What you REALLY want to say

Author: The_young_scot

Date: February 28, 2006

by The_young_scot
2-28-06
Hey man, enjoy our gig? I heard you shouting during one of our songs
I wasn't shouting, I was screaming. I cut off my testicals so that I can never bring a child into a world filled with such horror as I have witnessed here tonight
Hey, it wasn't that bad
Wasn't that bad? Ironically people will write songs about how awful you were
So do you want to buy our cd?
No, but I'll sell you my severed testicals for a pound