Based on a true story.

Author: Tiq

Date: July 9, 2005

by Tiq
7-09-05
I have something to say to all you attention seekers out there.
Im so happy your my girlfriend.
Im so happy your my boyfriend.
So did you get it on with her.
Hey thats not cool, all we did is kiss.
You'r pathetic.
Hmmm, nobody seems to be paying attention to me, what should i do. Aha!, i know
Guess what everyone, I'm pregnant!!!!