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if batman die would joker be happy?
by Sly_guy99, 6-22-07

 

Dylan has a NEW look! the person below is dylan from now on!
Why do people put useless labels everywhere? eg 'road gets wet when raining'
by Sly_guy99, 6-22-07

 

by Sly_guy99
6-22-07
Hey Cody, does you're computer say, vista sucks allow or deny?
Almost the same but not quite!
You don't think that Gates could be teaming up with The Iraqies to start a new bombing session?
is says will_kill[all_who_bug]me_aha>
Not a chance.....they don't even have outlets!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-22-07
Raze's Hell
What'cha playing Dil?
your some kind of Monster and you fight these stupid things that look like they just came out of a toddlers programing television like the teletubies.... Tubies they creep me right the crap out!
so why do you still play it?
Another Game i'm good at!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-22-07
A new Xbox game for Dylan!
Whats in the bag?
No, its just because he claims to be the master of Xbox, so i thought i'd go get him a game he can't beat!
is it his birthday? i didn't get him anything!
The Bible game, you're all equal!
What game would that be?

 

by Sly_guy99
6-22-07
Hey Cody, thanks for the new game man, i bet it in 3 hours, almost worked up a sweat!
What? your...your kidding right? this cant be i bought you that game because i knew that you'd not be able to do it!
yep a big banner comes across the screen and it says 'you have beat this game!'
Wait, no... you couldn't have because they say in gods eyes your all equal! i don't believe you!
Soon
There you go!
I don't freaking believe it, it does have a banner!

 

it goes to his head!
A total of 196 games all together, 12 hours and 37 minutes. I AM THE MASTER OF XBOX!
by Sly_guy99, 6-22-07

 

by Sly_guy99
6-23-07
It wasn't that hard to do, man.
This isn't possible you've beaten every single game i told you to play....WHY?
No, accutaly i'm giving a forum review to my site, telling them what games are worth playing and which are not!
Wait a minute, your on the internet, you're getting cheats!
YO!
YOU REALLY ARE THE MASTER OF XBOX!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-23-07
Yo Boner, what are ya doing?
I'm Gonna be the next Xbox Master when Dylan goes off into that great console in the sky!
Doub't that, he's beating every game like.... wait, how about a face off, you win you take his title,
what if he wins?
he gets to kick you in the balls for treachery!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-23-07
Come on' Dylan i'm challenaging you to a showdown!
Name your Game!
Halo 2, 5 minutes, who can kill more!
Um, i've never really played Halo2 it's still on my list but can't be much harder then the first one!
Soon after dylan remains the champion!
Put that in your Pipe and smoke it!

 

my 60th comic!
YAY
by Sly_guy99, 6-23-07

 

by Sly_guy99
6-23-07
Yo Cody, did ya hear? My parents are taking me camping! We get to live in a tent and go fishing and canoeing! Won't that be FUN??
we'll be roughing it! Living off the land! No Tv or no radio or..Uh-Oh
Whats wrong?
This sounds suspiciously like one of dads plots to build my character!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-23-07
What are you doing? you're doodling! you're sitting here and doodling aliens! when we're supposed to be researching!
you haven't done anything yet! don't you care? what's the matter with you? it's no use! we're going to flunk. i'll have to go to a second rate college because my idiot partner drew in study period!
why me why me why me why me
here this will cheer you up the alien moves when you flip the pages! watch, you can see him eat the astronaut!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-23-07
AAGHH. i can't believe we were assigned to do a report together!
all i can say is you better do a good job. i don't want to flunk just because i was assigned a doofus for a partner!
A DOOFUS?? who takes there sandwich apart and eats each ingredient separately?
WHATS WRONG WITH THAT?
it certifies you as a grade "A" nimrod.
IT DOES NOT!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-23-07
I can't believe we were assigned to do a report together!
all i can say is you'd better do a great job, i don't want to flunk because i was assigned a doofus for a partner!
A DOOFUS? who takes their sandwich apart and eats each ingredient separetely?
Whats wrong with that?
it certifies you as a grade "A" nimrod.
IT DOES NOT!

 

Why are Crows feet on you're arms and Laugh lines on your legs?
Todays medical blunders!
by Sly_guy99, 6-24-07

 

by Sly_guy99
6-24-07
No, they did that years ago in a galaxy far far far away!
Hey I heard that the final scenes for Episode 3 have just been finished !
Wow, why didn't they just tell us that?
Monkey's at keyboards i'll tell ya!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-24-07
Hello everyone i'd just like to tell you all that sometimes people who right bunch of comics! this is my 67th. people like to know that everyone's favorite writes will not stop!
I hope to stay in the buisness for as long as possible! but i'm on a writers block so i might just throw crap together! But nothing is coming to mind, even though i'm not a total idiot.
Nothing is as easy as it seems so i'll try to write some comics while in writers block, maybe there will be some more comics coming! i'm thinking that i might start up with @ THE OFFICE again! maybe!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-24-07
Sure, i'm open!
Hey there Ben, can i talk to you?
Soon
Thats pretty big, there Chen. You should talk to someone!
So thats what happened!
Maybe you could talk with him in private!
Nothing is gonna work!

 

AC/DC FOR DUMMIES
SINK THE PINK?! SAYS WHO?
by Sly_guy99, 6-24-07

 

by Sly_guy99
6-24-07
71
I don't want to pay any dues in life. I want to be a one-in-a-million, overnight success! I want the world handed to me on a silver platter!
Good luck!
SURELY YOU CONCEDE I DESERVE IT!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-24-07
72
I've got to have you,! Let's murder our spouses!
MURDER?! YOU SICK ANIMAL! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK THAT WAY! COME HERE
SOMETIMES I THINK I LEARN MORE WHEN I STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL.
KISS KISS

 

by Sly_guy99
6-24-07
It's the sad truth, dad nobody cares about your positions on fatherhood. We just want to know about your character.
if you're going to be dad here, we have to know you've never done or said anything that would reflect poorly on your jugdement
i have your college yearbook here. lets flip through it shall we? is this you with the keg and the 'party naked; t-shirt?
GIVE ME THAT!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-24-07
Dad, how do people make babies?
most people just go to sears, buy the kit, and follow the assembly instructions.
I CAME FROM SEARS?!
no, YOU were a blue light special at K mart. Almost as good, and a lot cheaper.
AHHHHHH
heh heh heh

 

by Sly_guy99
6-24-07
So what are supposed to be doing?
we're SUPPOSED to be researchin the planet mercury!
i'm not going to do this whole thing myself!
You'd probably goof it all up if you did. lets get started. I'll be management , and you can be labor. first get some books.
DOES ANYONE WANT TO TRADE PARTNERS!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-24-07
Well, look who's up! Good morning sleepyhead! you've missed the best part of the day! i've been up most of the day getting many things accomplished.
Well at least when I have a day off, i can tell the difference.
I just KNOW the nurse switched the bassinets

 

by Sly_guy99
6-24-07
How come you're the one to go to work and not mom?
well your mom used to go to work but once ou came along someone had to stay home.
... and she wanted o quit?
your mom's job had a lot of stress and aggravation see,...
HEY?!
no, she'd gotten used to it, so we figured she should be the one to...

 

by Sly_guy99
6-24-07
True story! this happened when i was the manager of my school's soccer team!
Hey Sake, why do the soccer teams say 'Port or starbourd?'
So they don't get confused with 'My left or your left'
'My port or your port?'
Touche!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-24-07
Sir, might i intrest you un our line of Home defenses?
Nope, not really. I'm sort of the son of the family, plus i already have a great pretection!
Sir, Might i remind you that now adays crime rate has skyrocketed to a astounding 200% and we can lower the crime chances in your house by 120%!!
Wow, thats an amazing number. Does you're company have alot of compation?
Not really, i mostly make the numbers up so people can feel protected even though our security is a bucket of water above a half open door!
Get Out!

 

by Sly_guy99
6-24-07
Welcome to Sears.
Um, Yes i'm looking for a bookcase for my books.
why hello, can i help you find what you are looking for?
No sort of a standing shelf that holds a lot of books!
You mean, a case to cover you're books?
Hey have those?

 

my computer is so CRAPPY slow!
by Sly_guy99, 6-24-07

 

i hate movies that sound good but are really crap!
by Sly_guy99, 6-24-07

 

Now i know what they mean when they say 'I'm Beside myself'.
by Sly_guy99, 6-24-07

 

by Sly_guy99
6-24-07
Ask us the sex question!
Yeah ever since the kids are gone, the sex has never been better!
I AGREE!

 

sllloooooow dddooooowwwwn yoooouuuurrrrr ggggoooooiiiiinnnn tooooo ffffaaaassstttt!
by Sly_guy99, 6-24-07

 

Behind the scenes of the news room
Mary, have some one down stairs find out what my princaples are!
by Sly_guy99, 6-24-07

 

What do you call a vampire when his car is dead?
A TAXI!
by Sly_guy99, 6-24-07

 

by Sly_guy99
6-24-07
Ladies, when you get you're sexual peek, my advice to you is
have a partner!

 

Mayor: He or She is called Mayor beacuase they only tell people what he May or May not do!
by Sly_guy99, 6-25-07

 

by Sly_guy99
6-25-07
Cody, you got to see this!
What the people running around naked in their backyard?
yeah, how did you know?
I can see them outside.

 

by Sly_guy99
6-25-07
Oh God, that's the most tacky house i've ever seen in my life! Hey mom come here and look at this!
you' wanted something?
Your not my mom!
i'm a different character in all my movies.

 

by Sly_guy99
6-25-07
This is my 92 comic so meet the cast!
Dylan
Cody
these are to dormies from school
Shannon
Matt AKA BONER
Linnea is my sister
Linnea
Akeem

 

What if the hokey pokey is what it's all about?
by Sly_guy99, 6-25-07

 

If the cow jumped over the moon, why cant it jump over the fence?
by Sly_guy99, 6-25-07

 

You Shall not pass
Get out of my way, it's my bathroom
by Sly_guy99, 6-25-07

 

This is a bogus gig
amen
by Sly_guy99, 6-25-07

 

by Sly_guy99
6-25-07
ok, look. we've got to do this dumb project together, so we might as well get it gaver with. what are we supposed to doing?
Weren't you even paying attention?! what would you do if i wasn't here to ask? you'd flunk and be sent back to kindergarden thats what!
Says you! i heard that sometimes kids don't pay attention becuase the class goes at too slow of a pace for them. some of us are too smart for the class!.
Believe it, lady. you know how einstein got bad grades as a kid? well MINE are even WORSE!
oh, right you're TOO smart.

 

by Sly_guy99
6-25-07
"..and so, the planet mercury is a hot and barren world, the closest to our sun" and to tell us about the mythology of mercury heres my partner, Dylan
Thank you, thank you! hey what a crowd! you look great this morning... really, i mean it give yourselves a hand!
you know i funny thing happened on the way to the library yesterday...
THIS ISN'T MY FAULT MRS. TAYLOR

 

by Sly_guy99
6-25-07
Boy you should've seen the sparks fly when i gave my half of the report. I've never seen shannon so mad. she accused me of not doing any reserch and claimed i mad it all up!
Did you?
Heck, no. I just took a few creative liberties
and they celled your mom over a few liberties?
GEEZ, you like SHANNON was mad...

 

by Sly_guy99
6-25-07
All right class who would like to give his report first?
I would! I would!
why Dylan what a surpise to see you volunteer! you must have done a good job. got the front of the class. Now let's pay attention. go ahead dylan
Thank you. before i begin, i'd like everyone to notice that my report is in a professional, clear plastic binder.
That's very nice go ahead
When a report looks this good, you know it'll get an "A" thats a tip kids, write it down.

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