The Drunken Horny Bastard Final Cut

Author: NooniePuuBunny

Date: November 2, 2003

by NooniePuuBunny
11-02-03
In his drunken vision...
*gropes*
HEY!
I'm sorry bout that...I just couldn't resist your round, supple booty stickin out like that.
You little bastard...you just touched my ass. I dont LIKE it when people touch my ass...
...in reality...a very scary reality...
Oh come on...don't be sour on me, baby. Now lets you and me go off into a dark corny somewhere to cuddle...
*foams at the mouth* no man EVER touches my ass and gets away with it alive...you are sooo stabbed to death...