THE SECRET IS TOLD!

Author: Vicious203

Date: September 22, 2007

by Vicious203
9-22-07
Insert Meaningless Introduction.
EXCUSE ME SIR, I WOULD LIKE TO RENT "BIG" WITH THE TOM HANKS!
Oi, wouldn't you care fer some quality trinkets? Perhaps a green herb, eh?
WELL I'LL TAKE A GANDER, BUT I PROMISE NO PURCHASES!
Right-o then. What are ya' boyin'?
...I'm sorry, but Richard, honestly: Boyin'? Are you really going to call yourself a thespian with rudimentary accents like that?
Damn it, Anne Heche, THIS is why I have the gun whenever you're around!