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by conformist
8-27-02
Shafted, Inc.
Won't you come to comfort me?
I'm full of bees who died at sea.
http://conformity.ontheweb.com
She got me comin' through the dog-door.
It's a wonderful life.
© 2002
The toothless kiss of skeleton and summer hail...
...I'm the king of nails.

 

by conformist
8-27-02
Shafted, Inc.
http://conformity.ontheweb.com
© 2002
Scientists everywhere agree: YOUR COMICS SUCK.

 

by conformist
8-27-02
This one day, I was watching tv, when something strange came on.
SELL! SELL! SELL! Sell your soul today and automatically receive an eternity in Hell! Apply now before this offer expires!
See that? well, the weird part was when Three's Company came on right after it.

 

by conformist
8-27-02
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by conformist
9-03-02
Shafted, Inc.
I have the floating, disembodied head of George Lucas in my pants.
I am a telephone.
http://conformity.ontheweb.com
YOU ARE A PANDA BEAR!
I am a telephone...
© 2002
Why do you hate me?
I AM A TELEPHONE!

 

by conformist
9-04-02
http://conformity.ontheweb.com
G O TO M Y FUCKING W E B S I T E NOW!
G O TO M Y FUCKING W E B S I T E NOW!
http://conformity.ontheweb.com
G O TO M Y FUCKING W E B S I T E NOW!
G O TO M Y FUCKING W E B S I T E NOW!
http://conformity.ontheweb.com
please?
kthx!

 

by conformist
3-16-03
Miffle?
I say, gargon schplokin!
YAR!
Wiffle?
Would you like a bit of butter?
YAR!
Dee!
Oh, right, I've got to go grab me nuts now.
Wanker!

 

by conformist
3-16-03
Burp?
...SCHBOB!
doink doink doink
FLARP?
OH GOD, I'VE GOT THE...
STRESS REMOVER!
shizzle, yo.
no, THE MONKEY WINGS!
GUFFAW!

 

by conformist
3-16-03
http://
http://
spleendonor.
spleendonor.deviantart.com
deviantart.
com
<-visit now or die.
go there now, you lazy...
...fucks!

 

by conformist
3-16-03
Splog?
I've got a spork in my ass.
Can I see it?
Giffo?
No, but you can suck my cock.
Leek!
OK!

 

by conformist
3-16-03
Hungry? - Part III
One last time: what would you do for a Klondike bar?
I'D SMASH YOUR FUCKING FACE IN WITH A CROWBAR, THAT'S WHAT!
by Erik Bosko
Okay, seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?
I'D SMASH YOUR FUCKING FACE IN WITH A CROWBAR, THAT'S WHAT!
© 2003
That didn't even make sense...
SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE, UNCLE FUCKER!

 

by conformist
3-17-03
Shafted, Inc.
Oh, hello little boy.
???
by Erik Bosko
I'm a girl, ya crazy old bitch!
© 2003
Oh, hello little boy.
...Where's my shotgun when I need it?

 

by conformist
3-22-03
Shafted, Inc.
Dear Pufferfish, Please explain to me why the monkeys float.
by Erik
Hmm...
© 2003
*Shrug* Well, I think it's because of the gas in their kidney pouches.
I'm in this comic for absolutely no reason!

 

by conformist
4-10-03
Shafted, Inc.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana?
I dunno... what?
by Erik
The banana screams much less when you peel it than the cat.
...
© 2003
COCKFRUIT!

 

by conformist
5-19-03
OK SO WHAT DO YOU WANT
I'LL HAVE A COCKWICH PLEASE
ANYTHING ON IT SIR
TARTAR SAUCE AND LOTS OF IT

 

by conformist
5-28-03
Hua
I'M HAVING A SEIZURE IN MY PANTS
FOR $19.95 AT WAL-MART?
guhla
THERE'S A DISCOUNT TODAY
I WANT THE DONG PACK FOR $12.99
lugah
WE DON'T SELL THOSE ANYMORE
I'LL TAKE 15 COCKRINGS FOR $20 INSTEAD

 

by conformist
1-18-05
Shafted, Inc.
SHE BANG! SHE BANG!
William, is that you?
Shafted, Inc.
OH SHE BANG! SHE MOVE!
Hey, everyone...
Shafted, Inc.
I haf no profeshunal training.
Come check out this faggot, it's hillarious!

 

by conformist
1-19-05
Too Funk To Druck
ah reckon *hic* i ain't too drunkly to touch you
Oh, my! That would be most delightful, sir.
by E.B.
hey! ah said i's gone touch you, now c'mere *burp*
Do you find me bum to be most intoxicating?
© 2005
tha's right.. beans are.. what time is it? ah gahd i'm shit mah pants.. so emberessed
You dirty, dirty, boy!

 

Shafted, Inc.
Spacemonkey, you so crazy!
by conformist, 1-12-06

 

now with fruity bangbang flavor!
by conformist, 7-13-06

 

{ jerking sounds }
Yes, sir, I will buy that from you.
by conformist, 7-13-06

 

(hilarity ensues)
I'm covered in blood.
I'm a vampire.
by conformist, 7-13-06

 

{ grunting sounds }
ATSA SPICY MEATBOWL!
by conformist, 7-13-06

 

FREDDIE IS A DOUCHEBAG
FREDDIE IS A DOUCHEBAG
FREDDIE IS A DOUCHEBAG
by conformist, 7-13-06

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