
Yep, he really did it.
Oh. But did he poop on 'em too?

 

by NGrassi22
7-09-04
Robert and Coffy meet up and start talking.
Hey Coffy. Have you seen Sam lately?
Nah, I hear he's at summer camp. *Coffy is the color, do do do*
Robert and Coffy meet up and start talking.
Really? He hasn't written, and mysteriously, his parents don't even know the address, so I can write to him!
I hear you. Power to tha people. *Coffy is the world, you live in*
Meanwhile, Sam is locked in a cage located in Tawain because his parents sent him to a priest-owned sweat shop which carves Samurai swords out of dry poo. Let's see what Sam is up to...
Ok Sam...time to play "Where's The Sausage?"
No...please...not again.

 

by NGrassi22
7-11-04
Yo! Miranda is letting any guy douche her!
Really?
Yah, but if you wanna make it all the way with her, you gotta use something speacial while douchin' her. That's what she's saying.
Hmm...
Note to self: fire is not a cleaning tool.

 

by NGrassi22
7-11-04
You have a virus. Bitch.
Fuck.
Double fuck.

 

by NGrassi22
7-11-04
Welcome to stripcreator.
Fuck. It's just comic strips.

 

by NGrassi22
7-11-04
National Clown Convention.
Heh, there's alot more diversity than last year.

 

by NGrassi22
7-11-04
Why Microsoft Word sucks.
It looks like your talking to Jesus. Would you like some help?

 

by NGrassi22
7-11-04
If you could ask only one question that would be anwsered, what would it be?
Have Betty, Veronica and Archie ever had a threesome?

 

by NGrassi22
7-12-04
You know what I think the perfect world would be like?
I hate you.

 

by NGrassi22
7-12-04
Why are we infront of this backround?
There's no elephant wang graveyard backround.

 

by NGrassi22
7-12-04
Isn't this awesome? The Doctor genetically modifided me to be able to talk and express emotions.
So what'd he do to you?

 

by NGrassi22
7-12-04
My cousin wears a man diaper.
That's really all that's wrong with him.

 

by NGrassi22
7-12-04
What happened?
Ron Jeremy poked me in the eye.

 

by NGrassi22
7-12-04
Just say the magic words and you'll recieve FIVE wishes!
Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice.
Wrong words FUCKER!

 

by NGrassi22
7-12-04
Ngrassi: Where has dcom been lately?
BigEvilDan: He died of a broken heart.
I knew he was hiding something.
That's not all he was hiding. He's also your father
But then who's my mother? Are you my mother?
He's also your mother. It's best not to go into specifics.

 

by NGrassi22
7-12-04
I wish Tobor was my mother.
I always wanted to suck his teet.

 

by NGrassi22
7-12-04
I'm just waiting for something bad to happen, right?
Fuck.

 

by NGrassi22
7-12-04
I'm here to tell you the meaning of life.
Me? Why me, a duck? I mean, why would I need to know the meaning of life? I'm just a duck. All I do is live my life in peace.

 

by NGrassi22
7-12-04
I like your hat.

 

by NGrassi22
7-12-04
So is this is what it's like to be dead?
Absolute nothingness? Is this what we live for? No heaven? Just...nothing?
No. I just hate you.

 

by NGrassi22
7-12-04
Internet dating sucks.

 

by NGrassi22
7-12-04
I'm having a baby. Your baby.
Nine Months Later.
It's not mine, is it?
Nope.

 

by NGrassi22
7-12-04
Hello Bill. I have asked you to meet me because we have a problem with the company and you.
What happened?
Lately, you haven't been getting many clients, and well...we think it's because...of your color. I'm sorry, Bill. We have to let you go.
You racist bastards.

 

by NGrassi22
7-12-04
Hello there abnormally small man.
Hello. Welcome to Twin Peaks.
Twin Peaks? You mean from that show? That must mean you...
...Yes, I'm that dancing midget who talks backwards.
Come back. Let me dance for you.

 

by NGrassi22
7-12-04
This isn't the happy ending you promised.

 

by NGrassi22
7-13-04
Welcome to Channel Three Entertainment News. I'm Linda Qefo. Our first story is about Britney Spears, who is actually having a child. She doesn't know who the father is, yet.
In other news, Peter Jackson and Michael Moore share a stomach.

 

by NGrassi22
8-17-04
I'll give you a cookie if you tell me what you said about me before.
A kiss.
Ok.
Blow job.
What?
Nothing.

 

by NGrassi22
8-17-04
Enough fucking around Vinnie. Ya gots the Don's money or whut? It ain't good ta keeps the Don waiting ya know. I don't wants ta havta bust ya balls.
*Gulp* Um I-I-I don't have the Don's money b-b-but maybe I can repay him some other way?
Hmmm...
Uh Oh...
A Few Minutes Later...
Drop your pants...Ok...where the fuck is it?

 

by NGrassi22
8-23-04
OH GOD! THE END OF THE WORLD!!!
Why is it the end of the world??? WHYY???
I heard when Jesus saw Stripmaker's bad spelling and competitions, he just BLEW UP!
WHAT CAN SAVE US?
Only one thing...Sex Fish...
Sex fish backwards is shif xes...

 

by NGrassi22
8-23-04
What happened to you?
Sex Fish.
Oh.

 

by NGrassi22
8-23-04
Did you read my blog last night?
Yeah, I can't believe you re-told everything that happened yesterday! Everyone we knew read it!! IT RULED!
But wait...doesn't that defeat the purpose of blogs.
Oh.

 

by NGrassi22
8-23-04
Are there little bear balls under that shirt of yours?
They're on my head.

 

by NGrassi22
8-24-04
Hey, guess what, I learned how to shave my bung hole hair without using shaving cream
You have hair on your heiny?
Can you even cum? That stuff that comes out of your dick when you rub it long enough?
...Oh...I always though that was a pudding snack.

 

by NGrassi22
8-24-04
Where am I...Man, I had to many beers last night...
Hey...where are my pants?
...fuck...

 

by NGrassi22
8-26-04
Boom boom, two dolla.
Deal...

 

by NGrassi22
8-26-04
Twins!
Little did she know, she would later contract the deadly STD known as SD-W40.

 

by NGrassi22
8-26-04
W.W.J.D.?...
...in his 100th comic strip?

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