Drunken Redneck Seeks Prostitute Penguin With British Accent

Author: conformist

Date: January 19, 2005

by conformist
1-19-05
Too Funk To Druck
ah reckon *hic* i ain't too drunkly to touch you
Oh, my! That would be most delightful, sir.
by E.B.
hey! ah said i's gone touch you, now c'mere *burp*
Do you find me bum to be most intoxicating?
© 2005
tha's right.. beans are.. what time is it? ah gahd i'm shit mah pants.. so emberessed
You dirty, dirty, boy!