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by NooniePuuBunny
10-14-03
...me and my employer had some differences, but we finally resolved them...
Thats good...so did you finally get paid?
Yes...plus I'm going to be getting a new manager soon due to...a tragic accident...
....accident? What kind of accident?
Back at Delfanso's...
owww........

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-14-03
I'm going to put my money into savings and save it for when I need to pay for insurance and stuff...plus things I need...
Not me...
Going to pay off the debts you owe, or possibly fix your car?
Nope...
!
I'm going to go waste it on manga, magazines, and trading cards like I always do!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-14-03
Nuuuuuunie.....
We need your help! Save us...
What a dream...Thats it! No more ice cream before bed for me...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-14-03
...and there was some strange land that was on fire...
Yeah...that happened in my dream too...
You know what that means...
Save the pixies from absolute destruction at the hands of the evil Drahknas?
Nope...time to surf the internet...
Hey! get back here!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-15-03
Chairman Kaga: I thought of my most favorite thing that I liked to eat when trying to pick out the theme for tonight's battle...
Chairman Kaga: Tonight's theme ingredient is...SAUSAGE!
Announcer: Yes! It is the Iron Chef Sausage Battle, ladies and gentlemen..
So fitting... *snicker*

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-15-03
In Nuunie's dreamscape...
Nuunie...what is wrong with you?! I tried to get you to come save our land...Why haven't you answered our plea?
I was watching Iron Chef.
Why did the chosen one have to be you...
:) There was a Sausage Battle...heheheheee...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-15-03
Still in Nuunie's dreamscape...
You will accompany me to my land to save us, Chosen One...
Maybe I dun wanna...
I'm not asking...and you're going, is that clear?
And how is a dumb little pixie like you gonna make me?
You forget, we pixies have magic wands to smack smart-asses with...
ow...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-16-03
Nuunie slowly regains consciousness in the strange new land...
Owww...what the hell....
You shanghaied me, you little freak!
It was necessary for me to kidnap you...Maybe I could make it up to you after you complete your quest...
Maybe I should squash you like the oversized bug you are and be on my merry-freaking way...
There is no need for such hostilities...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-16-03
Meanwhile...in The Frankenstein Monster's dreamscape...
...so you see...you are part of a destined fighting force...you are one of the chosen! You will save our lands from the Drakkahnas...
Okay...who slipped the drugs into my food this time...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-20-03
Note: Ignore the fact that the char on the right is not wearing pantz
The plot line to my comix totally suck
You need plot?
... so thats what I've been doing wrong...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-20-03
I think that sinus medication is a tad too strong...
It feels like I'm trippin...
Well...you haven't been acting strange
...
Not stranger than usual anyway...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-20-03
In the unnamed 21 year old psychotic's dreamscape...
You must come with me to save the land!
I bet you'll squeal if I stab you...
You cant do that to me...
Oh yes I can... You're in MY world now ...MWAHAHAHAHA!
...not good...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-24-03
In the facepainting booth at the Fall Festival...
Okay...so what would you like for me to paint on your face?
I wanna be a circle...
A circle...?
Yeah! Paint a circle around my face and paint the rest white!
Why me?
:)

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-25-03
Back in fairy @#$^@ASlgan ...vvrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh...
And that is why [FATAL EXCEPTION IN PLOT.EXE FF00000]
What the--??
Virus mentalblock.@nekonekowyrm found in plot.exe
@#########$^@#$@#%^@$%^@@@@@^@$$$$$$$$$$$$
...
plot.exe deleted.
damn...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-25-03
Rebooting...
What the hell just happened?!
The plotline got infected and was destroyed...
Rebooting...
Great...now what?
We operate without a plot...
Rebooting...
Lovely...no plot...
What the hell? It worked for Seinfeld...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-26-03
Since the original plot was completely destroyed, I, the creator state that there will be no plot for the remainder of the comic...
Not like the plot was that great to begin with...
*waves hand*
gahhh!
You forget who you are talking to...
owww....

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-26-03
And so when you draw its important to get all the proportions right...
*sneaks away*
shoulders and... legs are usually 3 heads ... feet the size of.... and the breasts should be no bigger than the size of the person's face...
And people mistakenly make them very round, which in reality, they are susceptable to gravity...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-27-03
Warning: Do not try this at home!
Hey Baby!
I've got 500 watts in my power supply!
!
...ow...
Jerk!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-27-03
Warning: Do not try this at home!
Hey Baby!
oh no...
I've got firewire in my laptop!
!
...ow...
Jerk!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-28-03
Warning: Don't try this at home...please...
Hey Baby!
God no....
I've got 2 gigs of RAM in my unit!
!
ow...
Jerk!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-28-03
Warning: Trying this at home may cause sterility due to severe impact from a spike heel...
Hey Baby!
Here we go again...
Wanna watch me defrag?
!
...owwww....
Jerk!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-28-03
Warning: Trying this at home may cause nausea in the second party involved...
Hey Baby!
Make him go away!
Wanna know how fast my processor is?
!
...owwies....
Jerk!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-28-03
I realize I have been very rude to you and I just wanted to say how sorry I was. I just found you very attractive and wanted to talk with you...
!
NO! DON'T HIT ME THERE AGAIN!!!
No...wait...I'm sorry too. I'd like to go back to your place if you don't mind...
...sure! (to himself: yes! score!)
:)

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-28-03
...and thats all the stuff I've got in my computer...its a nice rig, aint it? Unfortunately my laptop is away at the manufacturer because the motherboard was seriously fu-bared..
You mean you really were talking about your computer the whole time?
Yeah...what did you think I was talking about?
Lemmie turn off the lights and show you...
:) Happy Ending
oh...my....
Now...lets see how fast your "processor" is...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-29-03
Note: Due to lack of decent guy gfx that resemble my friends, the guy on the far left will play the part of my friend Dave
Noonie, willst du mein Weisswurst essen?
Ja ja, D! Ich will deiner wurst essen mit Schlagsahne!
...
You know, I don't even speak German and I still don't wanna know what you two are thinking....

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-30-03
Hey Nuunie. Do you want a bite of my corndog? heehee...
Dude! She already ate!
He stepped right in that one...
You! I will defend her honor! You will not get away with such defilement!
I stuck my foot in my mouth on that one...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-30-03
Halloween is a statanistic holiday that teaches young kids to dress up in honor of a foul bloodsucking deamon! They are lured in by the sweet promises of... CANDY!
It brainwashes their little minds into honoring Satan with animal sacrifices and for children to dance naked as the rain pours down their slender bodys in honor of the Prince of Tides...
!
..oww
moron...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-30-03
Pokemon is a satanistic show featuring demons that people can collect and control! It spreads the use of magic and wishes to turn the children into witches!
It brainwashes their little minds into honoring Satan with animal sacrifices and for children to dance naked as the rain pours down their slender bodys in honor of the Prince of Tides...
!
...owww....
moron...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-30-03
Yu-Gi-Oh is a Satanic anime from Japan! It teaches children to worship idols and to practice the use of sorcery! Its card game depicts deamons straight from the bowels of HELL!
It brainwashes their little minds into honoring Satan with animal sacrifices and for children to dance naked as the rain pours down their slender bodys in honor of the Prince of Tides...
!
owwww....
moron...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-30-03
Harry Potter glorifies witchcraft and the practice of worshipping Satan!!!! It shows events of sorcery and makes it look like a harmless game. But it is not a harmless game, it is a pathway to HELL!
It brainwashes their little minds into honoring Satan with animal sacrifices and for children to dance naked as the rain pours down their slender bodys in honor of the Prince of Tides...
!
owww....
moron...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-30-03
Professional Wrestling is nothing more than homosexual men engaging in sodomy! They slick their bodys in oil and rub and grunt against each other in a display of sado-masochistic torture and sex!
!
DON'T HIT ME!
No! Wait! I wanna hear more!
!
So go back to the part with the oil...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-31-03
Meanwhile, at the cabin by the lake...
Hi there...I was wondering if you could help me do "research" for my next movie script...
Sure! I'd be happy to...
Okay! I'm gonna tie this cement block to your ankle, tie your hands with some plastic thingie, and we'll go for a ride in my boat...heh heh... heh heh...
!
At the bottom of the lake...
Well poo bunnies...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-31-03
You slept with my boyfriend you slut!
Hey! If you had abandoned your foster sister and screwed him yourself, you wouldn't have lost him to a whore like me. I know what men want and they want some putang.
I hope that psycho killer takes out that bi-otch...
I'm going to go alone into the kitchen to make some coffee for everyone even though I'm not supposed to be anywhere alone in this house....
*sneaks up holding a knife*
You know...in 10 minutes I'm going to probably end up impaled and stuck to the wall because I'm a ho and the biotch-arse ho is always the one that dies out of her own stupidity...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-31-03
Stop right there you psycho! I'm going to put an end to your evil!
*shoots him 500 times*
Well crap...
Don't you get it?! Evil NEVER DIES!!!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-31-03
Note: characters are on the phone...
I see you like scary movies...
who...who is this?!
Who is it always?!
You'd better stay away or I'm calling the police...
Its too late...I'm already in your house!!!!
*screams*

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-31-03
In a dreamscape...
Hello?! Is someone there?
How sweet! Fresh meat!
Do you mind?! I'm in my underwear!
Sorry...
And you know the whole S&M clawed glove thing is a tad overdone...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-31-03
Insert sound effect # 73: "CH Ch ch HA Ha haa...."
ohhhh....
mm...*smootch*
Ummm...Biff, I think there's someone in here....
You're right...I hear heavy breathing...
Heh heh...This is just way too easy...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-31-03
At the Motel...
Thanks for bringing me supper...
You're very welcome...But I'm sorry about my mother, she's just...a little off sometimes...
Why don't you go take a nice little shower to clean up... I'm gonna go sharpen some knives...
!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-01-03
Hey there, here's some candy for you...
WHATS YOUR NAME?!!!
...my name's kitty...
WHATS YOUR NAME?!!!
damn kids...
WHATS YOUR NAME?!!!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-01-03
Trick or Treat!
Okay..here's some candy...
Your costume sucks!
Suck some red clay, you damn insolent punk...
mmmph! (ptooey!) Gah! I ate a slug!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-01-03
Woof woof wooof!
Haha! very funny! Here's some candy!
cute kid...
Pixie sticks and pretzels?! This is all these humans run up to the doors and shout for?!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-01-03
heh heh...trick or treat... mwahahahahaha!
Here's some candy!
?
cute kid...
damn...now I gotta go kill some trick or treaters...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-01-03
Yes...she used this joke all the way back in the earlier episodes...
Frohlichte Weinachten und eine gluckliches neues Jahr!!
This year's fall fashon is ascots for men and tight low cut shirts for women...
Its Halloween
:'(
Always be sure to brush your teeth every day and use deodorant
dumbass...
No one ever likes me...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-02-03
In his drunken vision...
Woot! Hey baby! You're lookin so fine...
How bout you and me go off and I'll let ya have your way with me, you secksay kitten...
I'd love to...
In reality...
...but of course there is a fee...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-02-03
In his drunken vision...
Oooh! Hello there, foxy! You're looking fine!
You dont have to say anything, I know what you're lookin for. How bout some nice polish sausage, huh?
In reality...
Or perhaps you're a vegetarian...
cluck?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-02-03
In his drunken vision...
Mrrow... Hey there kitten...
You are the finest thing I ever did see...how bout shakin that tail for me some more...
You are a sick little freak...
In reality...
Oh come now, dont be shy!
I'm not even your species...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-02-03
In his drunken vision...
Hey there, sweet thang...
Wouldnt you like me to caress every fiber of your being, inside and out?
Hell no!
In reality...
Oh come now, quit being hard to get...
Get away from me...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-02-03
In his drunken vision...
*gropes*
HEY!
I'm sorry bout that...I just couldn't resist your round, supple booty stickin out like that.
You little bastard...you just touched my ass. I dont LIKE it when people touch my ass...
...in reality...a very scary reality...
Oh come on...don't be sour on me, baby. Now lets you and me go off into a dark corny somewhere to cuddle...
*foams at the mouth* no man EVER touches my ass and gets away with it alive...you are sooo stabbed to death...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-03-03
In the 3rd panel of the last comic, the drunk should say the word "corner" instead of "corny"
Doesn't matter anyway...
why?
They found him strung up in a tree by his rib cage. He was completely torn open...
This has been a public service announcement from the Dont Do Drugs/Alcohol or You Will Die Foundation...
This is a lesson for all of you! Don't drink or a psychotic killer will rip out your intestines and hang you from a tree...
Yeah...and you'll say "corny" instead of "corner" when hitting on axe murderers...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-03-03
You mean you're gay?
Yeah. I thought you knew already.
It figures, as soon as I get a crush on someone...
Umm...are you going to be okay?
*sobs* WHY?! WHY DID HE HAVE TO BE GAY?!!!
...I guess not...

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