Great Time To Be Alive by Rabid_Weasle7-23-03 Man, have you noticed how girls start dressing sexy at a really young age these days. Yeah, I know what you mean. I saw a girl who was probably 11 today wearing a tube-top and stuff. It's almost scary. Yessir, sure is a great day to be a pedophile.
Cowboy Physics - The Lost Ending by Rabid_Weasle7-23-03 Oh! Now I get it! I thought you said protons!
Cowboy Triginometry by Rabid_Weasle7-23-03 So then I says, "The sine of angle theta is equal to the tangent of angle alpha times pi." Haha! But seriously, don't change the subject. What the fuck were you talking about?
CC 199: Tobor Goes To The Moon by Rabid_Weasle7-24-03 Finally! I've made it to the moon! I can't wait to cornhole some moon-men! There's one! RAAR! TOBOR CORNHOLE! Ummm... where do I... *ahem* insert?
CC 199: Cowboy Physics -- The Prequel by Rabid_Weasle7-24-03 One day at the ranch... I wish he'd get here already... I have this great story about turbines and gravitrons..
CC 199: It's Funny Cause It's True by Rabid_Weasle7-24-03 I sure hope this comic is funny. Yeah, me to. Shit.
TOBOR's Speach Impediment by Rabid_Weasle7-24-03 Hey it's TOBOR! Are ya cornhole me?! You know TOBOR never really want to cornhole. TOBOR has speach impediment. Speach impediment? Whenever TOBOR try to say this word, he ends up saying cornhole. Here, I write word on paper. Hug? Well then why do you always cornhole after saying it? TOBOR can never tell a lie!
CC 199: Waiting A Looong Time by Rabid_Weasle7-24-03 Man! I can't wait for Nickelback to make a song that doesn't suck! Me to! What time is it? Hour or year?
CC 199: Ring! Ring! by Rabid_Weasle7-25-03 Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! I wish someone would fucking pick me up already...
Mmmm... kitty by Rabid_Weasle7-25-03 I'm gonna eat you! No! No! I'm not that kind of kitty! What's with the knife and fork...?
IRC Advertures! -- 1 by Rabid_Weasle7-26-03 Trippingbille - - Rabid_Weasle Though I think [my piano] likes that part of the relathionship, it had a very bad relationship with its father. Trippingbille - - Rabid_Weasle A trombone who was neglectful and cruel. Trippingbille - - Rabid_Weasle A very low key relationship.
CC 200: I Never Mention Him! by Rabid_Weasle7-26-03 It's finally August 23rd! Hooray! Happy Cornholing Day! Hey... where's that big red robot guy... In his room crying because he's grounded.
CC 200: National Kidnap A Cat For Ransom Day by Rabid_Weasle7-29-03 Hello Kaufman? Today is August 21st, National Kidnap A Cat For Ransom Day. And I am phoning you on this cell phone to inform you that I have your cat hostage! How brilliant and hilarious of me! I think you kidnapped the wrong cat... Damnit! I'm coming over there to kick your ass!
CC 200... I mean 201: The Clown Mixes Music And Art by Rabid_Weasle7-29-03 Man... I'm depressed. How come? I tried mixing art with music for my last performance, but I didn't get the postitive reaction I was hoping. You mean at the little girl's birthday party? Yeah, the little bastards have no appreciation for art! Art? You had sex with a piano on stage for half an hour.
A Message From Western Canada by Rabid_Weasle7-30-03 As many of you know, the SARS rock fest is being held in Toronto right now as we speak. So on behalf of all of Western Canada, I have this message. Fuck you Toronto!
CC 201: Student Art Film by Rabid_Weasle7-31-03 My soul is an empty void. You soul has no feeling. It is empty like the nothingness of infinity. Have you seen the world? I have seen the world. It is inside your soul. Man Rabid, your pretencious student film sucks... Fuck off it's art!
CC 201: Big Red Square by Rabid_Weasle7-31-03 Behold my latest creation which I have titled, The Chariot Race! It's just a big red square. Absolutely brilliant. Oh! Shit, I forgot to take the sheet off, sorry.
CC 202: I Like Ice Cream by Rabid_Weasle8-01-03 I like ice cream. What was that? I wasn't paying attention. I like ice cream.
CC 202: Deja Vu by Rabid_Weasle8-01-03 Ever get a feeling of deja vu? No. Ever get a feeling of deja vu?
CC 202: Something There? by Rabid_Weasle8-01-03 Huh? Is something there? Oh... probably jusy my imagination.
CC 202: Going In Circles by Rabid_Weasle8-01-03 I think we're going around in circles. No! We're fine. I think we're going around in circles. No! We're fine.
CC 202: I *Heart* 10 Second Memories by Rabid_Weasle8-01-03 Wow! A red fish! Wow! A blue fish! Wow! A red fish! Wow! A blue fish!
CC 202: Theory of a Deadman Writes A "Song" by Rabid_Weasle8-01-03 Make up your mind, and I'll make up mine, don't worry about me I'll be fiiiine... Alright, we've got the first verse down. Now how should the second go? Make up your mind, and I'll make up mine, don't worry about me I'll be fiiiine...
Remember Your Manners by Rabid_Weasle8-01-03 Raar! Did you enjpy your cornholing!! Ummm... yes... yes of course... Now, now, remember your manners. What is it that we say...? Domo arigato, Mr. Toboro.
CC 202: 1..2...5 by Rabid_Weasle8-01-03 1... 2... 5... No! That's not right! Now we have to start all over again! 1... 2...
CC 202: Can You Guess Who This Is? by Rabid_Weasle8-02-03 Hooray! I won the PV again! Now I need to judge this contest! I can't wait for the next one! Hooray! I won the PV again!
Erotic Art by Rabid_Weasle8-03-03 Boinky33! May I draw erotic art of you? Uhhh... ummm... sure, I guess so... Thanks! Later that day... Hey there, wanna buy some erotic art?
You Could Make It More Obvious - Part I by Rabid_Weasle8-03-03 He's just a boy, and she's just a girl! Can I make it anymore obvious? Ummm... yeah, it'd be nice if ya could.
You Could Make It More Obvious - Part II by Rabid_Weasle8-03-03 What do you mean? It's so totally obvious! No, not really. Pffft, whatever. Here, allow me to demonstrate. So... what's the punchline here then... Fuck off! This comic is purely for "plot"! ....bitch
You Could Make It More Obvious - Part III by Rabid_Weasle8-03-03 Boy...............................................Girl Boy...............................................Girl Boy...............................................Girl
You Could Make It More Obvious - Part IV by Rabid_Weasle8-03-03 Boy...............................................Girl Boy...............................................Girl Wait a second... that last one had two girls... Uhhh... that's what you think.
You Could Make It More Obvious - Part V by Rabid_Weasle8-03-03 So there we have it. Case closed. No you didn't! All you've proven is you suck! (Man that was punk of me) Hmmm... I was hoping I didn't need to resort to this... get her boinky33! I hope your anus is good and loose, cause there's a convoy a comin' in!
Losing My Religion by Rabid_Weasle8-06-03 That's me in the corner. That's me in the spotlight... ...losing my religion. Hey! Come back!
CC 203: Summer of '69 - Part I by Rabid_Weasle8-07-03 One six-string please. Real or fake? Oh, real please. Ow! My fingers are bleeding!
CC 203: Summer of '69 - Part II by Rabid_Weasle8-07-03 I'm quiting this band! Sorry, I'm getting married... Come on honey, let's get out of here. I should have known we'd never get far!
CC 203: Summer of '69 - Part III by Rabid_Weasle8-07-03 Ah, here I am at the good ol' drive-in... hey hey! Look at that! Hey there pretty lady, what's your name? Yu.
CC 203: Summer of '69 - Part IV by Rabid_Weasle8-07-03 You know. If you had to go some place. And you had to go for long time. And I could not go. I would wait forever. Oh man! She's holding my hand... well... it's now or never... I... I... I want to dress up as a bear and have you spank me with a cricket bat.
CC 203: Summer of '69 - Part V by Rabid_Weasle8-07-03 *Sigh* Everytime I play this old six-string I think about Yu. I wonder whatever went wrong... ...oh yeah...
CC 204: PC Meets TV by Rabid_Weasle8-12-03 I don't get what the big deal with this internet thing is? I don't get what the big deal with this TV thing is?
CC 204: Open Mike At The Missle Base by Rabid_Weasle8-12-03 So then I says, 'That's not a surface to air missle, that's my wife!' Ha ha! ...ya get it? Man... I'm really bombing...
CC 204: 10110001 by Rabid_Weasle8-12-03 Hey you wanna go to the bar later? Pardon? I don't understand... 0100101100111 01101001100 11000110101 Haha! Now you're talking my language!
Avril Barbie by Rabid_Weasle8-12-03 Buy new Avril Lavigne Barbie! Hey, the doll doesn't play guitar like the box says... That's right, it's the only doll that claims to play guitar but really doesn't. Just like the real thing!
IRC Adventures - Part II by Rabid_Weasle8-12-03 Chooby ........... Choadwarrior I've had a few beers. Well, it's 2:30 AM. Chooby ........... Choadwarrior Yes. And you're Scottish. Chooby ........... Choadwarrior Yes. So it's pretty much a given.
CC 204: Pickup Lines For Inanimate Objects by Rabid_Weasle8-13-03 Hey baby, can I use you to dial 911? Cause you just stole my heart. Hey there, how about we get real close and create a little feedback? Hey good looking, how about you turn me on and see if you can defragment my hardrive.
Untitled by Rabid_Weasle8-18-03 Hey Bill! Come watch this! I don't get it... What do you mean you don't get it? It's fricken hilarious!