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by Tiq
7-08-05
Goddamit you stupid kid would you just shut the hell up!!!
So said hahaha like tent in pants......
I'll change you back to normal if you promise never to come see me again.
Ok.
*Voodo chant*

 

by Tiq
7-08-05
There, your back to normal. Well, normal for you anyway.
Thank lady.
Whats wrong with you two?
Aaaaaaaaaah!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaah!!

 

by Tiq
7-08-05
There seems to be a little bit of confusion between myelf and incrediblegeek, let me clarify.
This is what should have happened.....
Whats wrong with you?
Aaaaaaaaaah!!
Now on with the story......
Or lack thereof......
Oh shut up!

 

by Tiq
7-08-05
You did, but i met a lady, brought me back.
I thought i killed you.
Make him go away tiq!!!
You cant rid of me! i kill you with voice.
Bring it on.

 

by Tiq
7-08-05
I destroy you!
Thats what you think*stab*
hahahaha voodo lady made invincible!, now i kill you with words. So said me, i like. what you...........
aaaaaaaaagh!!!!!
I am winner!!!
I fear, this is the end for me....

 

by Tiq
7-08-05
But i killed you with words!!
Im the creators webcomic embodiment, did you really think i would die that easy.
Yes!
Anyway the writer is bored with you, so unless geek or vamp decide to bring you back for some crappy tie in, you'll never appear in this comic again. Goodbye.
Noooooooooooo!
Tool

 

by Tiq
7-08-05
Thats it!, this is getting re-goddamn-diculous, i cant put up with anymore plot holes between you and geek. I'm outta here!
Come back tiq,............. tiq
TIQ!

 

by Tiq
7-08-05
I thought you werent coming back
Shut up.
Whats wrong?
Aaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!
Uh-oh.

 

by Tiq
7-08-05
Im really surprised that we've managed to get this far without running out of ideas arent you tiq?
Actually no.
You'r not surprised we got this far?
No im not, im surprised at something completely different.
Whats that?
Im surprised we got this far without a stupid, all your base are belong to us, reference.

 

by Tiq
7-08-05
So about that all your base reference......
No. I refuse to utter a single line from that stupid thing.
Oh come on.
*sigh* For great justice.
YAY!!!
I feel so dirty.

 

by Tiq
7-08-05
I have some bad news Tiq, somebody on the stripcreator forum was boooing the last strip i did.
Why?
He says an all your base strip is too much of an in-joke for everyone to get.
Aaaahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know, i know. what a tool.
Yup

 

by Tiq
7-08-05
Sucky sucky, 5 dollars
Sucky sucky, 5 dollars
You heard!
You heard!

 

by Tiq
7-08-05
That last strip was horrible. You've become such a sellout, appealing to all the fans of those stupid inside-jokes.
Raaaaaarh!!!
Next you'll be--
Tobor will cornhole you!!!
Son of a bitch.

 

by Tiq
7-09-05
The past few comics have been really bad, i think we should go back to the way we used to be.
Good idea.
Hey vamp, umm i was just wondering if i could co--
0f course you can come in tiq.
Thish ish the greatesht day of my life.
*Sigh*

 

by Tiq
7-09-05
I have something to say to all you attention seekers out there.
Im so happy your my girlfriend.
Im so happy your my boyfriend.
So did you get it on with her.
Hey thats not cool, all we did is kiss.
You'r pathetic.
Hmmm, nobody seems to be paying attention to me, what should i do. Aha!, i know
Guess what everyone, I'm pregnant!!!!

 

by Tiq
7-11-05
So you wanna make out?
Sure,
WAIT!, were going to do this inside where the writer cant embarres me by making me pass out
Ok
Damn!
That was Gooood
Yup.

 

by Tiq
7-11-05
God, if your so kind and loving why do you allow kidspider to keep coming back
You know that bit in the bible about me punishing adam and eve by kicking them out of eden and not letting them back in.
Yeah
Well actually the punishment was kidspider, adam and eve left eden 5 minutes after kidspider got there.
That explains alot.
Yeah, i just keep him round now to bring back the satanists. After speaking to kidspider for ten minutes they figure out how scary hell really is.

 

by Tiq
7-11-05
I'm starting to get a little bit worried about all the strips I've been appearing in lately.
Why?
Just think about what some of those weirdos could be making me do....
Hmmmmm
Meanwhile, over at Jase's comic
Thats right, take it like the little bitch you are!!!!
This really doesnt feel right.

 

by Tiq
7-11-05
Get away from me you sicko!
That fun, lets do again
Hey,where you go, dont you want to be lovers!!!
Aaaaaaaaagh!!!!!
Got to get clean, got to get clean. Oh god, I cant get rid of that dirty feeling!!

 

by Tiq
7-11-05
I hope you 2 have lots of fun getting to know each other.
Hi kithless. Your comic great, so funny.
well one of us has to die
Which one are you
I Kidspider, the winner!!
Im only joking, its me kithless.

 

by Tiq
7-12-05
I love you kidspider
I you Jase!
Thats good!
Wake up Jase.
Dammit tiq!!!
whats your problem?

 

by Tiq
7-12-05
So Jase made another set of comics to try and embaress me.
I'd be mildly annoyed about it if he had remembered to change the picture in the second frame of the comic
Tool.

 

by Tiq
8-18-05
You shall do as I say, for I am the almighty GasBandit!!!
Oh screw this im not putting up with this anymore.
Well Tiq, your welcome to come join the Krypton Krew
I think I may just do that
A few moments later......
Welcome to the Krypton Krew Tiq, NOW KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!
Goddamit.

 

by Tiq
8-21-05
Kidspider has entered the chatroom.
Oh god no.
omg tiq, here will yuo give me pics of vampjazzy, she sems hot!
NO!
Dont be leek that, you suck, why not you give me piks! I not do anything to you and anyway you give me pics cause I........
I think my brains going to explode

 

by Tiq
8-22-05
You have17 new messages from username: Kidspider.
oh dear god, their all about wanting a picture of Vamp.
GIVE ME PICTURES NOW!
Theres got to be a way to stop all this.
I know just what to do....

 

by Tiq
8-22-05
Why wont tiq give pictures of vampjazzy!!
Oh no, power has gone.
Oh its back now.
HEY! computer is gone!

 

by Tiq
8-22-05
I want to report theft!
Well im actually on my way out to do some undercover work
Was sitting at computer when lights off, when came back on computer was gone.
Calm down kid, your speaking too quickly I cant understand you.
What you talking about, I talk fine, this how I always talk now shut up and listen to me, so anyways computer was gone and I came here to you and now im talking to you and....
OH FOR GOD SAKE, SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I SHOOT YOU!!

 

by Tiq
8-22-05
Why I put in prison for being public nuisance. I not even do anything.
I cannot believe your making me bail him out.
He may be extremely annoying, but he doesnt deserve to rot in a jail cell
You saved me from prison vampjazzy! now I love you even more!
Oh god, what have I done?

 

by Tiq
8-23-05
*Sigh* This is where we had our first drink.
this is where we had our first kiss.
This is where that ram started flirting with her and I had to headbutt him to prove I was the alpha male.
Im still here ya pussy, get ready for round two!

 

by Tiq
8-26-05
Where the heck could zod be?
Rowan says: If zod has been defeated, he must truly have succumbed to the mightiest of foes.
meanwhile at Zods place...
Truly I have met my match in you L33T_B0IY but this is my time for victory, I shall not lose another battle of online chess!! Now get ready to Kneel Before Zod!

 

by Tiq
9-30-05
Bewt says: Im really looking forward to your visit
*type* yeah, I cant wait, although Im a little nervous.
Bewt says: Dont worry hon, theres nothing to be nervous about.
*type* Yeah, I suppose your right.
Bewt says: Of course, anyway, I'll see you soon.
*type* See you soon.

 

by Tiq
9-30-05
Tiq arives at bewts house.
Hey bewt, its great to finally me--
Oh good, your finally here, we were beginning to think you wouldnt show
Yeah, we thought we would have to start without you, now wheres the baby oil?
Thish ish tha greatesht day of my life!!!
Are you ok?

 

by Tiq
1-05-06
Hey dude, Im back from the cinema!
Sweet! So how was King Kong, then!?
Awesome, I actually cried at the end.
You cried?
..........fag.

 

by Tiq
1-05-06
Later than night.
Gah! where is that stupid thing? This would be so much easier if the lightbulb was wo- AHA! here we go...
Zzzz
Who's the fag now, bitch?
Oh dear god, please call a doctor.

 

by Tiq
1-06-06
Hi there, Im doctor stevenson, are you ready for your operation?
.....
Thats the fifth time thats happened today...

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