It depends on how you define "news." by The_Witch4-10-07 So I hear that Dick Cheney asserted Saddam/al Qaeda links the very day they were disproved. ROSIE O'DONNELL IS TOTALLY RUINING THE VIEW! Um... how about that John McCain? Did you hear he was "totally safe" in Baghdad, thanks to air cover and Kevlar? DON IMUS IS RACIST! AREN'T YOU ANGRY? I have a feeling you don't want to talk about the news. O CRAP, THEY'RE ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE ANNA NICOLE'S BABY'S DADDY!
The cockeyed optimist from Arizona by The_Witch4-11-07 Senator McCain, didn't you know that your statements about Iraq were false? Hey, look, I'm gonna misspeak sometimes, but I like that. It's more fun. What do you say to the fact that you disagree with most of the American people on the Iraq situation? Of course I disagree. But I'm right, because Iraq is nice and safe! You do realize people aren't going to vote for someone who says they're wrong, right? I know! I'm totally gonna be the next president!!
