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by The_young_scot
9-26-05
They say smoking can cause SIDS
Which means Sudden Infant Death Syndrome
Who lets a baby smoke anyway?

 

by The_young_scot
9-28-05
They say smoking can cause depression or make you feel low
The only thing low about smoking is our low low prices!
Well its cheaper than Crack.......................... and that stuff will REALLY fuck you up

 

by The_young_scot
9-30-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
You don't have a yerkin
Must you ALWAYS ruin the holidays?

 

by The_young_scot
9-30-05
Hey, waiter, there's a fly in my soup
Oh, that's not a fly, sir.
Then what is it?
It's a Superfly

 
by The_young_scot, 10-04-05

 

by The_young_scot
10-09-05
FATHER! WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?

 

by The_young_scot
10-17-05
This is because i'm black, isn't it.

 

by The_young_scot
10-19-05

 

by The_young_scot
10-19-05

 

Hi there, i'm Jack Tompson. Videogames are EVIL. Its a proven fact that if you even look at a videogame, your very SOUL is corrupted.
Its a well documented fact that Hitler actually traveled to the future and played GTA's "Hot Coffee" which warped his mind. If you don't believe me you can go fuck yourself. I'm a lawyer you see.
by The_young_scot, 10-22-05

 

I just bit Ozzy Osbourne's head off! MY BROTHERS I HAVE AVENGED THEE !
Steve, your drunk, get in the cave.
by The_young_scot, 10-23-05

 

by The_young_scot
11-05-05
Welcome to the Rabbit Hole, Home of the Big Hole meal! What can i get you sir?
Wow, thats one hell of an outfit they make you wear! You sort of look like a Telletubby.
A crazy rapist telletubbly.
Nice moustache though

 

by The_young_scot
11-05-05
Hey steve I...What the fuck are you listening to?
"How deep is your cunt" by the BeeGees
What a stupid song, why would you want to know how deep someones cunt was?
Well there are many types of cunts you know. A shallow cunt could scar you for life!
Wow, your so right, you always say really deep things when we are high
Probably due to the brain damage. I think my temples have exploded again. Be a dear, call an ambulance.

 

by The_young_scot
11-05-05
Well i'm sorry sir, but if you didn't see who stole your wallet there really isn't much we can do.
Oh I see.................... wanna come back to mines?
Yeah alright

 

by The_young_scot
11-10-05
Ok, before we start, the safeword is "Quebec"
Got ya
You've been a bad little bug! You deserve to be punished!
Yes mistress!
Now hold still, my penis is stuck in my stockings
Quebec!!! QUEBEC!!!

 

by The_young_scot
12-08-05
...so, then I says, "Them rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons all by themselves!"
Ha Ha! wait... why are you dressed like a cowboy?
Because i'm Irish
Oh i see
Wait, what?

 

by The_young_scot
12-22-05
Tom we've had another complaint about your behaviour. You can't keep acting like this! Life isn't an online shooter!
For example, you refused to get a cat down from a tree as you called it "A camping noob". Got anything to say in your defence?
PWND!!!1

 

by The_young_scot
1-07-06
Pot to kettle! You're.....
Nevermind

 

by The_young_scot
1-16-06
So Jim, Whats it like being psychic?
Have you ever overheard your parents talking to each other about sex? Its like that everyday
Wow, that must be terrible
You have no idea..... and I know that for a fact
Hey! Stop reading my mind!
I can't help it, you're mind is the psychic equivalent of a car crash, or a loud retarded child in a supermarket. It draws attention

 

by The_young_scot
1-16-06
Thats it! I'm not allowing you to read my thoughts any longer you cerebral voyeur!
Oh? And just how do you plan on stopping me?
Somone left the cake out in the rain I don't think I can take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again......Oh no!
Gah! Fine! You win!

 

by The_young_scot
1-16-06
You know you don't actually have to speak, I know what you will say next anyway
No it won’t sound strange. Removing your contribution to this dialogue is in fact a huge leap closer to normality.
Yeah fuck you too

 

by The_young_scot
1-20-06
We join Jim at work
Hiya, I'd like to order a..
Large Chunkyburger meal with large fries and extra fat.
Wow! Thats exactly right! How did you know?
Well its quite simple really
You're a fat bastard

 

by The_young_scot
1-20-06
*sigh* Just wait for your food then leave. Once you're home you can relax.
Just get home, put on the tv, get naked, sprawl out on the sofa and pig out! Man those crumbs get everwhere ! But thats half the fun! HeeHee!
Hey you ok? Wow, thats....thats alot of vomit

 

by The_young_scot
1-20-06
So I heard you got fired, What you gonna do for money?
Think of NOTHING but your PIN number
DAMN IT!
The harder you struggle, the more I enjoy it

 

by The_young_scot
1-21-06
Ok well you still don't know the location of my credit card.
DAMN IT
Don't worry, bankruptcy builds character.

 

by The_young_scot
1-30-06

 

by The_young_scot
2-02-06
Jim! They just announced on TV that the worlds going to end in 30 days!!
Meh
Meh!?! Meh!?! Thats all you have to say?
The worlds ending? Bring it on! Everyday hundreds of morons force their vile thoughts into my brain. I welcome death!
Well, we should probably do something productive with what little time we have, something to benefit all mankind. What are you going to do?
Watch as much porn as humanly possible

 

by The_young_scot
2-02-06
Cid, is that Jim hiding in a bush over there?
Yeah, he's trying to catch me off guard, he wants to know where I hide all my porn
Oh, and how can you stop him?
Easy, I just think about what I do to myself when watching the porn
That might explain why he started screaming
Thats nothing, I can actually cause him to bleed if I think about my experimental college years

 

by The_young_scot
2-02-06
So I see you've finally stopped watching porn and decided to do something worthwhile?
Yeah, I think I broke my penis anyway. After awhile it was swelling in ways God didn't intend it to
Like sideways and stuff

 

by The_young_scot
2-03-06
Do you even know how the world is going to end?
Ignorance is bliss
So your not even slightly curious?
Fine, if it will shut you up, just tell me already
Some Cyber terrorist has released a virus that will cause every nuclear missile in the world to launch! It also sets everyones homepage to porn.
Wow, nuclear porn. Kinky

 

by The_young_scot
2-03-06
I have an idea!
I know, you want to track down the terrorist using your computer, then find out how to save the world using my psychic abilities
What? Oh you wanted to tell me your plan yourself? Well get over it skippy
Yeah fuck you too

 

by The_young_scot
2-03-06
Using advanced computer....stuff, I managed to find the location of the terrorist. To the Cid mobile!
Wait, since when do you have a car?
Well I don't, but concidering the world is about to end, I figured alittle crime spree won't really matter
Well are you up for it?
You had me at "crime spree"

 

by The_young_scot
2-05-06
One Crime Spree Later
Ok, according to my calculations, this is where the cyber terrorist lives.
Ok, I've knocked the door. Here's the plan...
Ok, when he answers we jump him, tie him up and begin our interrogation
Then I'll scan their mind, get the answers and save the world.
Its not going to be easy, but if we stick together I know we can do it, right?.......Cid?

 

by The_young_scot
2-05-06
Oh you vile puss spewing vaginal faced penis devouring coward!
Who are you?
My name is SWEET FUCK BUNS!!!!! YOU'RE MONSTROUS!!! What the hell are you?
My name is Bltsandwich
Is that Space mutant talk for "butt ugly"?

 

by The_young_scot
2-05-06
We follow Jim into Blt's Mind.....
This is the most fucked up mind I've ever been in! Who are you?
I'm Blt's metal image of herself! I'm funny and sexy and people like me!
Enough of your delusions woman! How do i save the world?
Simple! Just give Blt exactly what she needs
A good slap?

 

by The_young_scot
2-05-06
Good people of Scriptcreator, Bltsandwich's hatred and stupidity on the forums has somehow gained a life of its own
It has became a Super computer virus that no one can stop, this spells the end for all mankind!
To save the earth, I need all of you to do something for me, It won't be easy, but I trust that you will do it, I know that you can do it
Tell Blt she is funny
The End

 

by The_young_scot
2-09-06
Mum! I passed my exams!!!
Thats nice Jamie
Dad! I passed my exams!!!
Quiet son! I'm watching a very important repeat of the game I watched yesterday
Sister! I passed my exams!!.................. Hello........helllloooooo

 

by The_young_scot
2-19-06
So I said "Those rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
God, I wish I knew how to quit you!

 

by The_young_scot
2-21-06
I had a bad dream, can I sleep in your bed?
Sure thing, but don't try any funny stuff
Rape is never funny
What if you raped a clown?

 

by The_young_scot
2-22-06
I'm gonna put my "precious" deep inside your "middle earth" and make the third age come
Then I'm going to put my finger into your "ring"
I really wish you'd quit Tolkien like that

 

by The_young_scot
2-24-06
Hello, welcome to Communications and the Internet, Before we begin I'd like to let you know this is probably the hardest class you'll do this year, so a serious attitude is required to pass this class
But without further ado, lets get started
FREQUENCY MODULATION!! WOOMPFH!! I'M A ONE! WOOMPFH!! I'M A ZERO!
I'M A LOW FREQUENCY! weeeeeeee! NOW I'M A HIGHER FREQUENCY! WEEEEEEE!
WEEEEEE!!!

 

by The_young_scot
2-26-06
Hello there, inferior
HEY! WHATS UP!
Oh nothing, I was just wondering if you could help me out
ANYTHING FOR YOU BUDDY!
Yes, Its very important that you keep licking that electrical socket
IT TASTES LIKE JOY!

 

by The_young_scot
2-28-06
Hey man, enjoy our gig? I heard you shouting during one of our songs
I wasn't shouting, I was screaming. I cut off my testicals so that I can never bring a child into a world filled with such horror as I have witnessed here tonight
Hey, it wasn't that bad
Wasn't that bad? Ironically people will write songs about how awful you were
So do you want to buy our cd?
No, but I'll sell you my severed testicals for a pound

 

by The_young_scot
3-04-06
Last night I was thinking, you know if you wanna make some software on a computer, you would make it with a programming language
Yeah
Well how do you make a programming language?
Well I suppose you.... well.....umm
It's like questions about God, except for computers
Well I guess that rules out the "Intelligent Design" argument

 

by The_young_scot
3-04-06
Hey, thanks for letting me use your calculator.......wait, wheres the off button?
Oh it doesn't have one, it's solar powered
Well thats pretty crap
Wh-what?!?!?!?IT'S POWERED BY THE SUN!
You scare me
We're all scared. We're all scared

 

by The_young_scot
3-05-06
Hey man, sorry I'm spilling my guts to you when I don't really know you, but I just feel like I can talk to you, you know?
Yeah, I mean, why would I want to enjoy this new years party when I could listen to you cry about your brother being ran over?
He was ran over twice, they backed up over him
Haha!
Screw it, I'm not even sorry

 

by The_young_scot
3-05-06
Whit ye lookin at bawbag?
I'm not even facing you, I'm just waiting for the bus
Whit?! I'll fuckin stab the cunt oot of ye
....I'm just waiting for the bus
15 minutes later
*sob* and then I had my first kid.....*sniff* I dunno why, but I just feel like I can talk to you
I'M JUST WAITING FOR THE BUS!!

 

by The_young_scot
3-07-06
Hey, you cold or something?
You crazy folk always be dancing, even when theres no music!

 

by The_young_scot
3-16-06
I bet you can't go 60 seconds without saying "Penis"
Your on!
Penis!

 

by The_young_scot
3-17-06
Well, I've finally reached my 100th comic. I'd like to thank everyone on here for being so nice and friendly, you've made me really feel welcome
It's just nice to feel part of something, you know? I mean, don't get me wrong, my real life is good too
I mean, sure, I may not have a girlfriend, or any interest from a female in general. I also may not have a job, or the slightest idea of what I want from life, but I...
Thanks to everyone on stripcreator!

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