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by codehappykid
11-12-02
You know, it just occurred to me that being omnipotent, we *could* bend the rules of this competition just a little bit...
Really? What did you have in mind, Father?
I love you.
And in the cross-reference between Shakespeare and the Duchess of Cornwall as pertains to the matter of utmost state security, and being that Winnie-ther-Pooh had recently awoken from a rather long...

 

by codehappykid
11-12-02
DAD, YOU KILLED THE FUNNY! IN THE LAST EPISODE! YOU MASSACRED THE FUNNY!
The funny what?
Next time, YOU get crucified.

 

by codehappykid
11-18-02
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
Go ahead. Say it again.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
OK, that's enough.
AAAAA! MY KIDNEYS EXPLODED AND I'M BEING POISONED WHILE I MELT!
YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION

 

by codehappykid
11-18-02
Hey, she's hot.
Where's my pendant?
I have your pendant.
I WANT TO WALK AROUND WITH YOU, NICE STRANGE GUY!
w00t!
Let's go see the Time Machine!

 

by codehappykid
11-18-02
I AM SINGING GATO, I WILL FIGHT YOU NOW, I VOTED FOR NATO, LET ME SHOW YOU HOW
Who the fuck invented this, Chrono?
Oh my.
YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME, I GIVE YOU 15 POINTS, I HAVE TO GO PEE, I HAVE METALLIC JOINTS
Come along, dear. Let's leave the nice robot.

 

by codehappykid
11-18-02
Lucca's Cat-Safe Microwave sucks.
Chrono! I wondered when you'd arrive. You have to try my Time Machine. I swear, it works!
...nuts! There was something important I had to say...
Oh, shit, they're both gone.

 

by codehappykid
11-18-02
Maybe I shouldn't have jumped through a time portal just cause she was a blonde with a nice butt.
KILL HUMANS
Meanwhile, at Guardia Castle...
FUCK!

 

by codehappykid
11-18-02
How come pocketsquat goblins are jumping me in forests?
Who are you, odd fellow? Go see the Queen alone and unattended at once.
I knew you'd come for me, Chrono! Even though we only just met! Thank God for your horny teenager mindset!
I WANT YOU!
Why does this keep happening! And why can't I ever speak out loud!

 

by codehappykid
11-18-02
We must save Leene or shit will go down. Off to the cathedral!
All I wanted was sex.
I am Frog, the Queen's protector!
GAHH! A FROG!
Why is the inside of this church a prison, and why is there a duck who thinks he's a frog?
We must descend and save Leene from within the dungeon!

 

by codehappykid
11-18-02
You will never save the Queen! Now that I have reverted to my true form, you will all die!
The chancellor was Yakra! I hath been fooled!
Queen Leene turned out to be fine all along, and the fight proved unnecessary.

 

by codehappykid
11-18-02
You've brought back the Queen safe and sound! The King will be so pleased!
Yeah, whatever. Figures he'd get some.
Oh, how I wish I could talk.
Let's get back home!

 

by codehappykid
11-18-02
This is where we left from! Let's take Princess Nadia back to Guardia Castle!
You've been cited for kidnapping the Princess, sabotaging the kingdom, and, uh...minor tax fraud.
FUCK!
I didn't even get to enjoy the crime!!

 

by codehappykid
11-18-02
Guess what kind of court they tried him in.
We're going to kill you.
I just wanted some nookie!
I somehow blasted my way in. Let's get out of here!
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU SO MUCH I COULD ALMOST FUCK YOU I'M SO HAPPY

 

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by codehappykid
4-26-03
Oh No! Not A Confederate Rebel Soldier! What Will I Do!
Would You Like To Attend Our Convention?
Ha! You Die!
I Am Glad To Have Left The Evidence Behind.

 

by codehappykid
4-26-03
NO.
But why...?
Because you'd end up with peanut butter all over your face.
...
NO!

 

by codehappykid
4-26-03
Could you...put me rightside up?
...Please?
You know, it's not gonna matter in like, three seconds.

 

by codehappykid
4-26-03
I still don't believe you.
No, it's for real! If you say 'Steakyman' three times, a source of healthy, nutritious meat will come and try to kill you!
Fine, I'll try it. 'Steakyman, Steakyman, Steakyman.'
Whatever, dog. I'm not gonna be here when this goes down.
MOO!
...you're not a steak.

 

by codehappykid
4-26-03
We don't really need to do this, do we? I mean, it's not like our ideologies are any different at the fundamental level.
Neither can you truly say that the average percentage of the various 'sins' i.e. slavery, racism, etc. are any different between our two sides.
In fact, money being an illusory concept, it could be said that well-treated plantation slaves are better off than corporate slaves in industrial America.
A valid point. To combat the evil element within the greater institution, we must first educate the people to tolerate those who are different.
On the other hand, killing is easier. KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!
WAAAAAAAAAAR!

 

by codehappykid
4-26-03
Not if we were the only two people down here.
...You have a point.
Thought so, baby.

 

by codehappykid
4-26-03
Didn't we come here with Tabby?
Yeah, where is she?
...Impossible.

 

by codehappykid
4-26-03
Oh, woe is me.
There is no traffic in this region...
Just help me cross the bridge, please.

 

by codehappykid
5-06-03
PRAISE JESUS!
Does the church know about you?

 

by codehappykid
5-06-03
All right, this should be amusing. Come on in!
BLESSED BE THE NAME OF THE LORD OUR GOD!
I'll put on some tea and call my husband. He'll be more than happy to talk to you.
IT IS ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO HAVE THE CHANCE TO SAVE ANOTHER SOUL!
Does Gospel taste like Heineken?
HELP ME JEHOVAH!

 

by codehappykid
5-06-03
So then I said, "Well, Mr. Greenwood, I'm sorry, but I have a job to do." Then he got all in my face, you know, like they do sometimes.
Sickening.
Son of a succubus, you always find a way.

 

by codehappykid
6-04-03
You mean I can change my life with only 3 easy payments?
3 months later...
The television was right! My life has purpose! I must go out into the world and preach the Gospel of Jesus Christ!
Excuse me ma'am, but do you have a nail? I'd like to stick myself up on a tree.
ANTICHRIST!

 

by codehappykid
6-04-03
Oh my! A giant turkey!
MY NAME IS BYRD. I AM A SPECIAL ROBOT.
Would you like to join hands with me and put your faith in the Savior?
UNKNOWN. RECEIVING BOOLEAN IMPOSSIBILITIES. TERMINATING.

 

by codehappykid
6-04-03
BLEBLEBLEBLEBLEBLEBLEBLEBLEBLE
I'm...a turkey robot?
...God's plan may not be flawless.

 

by codehappykid
6-04-03
MEANWHILE IN GREAT BRITAIN
I'm sorry, but a quarter pounder is a quarter pounder for a bloody reason! Now hand over the cash like a good chum and you'll get your lunch!
Well, you're a foul bird and no mistake!
Bite me, pun haters.

 

by codehappykid
6-04-03
Slow down, won't you! I don't know why I let you drag me along for this.
I must preach the Gospel of Jesus Christ to all the nations of the Earth! You are fated to travel with me.
Sod off, American cheese! Can't you see I'm stuck by my bottom to this stool?
What? How on Jesus' green Earth could something like that happen?
Well... *sniff* I'll tell you the whole...sad...story...

 

by codehappykid
6-04-03
ELBELBELBELBELBELBELBELBELBELB
Mr. Cuckold? Your son is ready.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S 'READY?' CHILDREN ARE BORN, NOT BLOODY PROCESSED!
Oh...sorry. You're not a hamburger, are you?
Linkin Park, shoot me.

 

by codehappykid
6-04-03
What's going on? Why are five large children coming towards me?
Oh my.

 

by codehappykid
6-04-03
LOTS OF TIME PASSED. LEBLEBLEB
Oh, no, don't worry, it's not that. We'll give you the job. It's just that...well...
What's wrong, Mr. Logan? Did that one reference of mine raise a red flag? Damn! I knew I shouldn't have helped him escape.
Actually, it's your seat. It's coated with an experimental new superglue. BLAHAHAHA!
Oh, well forget I said...WHAT!?

 

by codehappykid
6-04-03
BELBELBELBELBELBELBELBELBELBEL
...and that's how I wound up working at McLogan's for minimum wage.
That's so sad! I'll pray for you!
Unless your tears are an industrial-strength anti-adhesive, don't water the dandelions.
Is it too late to ask Him what chain of impossibilities led to this?

 

by codehappykid
6-04-03
So, that's the new Prophet, huh?
Yep. Listen, I know what you wanna do, so go ahead and get outta my face.
Tea and cupcakes after?
Go to Hell.

 

by codehappykid
6-04-03
God's people wandered in a desert like this one for forty years! We've only been here three days! Get your rear in gear, Daryl!
The only gear my rear is involved with is this sodding tripod! It's not easy to relieve oneself when one's posterior is likewise attached!
*sigh* I'll be behind this rock when you're finished.
What? Wasn't that the guy on TV a year ago?
I AM THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS! ELVIS IS DA KING!

 

by codehappykid
6-04-03
Is it...true? Are you Asmodeus? Are you here to test my will?
No, I hang out in deserts for the sheer enjoyment.
Oh, okay. Goodbye.
WAIT! I was being sardonic! Doesn't the devil have the right to kid?
*sigh* IS THIS YOUR WILL, LORD?
No. Will's playing poker with my minor minions. HA! I'm funny.

 

by codehappykid
6-04-03
But I believe in the Lord's righteousness!
You kidding? The guy's a cop-out. I met him myself. Couldn't even give a lady the time of day.
I mean, cause I watched him at it! Sheesh, you and the ideas you get.
Don't write another book of Revelations, Morningstar.

 

by codehappykid
6-04-03
Ok, but look at it from this angle. You assume that God exists, right? We're not arguing that.
Given. So what?
Well, why would any omnipotent being in their right mind allow me to continue living?
Holy ghost, you're actually making sense.

 

by codehappykid
6-04-03
EBLEBLEBLEBLEBLEBLEBLEBLEBLEBL
...damn cheapskate shaman.

 

by codehappykid
6-04-03
Well, I'm done with that. Say, where the devil is that fool witness-woman?
And you see, if you sign up today, you get an honorary gold membership at the golf course!
Well, I don't know...it sounds a little blasphemous...
I'm winning her over! But what will seal the deal and bring her down from the fence?
To preach the Lord's Gospel...or to take a leap for women's right to golf?

 

by codehappykid
6-04-03
I've got to somehow get to her and bolster her confidence!
Wait a minute...
No I don't!

 

by codehappykid
6-04-03
I'm completely lost, and my bottom hurts from jumping everywhere.
FEAR, MORTAL CHICKEN!
TURKEY!
TURKEY, SORRY.
Who are you?
You'll just have to wait, won't you, you impudent poultry?

 

by codehappykid
6-04-03
I am the reincarnation of eight hundred vampires, all slain in battle with an irritating blonde!
No offense, but you all must have royally sucked.

 

by codehappykid
6-04-03
So, what do you say to a full platinum membership at all the country clubs and a free pass to any ONE ride at HellDisney?
I'll do it!
But I was only goofing off! I didn't think she'd really take the bait!
Bad Satan. No treat for you.

 

by codehappykid
6-04-03
Dad, we need a new Prophet. Satan gummed this one up.
I HEAR YOU, MY SON. A PROPHET SHALL BE CHOSEN AT ONCE.
LBELBELBELBELBELBELBELBELBELBE
Oh no. Not me. What will my wife say. I am so in the doghouse.

 

by codehappykid
6-04-03
ALL PERMUTATIONS EXHAUSTED. EXPLODING.

 

by codehappykid
6-05-03
Son, lookie here. All those techie-type people wouldn't have spent all that time making airplanes work if people could fly.
No! I won't believe it! I can fly!
Who in tarnation put that fool idea in your head, boy?
The tooth fairy!
...Go jump off a cliff, if you want to.

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