The Coke and Pepsi Wars

Author: NGrassi22

Date: July 7, 2004

by NGrassi22
7-07-04
The two soft drink spokeswoman come head-to-head...
Like HI! I'm Christina Agulera! Drink Coke Cola, because I kiss woman like Madonna, even though it wasn't as highly contreversial as Britney's kiss becuase the camera was on JUSTIN, GOD DAMNIT!
I'm Britney Spears! Drink Pepsi because I'm a hot and they actually saw me kiss Madonna on TV!
Drink Coke because I spell my name X Tina!!
Drink Pepsi because I'm not a girl and not a woman...somehow.
Well, bitch...I GOT MY PUSSY PIERCED!
Fuck.