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| Sir, According to my readings, at our current velocity and direction we will smash into Earth in exactly 3 minutes! | |
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| Sir, According to my readings, you have a rare cancer located in your testicals! | |
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| Oh my god!!! why god why!!! | |
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| Sir, According to my readings, you are still a virgin!!!! holy shit! virgin alert! virgin alert! | |
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| Good lord!!! hurry to the stripclubs!!!! | |
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