Aggravation III

Author: Sly_guy99

Date: June 24, 2007

by Sly_guy99
6-24-07
Sir, might i intrest you un our line of Home defenses?
Nope, not really. I'm sort of the son of the family, plus i already have a great pretection!
Sir, Might i remind you that now adays crime rate has skyrocketed to a astounding 200% and we can lower the crime chances in your house by 120%!!
Wow, thats an amazing number. Does you're company have alot of compation?
Not really, i mostly make the numbers up so people can feel protected even though our security is a bucket of water above a half open door!
Get Out!