All comics by Vicious203

 

by Vicious203
10-02-05
Well boys and girls, we made it! This is our 50th comic, technically!
And we wouldn't be here without you!
We were wondering how to celebrate this special day, so we decided to murder the crap out of a hippie!
He thinks he's here for an Anti Seal Clubbing protest! Ha!
Man, they're not even trying anymore.
Stop Clubbing Seals! Eat...Banana Peels!

 

by Vicious203
10-05-05
Horrorfest begin-ith
La lee la loo, I'm sexy and half naked, dum dee dum!
My child! You must run! The priest spake of the wrong invocation! He summoned the Dark Lord Asmodeus!
Que? I am afraid I know not of your heathen tongue!
Heathen!? I'm a friggin' nun! And you're almost NAKED in a CHURCH!
But you swore! You said ASS-modeus!
Holy sanctity of the Krispy Kreme!

 

by Vicious203
10-05-05
Meanwhile, behind the scenes at Vicious Comics:
I'm sorry man, it's just different than I assumed it would be.
Hey, when we told you about the job, we specifically said that we're trying to make fun of Affirmative Action.
Well I know that, it's just that, why do I have to be killed?
You know, if you let the story go on, you would've turned into a badass zombie.
Oh...well in that case, I think I speak for everyone when I say "Oh Snap!"
That's more like it! Let's get some Kool-Aid!

 

by Vicious203
10-05-05
Dammit, Vicious! How did you know my worst fear are doe-eyed anime kids with a big F on their shirt!?
KAWAII!!!!!!!!!
Listen kid, I got a proposition for you: Shut up, or be mutilated from the inside by my friend Robo-Steve
DO YOU LIKE POCKY!?!?!?!?
Yay! It's been years since I made a fort of child bones!
...uhm...DON'T TOUCH MY MOUSTACHE!!!

 

by Vicious203
10-07-05
So now I don't know what we're gonna do. Vicious is penning the comic, so we may be in for some extreme violence.
I don't want to die, John! I'm too young and beautiful to die!
Wait a minute...you're Lindsay Lohan! Dammit, I thought this already happened! Where is Jess!?
Mwahaha, you are quite smart to recognize me! But you are no match for...this guy!
Oh...My...God...
IT'S HIGH TIME YOU PAID YOUR DUES, THE STEVENS! MY ALIMONY GOES TOWARDS WALRUS FUNDING! WIGGY DOOGA MOO!

 

by Vicious203
10-11-05
Bitch, if you don't tell me what happened to Zero, I'm gonna make your skull into my own personal hand puppet!
Arrgh! No matter where I go, you incessant fools torment me! Can't you ever give up!?
...Can I borrow five dollars?
Uhm...yeah sure...here.
Thanks. Now, Scythey McSythealot wants to meet Madam Jugular.
Oh dang it, I been horn swoggled again!

 

by Vicious203
10-12-05
Vicious on Ms. Lohan
I guess you could say I sorta tricked her, but Lindsay was okay with it.
I don't see what her problem is. She agreed to our arrangement, but she won't remember, seeing how she was a drunken whore at the time.
...No, dave that is NOT considered rape.

 

by Vicious203
10-12-05
Vicious and Zero on names:
Alright, well, my name is just some simple thing I came up with a long time ago. Zer0.
*sigh* Nerd...
Oh yeah, like Vicious isn't a nerd name too?
Well at least it isn't fake 1337 like you, you turd burglar.
Dude, you stole your name from an ANIME.
You know what, I'm going through a rough time in my life, I don't need this!

 

by Vicious203
10-12-05
Othello and Zero on race:
See, they hired me because they understand the whole race-in-humor thing. I think it's great how they poke fun at me.
Yeah, Othello's been cool since the beginning. He's all "Fuck you softies who think it's racist,"
Basically, the idea for my character came from the Clerks: The Animated Series, as stated in my first strip.
He had one cool name from entertainment: Lando, like from star wars. So we named this guy Othello.
It...it made more sense when we were drunk.
Nigga, ANYTHING makes more sense when we're drunk. Where do you think Swanson the Toot came from?

 

by Vicious203
10-12-05
Bonsoir and Swanson the Toot
MAH ORIGINAL NAME WAS FORD, AND IT WAS COINED BY BY ZERO!
Yeah, Ford's a cool name but Vicious already named him Bonsoir. Then he had a seizure and named me Swanson the Toot.
OH MAH GOODNESS! HERE COMES THE BADGER WHEEL!
...Oh crap, not him...let's get out of here.
FUCKIN' COWBOY!!!!

 

by Vicious203
10-12-05
Yeah, being Mr. Jack is tough, seeing that the only airtime I get is getting sodomized by a Star Wars droid.
I think I'm one of Zer0's friends. I dunno, Vicious is writing this and he doesn't pay much attention.
Wait, didn't you play Paul Revere in the comic before it had any permanent characters?
Yeah, that was pretty random. Vicious gives me a call, right? And he's all "Paul Revere, venarial diseases, you'd be perfect."
...So, is that a good thing or a bad thing?
That's what I said. And Vicious is like "20 bucks" so I was there.

 

by Vicious203
10-19-05
Yo yo my nigga, I'm Tomato Drifter bizznotch, whats tha happs?
...You are the most awkward character I've ever seen.
Bitches and hoes, bitches and hoes!
...hmm...well I may have gotten a job at "Kill Depeche Mode, Inc." But I can always go back to my old habits.
Yo Kyle...uhm, why is there a dead gimp on your doorstep?
Ask God. He hates me enough to answer that.

 

by Vicious203
10-27-05
WOO! I got me a Blackberry!
Hey man, I got one with Satellite radio. See the littledish? What now byotch?
You goddamn alien, I'll beat the cranberries out of you!
Calm down man. Let's just listen to some Slayer. My hand is already in the appropriate "Slayer Listening Position" so let's just go.
Meanwhile:
Sweet merciful Christ, I think my phaser is jammed!!!
AND THEN THERE WAS THIS BIG APPLE DANDY, AND MARJORY WAS ALL "I CANNOT CONSUME THE ENTIRE MASS OF THAT PASTRY!" MUGGA DOOGIE HOWSER!

 

by Vicious203
10-27-05
fuck all u ass hole
hey t his site suck
why do this site suck
ur a fucking bitch how made this site
cuz they got shit like dis shit to make a comic and peoplel really think there funny but there not n they all wasting there life doin shitty comic like this n i n i think god to make me see the light
the light my son u have seen it finally i hope ur word go to some of these fuckers here... now watch a hand talk and wast some more of uslees web site space
garbage or should i say this site is garbitch
ok im getting the fuck out of here and if u people really donat money ur was thing ur money.... this site really do suck
wat good nigger what the fuck u talking about black shit get the fuck out and yea im a talking hand and that hot son so move b... yea i ur right this site do suck

 

by Vicious203
10-28-05
Please excuse the last comic strip. My idiot friend Rodney got on my name, so I apologize outright.
I would also like to state that he is a lazy Haitian, and all he's good for is drawing (he's actually damn good).
Unfortunately, if I ever do make a comic strip, he could be the artist. So I won't say much except "Fuck Rodney and anyone who looks like Rodney."

 

by Vicious203
11-02-05
So what have you lurrned?
Uhm...to stop pondering while I drive?
That's right, now go get daddy another Absolut before I kick yur ash.
I..I think you're drunk. You have no pants.
Whoa, a talking lamp post!
*Sigh* I wish I was a lamp post. Then I'd have nice things.

 

by Vicious203
11-02-05
Yay! My narration box is back!
Cancer is for retards!
Holy shit on a shingle, how the hell did you get in here?
Ya'lls don't need to be yelling, nigga! Else I'll pull out my nine-mil on yo punkass, busta!
...Wow. I thought I was supposed to be the racially stereotypical black guy, but this jerks got that covered.
...Bitches and Hoes!
Oh screw it, this isn't worth it!

 

by Vicious203
11-07-05
7:30 am, November 7
Hi, I'm your teacher Kyle!
Who the hell are you talking to? I know you're my teacher, we have the same damn name.
Well I was just introducing myself...
But you've been my teacher for the past 3 years. And why do you have the ABC's up there?
For to make the chillin's learnducate!
You teach SOCIAL STUDIES!

 

by Vicious203
11-07-05
Naming Shalt Commence!
So have you heard the tales of Vicious' new teacher?
He's not new. He's had him for like, 3 years.
Well whatever, we gotta give him a nickname for initiation.
Jesus Christ on a futon, do you have to give everyone a nickname?
I was thinking something along the lines of Snake Eyes, from GI Joe.
You're just hearing what you want to hear, aren't you?

 

New Mutant Jerky, by the Gurt Corporation!
I am loving this beef jerky substitute!
KILL ME! DEAR GOD, WHEN I SIT DOWN MY LEGS BREAK OFF!
by Vicious203, 11-07-05

 

Rorschach from the comic book, Watchmen
...And when Kotter came back, we were all like "Welcome back!"
Damn it Rorschach, you're supposed to be the coolest superhero ever! Stop reciting "Welcome Back, Kotter" scripts!
by Vicious203, 11-09-05

 

Don't make me smite the crap outta you.
WOOOO!
by Vicious203, 11-14-05

 

by Vicious203
12-08-05
Remember when Kid Rock used to be cool?
No.
...
...
Well what's done is done. Now for lots of smack and hookers!
Bitches and hoes, bitches and hoes!

 

by Vicious203
4-09-06
WE HAFF MADE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!
...Yeah, well, I realize I haven't made a comic in a while, so I stupidly decided to have Bonsoir explain.
...
Um...
HIS COMPUTER HATH DONE BLOWED UP! SHIGA SHIGA...BLOWED UP!
Shiga. Shiga. Blowed. Up. Well put, Bonsoir, well put.

 

by Vicious203
6-18-06
It's been so long since I wrote anything, let alone a comic strip.
Yeah...
I feel like I have no original voice anymore.
Well dude, you gotta look at yourself and ask: Are you in your writing mood?
...Hmm...Well, I thought Prozac would have a side effect, but not loss of creativity
Hey man, if stabbing a few people is what'll make you write, then I say go for it

 

by Vicious203
7-11-06
The first comic of Volume 1 of Clan Comics! DeathByDuctape!
Hello ladies and Gentlemen! I am Fatteous pa Rat, and I am a leader of Death by Ductape, the greatest clan in all of Halo 2!
I am also a leader of Death by Ductape! My name is Cryptic Spoonah, and I am known far and wide as "Fatteous' Bitch."
I'm MeltingIceChip. I work at Best Buy, therefore I'm a nerd, as you can see by my glasses.
Uhhm....I'm DELTA 72, the *hic* fat guy. I'm soooo depressed about b-being the fat guy, that I drank myself stupid today...I'ma gonna lie down...
Hiya! I am Sneek! Ya! Hooo-ha! I am the NINJA! Ki-ya! I SHALL BREAK YOU!
Yeah...I'm TUMTUM. I don't know why I'm a clown, but everyone said I should be a clown...so...whats up negroes?

 

by Vicious203
7-11-06
Uhhh...I'm sniperbob. Yup. Ma name is bob. My gimmick is....uhhhm...I dunno, I'm not very important anyway.
And I'm Vicious, the greatest of all Clan members!
Hey, Fatteous, my eyes are up here.
Hey! Now listen here, you, you are not the "greatest of all Clan members". In fact, I think you just joined like a month ago!
That's interesting, because my big scythe here says that I am a god. Let us discuss this in an, ahem..."orderly fashion".
...Oh God, I think I just pissed myself...

 

by Vicious203
7-14-06
Hey Vicious, what's happenin'?
OH, hey PAPAWU. Sorry I didn't put you in the first comic.
Eh, that's okay. But I still don't get what my gimmick is yet.
Oh, you'll see...teeheehee
(Insert transforming sound effect here)
Whoa! I can turn into a badass dark elf!
Yeah, I ran out of ideas after sniperbob's "no gimmick" gimmick.

 

by Vicious203
7-16-06
Ah depression. Sure does go down smooth mixed with cough syrup! *glug*
Don't feel bad, man. You're just not in your "groove" yet.
But bob, what ever will I do? All these medications I'm on are making me so...uhm...un-creative.
Well, did you try NOT taking the drugs?
4 days later.
Come on, bob, you knew this was coming.
I know I did, that;s why I had a bum piss my pants for me before I came to work.

 

by Vicious203
7-18-06
This sure does look like a great sandwich I found in the bathroom!
Hooya! We shall engage in mortal combat!
Umm...okay, lemme just get my "Drunken Ass" style going...Wooo!
Yooouuuu! You may have one this battle, but the war, she is not over! Sneek away!
Man what *hic* could possibly go *hic* wrong now?
YOU'RE WORDS ARE MIGHTY, BUT YOUR ASS IS MADE OF GELATIN! BOI-OI-OING!

 

Go ahead, touch it, it's bacon.
'Sup bitches? This here is TUMTUM and I'd just like to say: Batman ain't got nothin' on Superman. That nigga can fly, son.
BACONMAN PONDERS YOUR EFFORTS TO MAKE A STATEMENT! BACONMAN!
by Vicious203, 7-18-06

 

by Vicious203
7-23-06
Meanwhile, on Zanzibar...
Dammit, how did we get this seperated from the group!? We were in a single file line, Christ's sake!
Wait, I see PAPAWU! I'm gonna go check to see what's up.
...
Man, thank God we left those two chattering bitches behind. Who wants to play hackey sack?
Yeah, uh, these are fangs. They are called that because they like to fang. Allow me to demonstrate.
Man, I gotta stop saying what we just did loudly.

 

And now, a moment with sniperb0b.
I don't know about you guys, but to be honest...I haven't sniped anything in quite some time. I was thinking of changing my name to "regularb0b."
Shoot, nigg, I doubt this is the time to be talkin' 'bout YO problems!
by Vicious203, 7-23-06

 

by Vicious203
9-05-07
SPACE!
JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T BREATHE!
IF THAT WERE TRULY TRUE, MEIN BAKONEN, YOU WOULDN'T BE SPRECHEN!
YOUR LOGIC AND KNOWLEDGE OF FOREIGN LANGUAGES INTRIGUES ME!
THANK GOD, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO THROW A FIT!

 

by Vicious203
9-22-07
Insert Meaningless Introduction.
EXCUSE ME SIR, I WOULD LIKE TO RENT "BIG" WITH THE TOM HANKS!
Oi, wouldn't you care fer some quality trinkets? Perhaps a green herb, eh?
WELL I'LL TAKE A GANDER, BUT I PROMISE NO PURCHASES!
Right-o then. What are ya' boyin'?
...I'm sorry, but Richard, honestly: Boyin'? Are you really going to call yourself a thespian with rudimentary accents like that?
Damn it, Anne Heche, THIS is why I have the gun whenever you're around!

 

by Vicious203
10-22-07
I was down at Quarter Up, the local arcade, when I met her...
Hmm. I wonder how inconspicuous I can be in an arcade wearing a hockey mask...
Not very.
Sweet Jesus, where the hell did you come from!?
Well I was talking to your friend Jon and he kept mentioning you, so I decided to say hi.
Hmm...I wonder if he was praising me or-
He also said something along the lines of "conceited, elitist bastard."

 

by Vicious203
10-22-07
I don't know why you're even asking me anything dude, it's not like I said anything untrue.
You know, sometimes I wish I never taught you the art of being a dick.
I would just like to know what you said to her about me to make her-
-come to your house uninvited and finish sentences for you at the same time?
...If this weren't a comic strip I would probably have you arrested right now.
Hey, your house is nice. But you might need to get that "fourth wall" patched up a bit.

 

by Vicious203
10-22-07
Alright random unnamed female in my room using my internet, it's high time you explained yourself!
Shhh, I'm Bejewelling!
That's not a very good explanation!
YOUR PRECIOUS MORTAL COIL IS MERE INCHES FROM THE BRINK OF OBLIVION AND UNEXISTENCE!
Whoa! And then what happened!?
All I remember is when I awoke I was sitting naked on a couch watching CSI: Miami...

 

by Vicious203
10-24-07
Why am I always in a bar?
Hey Steve.
Hey man, what's goin' down? You look kinda depressed or something.
Woo, I love these little yellow boxes.
How the hell can you even tell that? I have this retarded mask on.
It's not what's on the outside, man, it's what's on the inside!
I feel like Deadpool!
Umm...So what's on the inside?
Shit, I don't know, just keep talking to me, that chick looks interested!

 

by Vicious203
10-24-07
Meanwhile, at Vicious Comics, L.L.C.
Since when were we a "limited liability company?"
Shut up, man, it sounds more prestigious.
Really? Are you going to tell me to be more "proactive" and less "reactive" now?
Damn, man, buzzwords are an old joke. Besides, that's Dilbert territory.
If you're not in the know, the title of this is a reference to Dilbert.
Alright fine, but we can agree Dilbert is one of the greatest comics ever?
This is where you, currently typing this on a keyboard in a college library, make me say "Durrrr."

 

An open letter to Zer0 from Vicious:
Daikatana.
by Vicious203, 10-24-07

 

by Vicious203
10-24-07
Dude, tell me this isn't cool, I dare you!
Alright, alright, it's cool. I gotta admit, using this metrosexual Bluetooth headset is pretty boss.
Yeah, man! And I'm calling you through Skype, it's like The Matrix!
Yeah, THAT'S the movie I'm thinking of...I'll call you back, AGWABS...
Dude, where'd you go? I'm getting a lot of feedback here!
Wow. I didn't think he would be able to dodge that shot...Oh shit, he didn't...

 

by Vicious203
10-24-07
So we're not gonna talk about it?
There's NOTHING to talk about!

 

by Vicious203
10-24-07
Goin' on a lion hunt!
Goin' on a lion hunt!
Gonna catch a lion!
Gonna catch a...
...JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION, STAY IN THE CAR!
rawr im a lion >:3

 

by Vicious203
10-26-07
I'll explain later, Jon
Konnichiwa! My name is Michie and welcome to the Multiple Realities Club! This is the Dungeons & Dragons chapter.
OKAY SERIOUSLY, DO YOUR OWN COMIC. THIS CHICK FREAKS ME RIGHT THE FUCK OUT!
Aww, I am sad now!
Don't be, that guys a dick.
Oh, well that makes me feel better. Excuse me while I go and forget my dice and other necessities!
I had to buy some strange European pants to fit this INCONSPICUOSLY into my wardrobe, but it was worth it...

 

by Vicious203
10-31-07
So...Jon...what's ha-
No, that joke's been done before.
Alright well I was just coming to check up on your comics.
They're coming along fine, why?
So I'm guessing this Lich King box is for a new editing program?
Come on, man, go easy on me! I'm in the Barrens! Damn kids and their...wastelands!

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