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by blackknight
4-21-08
SO I WAS READING THE BIBLE AND IT SAID "LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELVE.
WOW! THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT JERK!
AFTER I READ THAT I HAD SEX WITH MY NEIGHBORS WIFE AND THEN I WENT TO JAIL FOR SEXUAL ABUSE.
KEEPING GOING.
AND THEN AT COURT THAT ASKED MY WHY I RAPED HER AND I SAID " IN THE BIBLE IT SAYS LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELVE THEN EVERYONE STARTED HAVING SEX IT WAS FUN.
AUUU MAN TO BAD I WASN'T THERE I AM A SEX ADDICT!

 

by blackknight
4-22-08
Sup girlfriend! give daddy a kiss
Sorry but i don't date Nigerians.
But I am a African American!
what ev! i am still not going out with you!
Like my blue underwear and those yellow spots I made during history class
Really looks hot can I try them on?

 

by blackknight
3-31-09
Your results are in
oh really
our doctors have found a weird case in you. never been seen before. quite interesting.
sweeeeeet. will i be rich? what is it?
you have a testigina...
uh.....so i can do my myself?

 

by blackknight
3-31-09
hey mom, i found out i have a testigina
wow...can I see?
*CENSORED* CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED
woah!
i wonder wat my period will be like...
yeahhhhhhhh....

 

by blackknight
3-31-09
Now that i have a testigina i am going to announce it to the whole world!
Holy f***ing shit! This kid has a freaking testigina!
What the diabolical douche is that? a testigina? how is that possible!

 

by blackknight
3-31-09
THE NEWS IS OUT! TESTIGINA MAN IS SWEEPING THE NATION! GET YOUR TESTIGINA NOVELTY T-SHIRTS! ONLY $9.99!
shit....they all know
KNOCK KNOCK
Hello?
ITS THE TESTIGINA FREAK! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! LOSER!
*sniff*

 

by blackknight
3-31-09
arent you the guy with the testigina?
how the hell did you find out!
well, while i was in my cubicle, i was looking at porn. i saw some pics of ur testigina.
those were some hott pics huh? i got myself horny.
HEY! I NEED MY MAIL!

 

by blackknight
3-31-09
i sware...that this country will never be touched by enemy warfare devices. we are strong together. NOW LETS GO RAID A COUNTRY!
no dude....like, dont do it man. we are one together. give peace a chance man.
The Next Day
dam them arabs are good

 

by blackknight
3-31-09
Hey man where are the staples?
Over there.....
Thanks man
Don't touch my jewels....
That guy in the basement has some nice jewels
........

 

by blackknight
3-31-09
have you seen that :Call of Duty 5 : Nazi Zombies" thing?
yeah dude. so dam prejudiced.
Nazi Zombies Preview
screw you maggot face
hey buddy! lets play some --- AUGHHHH
am i really that ugly? i mean, come on...
bitches! *sobs*

 

by blackknight
3-31-09
whyyyyyy helllloooooo
Hi. That knife looks awfully danger--
Hahahaha...dieee diee dieee
aughhhhhh....
dude....i was just trying to help...
what in the name of amoeba?! i...i can walk! thank you sir!

 

by blackknight
3-31-09
DUDE!!! I just got to lvl. 17 on Dungeon Wars!!!!
DUDE!!!! No freaking way you must be the best player ever!!!!!!
Oh my god dude!! this noob he is like a lvl. 4... He tried to kill me with a dagger!
lol wat a nooob hahahahah lol lmao lol hahahah rofl
Oh my god!! what the f***!!! This guy just killed me with a dagger!!
woopsie....

 

by blackknight
3-31-09
we...seem to have a problem ma'am....
what?
during the surgery, your sons testicles were in our way. we had to remove them.
so he'll die a virgin?!
not exactly...before we removed his jewels, a hooker came by and violently forced him to do her.
how much is that gonna cost us?

 

by blackknight
3-31-09
baby, do you work at subway, cause you is giving me a footlong!
im a man you dumbshit.
so...
that'll be five dollars

 

by blackknight
3-31-09
i love college! and i love drinking! and i love women!
i like finding the calculus of a twelve foot circle's diameter divided by 3.14
do i reaaaaalllyy have to do this?
im just doing wat the song said!
ow!owwwwww!
h-h-h-h-h-h-h-holy shit!

 

by blackknight
3-31-09
Chug Chug Chug Chug!
Chug Chug Chug Chug!
Freshman! Freshman!
Freshman! Freshman!
Do something crazy! Do something crazy!
Keg stand! Keg stand!

 

by blackknight
3-31-09
Welcome to Channel 3 News! I am here with Amy Stroganoski!
Thank you Ryan, Hello everybody. I am Amy
Oh really thanks Captain Obvious! I all ready BEEEPing introduded you! What the BEEEEP is wrong with you!!!
....... in other news... a local policeman is shot in the leg. Lots of blood came out and he died shortly after..
The next day......
Today the co-host of Channel 3 News , Amy Stroganoski, was raped and then murdered.

 

by blackknight
3-31-09
back from college already?
wellllll....yah...the teacher looked in my locker.
and?
ya see... first they found the crack...then it eslcaded from there...they found the playboys, the condums...
30 minutes later
...the gun and the vodka...

 

by blackknight
3-31-09
lets get it on!
im cool with that
uhhhh...uhhhhh....ooohhhh...yahhh
*moansss* oooh! owwww! eeeek! ........bullseye
woah....that quick?
dam, you sure is good in bed

 

you're the grim reaper!
ahem...you mean grim raper...
by blackknight, 3-31-09

 

by blackknight
3-31-09
testing, testing
testi, testi
ok, back to business...

 

Hey man i am sorry you lost your job.... You want some of my coffee to cheer you up?
hmmmmmmmmm... NO!!!! bitch
by blackknight, 3-31-09

 

by blackknight
3-31-09
woah! woah! woah! mr. sanderson
um...yes sir?
is your son named P.J.?
yeah why
he sells that crack cheap as shit!
...i mite need to have a word with him...

 

by blackknight
3-31-09
You've got mail!
sweet! that sounds like fun!
Doing your mom was fun.
...
And so was raping her.

 

by blackknight
3-31-09
IT'S, MERV THE PERV!
hey baby, lets play some handball. Your hands, my balls.
If you keep talking like that, im going to get mrs. berkely to expell you!
If you get mrs. berkely over here, the only thing that will be expelled is a couple ounces of MERV JUICE
dam your good

 

by blackknight
3-31-09
Sir, According to my readings, at our current velocity and direction we will smash into Earth in exactly 3 minutes!
Oh my god!!!
Sir, According to my readings, you have a rare cancer located in your testicals!
Oh my god!!! why god why!!!
Sir, According to my readings, you are still a virgin!!!! holy shit! virgin alert! virgin alert!
Good lord!!! hurry to the stripclubs!!!!

 

by blackknight
3-31-09
One day at a sleep over a kid was on www.stripcreator.com
He was bored an made this comic.
And now, as we speak, you were fooled into reading this pointless comic.

 

by blackknight
4-01-09
hello?
yeah. we've had quite quite a few complaints from people in this neighborhood.
really...
yeap. loud music is a key factor.
sorry, our DJ is high
hell, i want some of that stuff!

 

by blackknight
4-01-09
dam...that was some party
all i remember is that couch was sticky as hell!
dam she good in bed

 

by blackknight
4-01-09
Ah...a beautiful day to commute
The warm, fresh air...
the...homicidal maniacs roaming the streets...

 

by blackknight
4-01-09
shit man...i gotta lay off the hott sauce

 

by blackknight
4-01-09
The Life of an American

 

by blackknight
4-01-09
The Grim Raper is back!
2 seconds later
that was fast

 

by blackknight
4-01-09
howdy!
if ya'll want to become a better american...
then eat candy and watch T.V.

 

by blackknight
4-01-09
h-h-h-h-h-hellllloooo?
wat up bitch
*bang*
oh come f****ing on!

 

by blackknight
4-01-09
dad....
wat up bitch...i mean son
can i have a raise in my allowance?
...YOUR RULER OF THE F***ING UNIVERSE!
psh, CO-ruler...
you know, i can arrange to crucify you again.

 

by blackknight
4-01-09
When man first saw women... it was a moment now one wanted to repeat
Dam girl you uglier that shit
Teehee, I think he likes me
Girl you sooo god dam ugly my dog wouldn't hump you for anything
But God said we need to reproduce and multiply!
Dammit Adam! I sware how many times do i have to tell you!! If you don't have sex with her then you lose you penis its that simple!
Well maybe if they weren't as ugly as hell it would be easier.

 

by blackknight
4-01-09
dam...the family in room 23 is giving me a hard time.
i'll take care of 'em
not cool dude. my bro is dying in there
how 'bout you join him? hmm? would you like that? whore!
well my mom is dying in there too!
well your mom is so hairy that you had rugburns when she gave birth to you! suck on that whore!

 

by blackknight
4-01-09
I don't know if i should.... its my first time being alone in my room with a female...
awwww come on.... please if you do me you'll enjoy me
But i don't know how! Do i stick it in front or back they both look the same!
Dam boy ain't you ever gone to school before they teach all this kinda crap in school
Mama said school is the devil. she said it ain't no good.
oh screw your mom! just stick your penis into my vagina and get it over with!!

 

by blackknight
4-01-09
MOM! MOM! I JUST DEFEATED A LEVEL 59 MEGAZORK!
oh. im so proud honey.
mom....on more thing....
yes dear?
can i do you?
YOUR STILL A VIRGIN?!

 

by blackknight
4-01-09
Hey kid you wanna buy some fake hall passes 5 dollars each
Do they come in red?
Nooooo but i have red cinnamon gum for 1 buck
Nah I don't like red gum... do you have any grape flavored gum?
I have grape flavored condums
.... wat the f*** are those!?!

 

by blackknight
4-01-09
hi mister!
what ya want punk?
i want you to suck my cock
thats it punk! you die today!
im a pumpkin!
*BAHHH*

 

by blackknight
4-01-09
If you could be anything in the world what would you be?
I would be a peanut....
A peanut hmmmmm.... what of peanut?
Honey-roasted
I would be a car. So i can park myself in any garage i want.
.........awesome dude....

 

by blackknight
4-01-09
dam your fine
i have a penis
so do i!
thats cool. your pretty cool for a pimp.
your pretty hott for a grandma.
you wanna get it on?

 

by blackknight
4-01-09
Hey man wazzzup
I found a quarter
Wow a quarter thats really special shit you got there man
Yeah it is! i found it on a rail road. it was all squished and stuff
Oh yeah well i found a
penis

 

by blackknight
4-01-09
In West Philedalphia born and raised, on the playground i spent most of my days. Chillen out maxing relaxing all cool i was shooting some bball out side of my school...
...when a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood!
i whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "FRESH" and there was dice in the mirror, if anything i could say this cab was rare, i thought nah forget yo homes to Bel-Air!
I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8 and I said to the cabby "yo homes smell ya later" i looked at my kingdom i was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air!
uh...cool?

 

by blackknight
4-01-09
Awwwww dude badluck they didn't accept your college application
awwww crap 5 years of writing down the drain
awwwww man bad luck you just lost 500,000 dollars in the stock market
awwww crap! Now how am i supposed to pay mother back
Awwww shit!!! My house just got hit by a plane!
Hahahahahahaha

 

why helllllooooo
HOLY SHIT! THE K.K.K. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by blackknight, 4-01-09

 

by blackknight
4-01-09
Dude I just prestiged! i gotta write that on my blog
Good job master! if you prestige one more time you will be the best player in the world
Oh come on Computer thats impossible stop sucking up to me. You aren't getting that upgrade no matter how much you ask
Awww come on master please! If you get me the upgrade then my computing power will be more than double!
Oh like I care all i want is an upgrade on these graphics! they are horrible!
.... no comment master

 

by blackknight
4-10-09
PENIS!!!
Wat?
BIG HAIRY PENIS!!!
I see.....
GET YOUR BIG ASS HAIRY PENIS OUTTA THERE!!!
Sorry

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