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by dontask
9-20-05
Hmmm, let's see...www.dictionary.com/translator..
Hey! That Russian girl said I was rude and had body odor!
Hey! That Chineese hog said that he didn't like me and that he wasn't a pig!

 

by dontask
9-20-05
Hmmm, let's see...www.dictionary.com/translator..
Hey! That Russian girl said I was rude and had body odor!
Hey! That Chineese hog said that he didn't like me and that he wasn't a pig!

 

Crap! I can't login to Stripcreator to make more Ann The Alien comics!
Cannot find server
by dontask, 9-27-05

 

by dontask
9-29-05
Then too fucking bad. There's no way I'm going to let innocent children see bullshit like that.
So shut up you bastards and bitches!

 

by dontask
11-21-05
Hello America, I'm back!!!!
Audience: Where were you?
Bombing Iraq with Molotov Cocktails
Yes, I know: Mean. But, John Kerry is in there, so what're you goanna do. GO REPUBLICANS!!!

 

by dontask
11-21-05
Hey Aunt Pam, may I have a very big grenade?
omg of course you can have lemonade
w00t! Thanks!
any time rofl totlly
Iraq, here I come!
Oh no, it's Annnie! Run!!!!

 

by dontask
11-21-05
Ok, let me clear something up, here:SADDAM HUSSIEN IS A HUGE WUSSY WITH A CAPITAL P. Seriously, wanna know why he's hiding? Cause of ME! I whooped his sorry butt, and I can do it again!
Now, I present him right here: SADDAM HUSSIEN!!
hello *whimper* please get away from my remains, Annie
Oh, all right. What a wimp.

 

by dontask
11-21-05
Haha, these Ann the Alen comics are hilarious!!!
She clicks on the Ann the Alien goes to www.dictionary.com/translator episode
*click*
Sorry guys I sort of made the translator episode twice...hehe so sorry. :P
*click* Woah, deja vu.

 

by dontask
11-21-05
Oooh, ahhh,woooow
I'm finally all American!
And now I'm bored *yawn*

 

by dontask
11-21-05
Who the crud are you and why do you always appear in my writing room! Nobody gives you permission to go in there! Oh, I know what it is. Your a spy from Iraq! Well, I won't have that! Hmph!
Psst, Doc. O. Thy're on to us!

 

by dontask
11-21-05
You know, we must bomb the Earthling
Yes Dr. O, we must indeed
Luckily, I have some grenades, bombs, and other explosives
And I have the Medival Thail, Stun Gun and other physical harming artifacts!
FIRE!!
Ahhh! I am sooooo goanna sue ou for this!

 

by dontask
11-21-05
Buuuuu-ssstted
Why didn't you get arrested?
Because in Iraq it isn't illegal to fire explosives and such, but in America it is.
Touche. But, um, why do you want to harm US specifically?
Well, there are two reasons for that. 1. John Kerry is in there and 2.Someday I will bomb the whole world! 0:)
Oh. Well, i guess thta makes me feel bettter...I tihnk....

 

by dontask
11-21-05
I have many things to be thankfuul for. For instance, I'm glad there isn't a giant bacon behind me.
...
You know what? I sense dramatic irony.

 

by dontask
11-21-05
For heaven's sake, why is everyone celebrating Christmas so early? It isn't even December yet!
Are you ever going to stop following me?
No. Probably not.
o_O
Oh yay! My cofee break!!!!

 

by dontask
11-21-05
Hello stupid.
Hello, youthful one. I am running for Prez!!
Good luck having people vote for you. Your goannna need it
I have the nagging suspision that was an insult.
*in sarcastic tone* Oh really now, how could it be an insult
Yes, i guess you are right.

 

by dontask
11-21-05
Today is the worst stinkin day ever. First, I get dragged through the town by a rabid dog
Then,John Kerry tries to murder me with a stuffed animal launcher
And (worst of all) THE CHINESE GUY FORGOT TO GIVE ME MY SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE!!!!!

 

by dontask
11-21-05
You know, I've been seeing Squarebob Spongepants and thought to myself: Squidward has got to be the fattest guy on that show
...
...
Know what? I stand corrected.

 

by dontask
11-21-05
I look better than you do.
Oh yeah? Sic her boy!
gggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrr
This is not going to end well.
Good boy! ^-^

 

by dontask
11-21-05
Hello faithful fans. As I'm sure all of you may know, this is my 50th comic, or at least somewhere around that, and I wanted to celebrate it with tons of violence! w00t!
Boomboomboomboomboom!
E-mail me when I've made my 99th comic so I can make a crappy 100th one. Thanks!

 

by dontask
11-22-05
Wow! I found a rare edition of "Tormwail's" arm he cut off!
A little joke for Harry potter fans :P By the way, the 4th movie is SO good.

 

by dontask
11-22-05
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Yap. Yap yap yap yap yappie yap.
Yap yap yap yap yap yap blah blah blah
Blah blah bah blah yap yap yap. Blah, yap.
Yeesh...adults and their conversations

 

by dontask
12-07-05
An anagram of my name is threatening inhale
But, in all seriousness, I will be taking an extended break. Dontask wil still be on, whoever the heck she is. So look forward to other comics (I heard some gossip that she would do one-panelers)

 

Wen Daddy gets angry his wife isn't happy. When Mommy gets angry den nobody happy
by dontask, 12-07-05

 

When most parents get angry they smak they're kids butt. When MY parents get angry...ooh...OW!!!!! never mind...
by dontask, 12-07-05

 

by dontask
12-07-05
teh abused baby has died

 

by dontask
12-18-05
Well,as it turns out, the freaky little abused-baby type thing wasn't all that funny.
So,um,I'm here to stay!

 

by dontask
12-18-05
Hey dad, why are you so stupid?
-Long Silence-
Because when I was little, Mommy dropped me on my head.

 

by dontask
12-18-05
Honey, what's a retorical question?
It's like when somone else asks a question without actually expecting an answer, and then you try to answer anyway.
Like when I say "Were you actually dumb enough to actually buy that 2-for-1 sale?" and you try to answer anyway.
Yes
*sigh* men...

 

by dontask
12-18-05
There are a lot of fun things to do. One of them is shock therapy on a cigarette
But I'm not a-
Now, first place the little plug here and the thingy here and finally press the big red button
AHHHHHHBWAHHHHH!
Wan't that fun?

 

by dontask
12-18-05
Another fun thing to do is put your hamster in the microwave to see what happens. However, I don't recomend putting in your hamster. Put in your sister's instead!
Place him in here, press a bunch of numbers....
WHERE'S SQUEAKY?!
Gotta run if I want to stay alive! See ya!

 

by dontask
12-18-05
Another fun thing to do is put your hamster in the microwave to see what happens. However, I don't recomend putting in your hamster. Put in your sister's instead!
Place him in here, press a bunch of numbers....
WHERE'S SQUEAKY?!
Gotta run if I want to stay alive! See ya!

 

by dontask
12-28-05
Woohoo! I just love Christmas holidays.
I especially liked freezing my ass off in the North Pole, but that wasn't my idea. Dad really wanted a hot vacation, so he decided to go there. You know him.
So, how was YOUR vacation?

 

by dontask
12-28-05
Alright, before I get a truckload of lawsuits here, I realize that I was "pollitically incorrect"
But you know, I aint saying "Happy Holidays" just to make the general public happy.
It's not happening. So get over yourself.

 

by dontask
1-14-06
Oh my gosh! The horror! The horror of it all!
SATURDAY THE 14TH!!!!!!! *horrible voice screams*

 

by dontask
1-30-06
Now Annie, I have to go to a very important meeting that you could easily sabotage, and your sister has to go to a party to get drunk and high with E. So Miss Twinkleass will babysit you.
Whatever.
Hi im like a 16 year old. im gonna like talk on da phone all nite.
*in an angelic voice* But Miss Asshole, the telephone's broken and Billy flushed your cell phone down the toliet.
NOOOOO!!!!!! *dies of fright*
Whatever.

 

by dontask
4-26-06
Hi guys I'm back. (Sorry but whoever this dontask is had a sinus infection and SSS (school stress syndrome)
And she has a crush! Oooooooh!
No I don't! Well then erase here, add that....
I need to learn to keep my mouth shut.

 

by dontask
6-08-06
Well, after some excessive surgery, I got back to normal again, sort of.
*in super sweet girly fake voice* But I'd LOVE some donations! Will you give me sum money pleeeeeeeeeeeeese?
Important note: Dontask (or Annie) will never ask for donations! Seriously, neither women are that desperate.
Right. Thats why I don't have a Paypal account.

 

by dontask
6-08-06
Hi. We have stolen your leader, Annie the Earthling
Prepare to die!
Um, Hoshi? Where are you?
Sorry for the delay in comics...like you care, as IF.
No talking you!
Sorry for the-

 

by dontask
6-08-06
You know, I should be pretty worried by now. I made that crack about her having a crush, and even though she made me look ugly and be kidnapped by pre-k schoolers, it seems like I should be punished.
Hey, maybe she forgot. Oh, I don't know. It's just one time, her friend told her she had anger issues. Well, that friend sleeps with 16 teddy bears, and 7 night-lights. And THAT was only 5 words.
Dontask got crazy on the friend. She poured laxative water down the guy's throat. He's in the boy's room 7 hours a day as of that time, and THAT is what Dontask calls "even." What will happen to me?

 

by dontask
6-08-06
Improtant Note: Dontask is plotting to make Annie have a crush. For more info, see all yellow boxes.
*is daydreaming* Death galore and tons of gore! Indiana Jones and 12 of his bones...
Hm, should I make him hot oor ugly...Hot, I feel bad for Annie. Kind of.
Oh gee that sucks. Such a nice daydream..
Nah, ugly is WAY funnier!
Um...hi
Ello purdy lady!

 

by dontask
6-08-06
I'll be back. Ima gettin surgery!
Let's hope so.
Wow that was weird. I felt like I had the bird flu, like, I had the unexplainible urge to crap on his forehead.
Hello Annie.
Hello handsome-whoops did I just think that out loud?!

 

by dontask
7-12-06
What the hey! What do you mean he died of an explosion! You know, that always sucks. Must have been painful. YAY PAIN!
Insert It's Raining Men mp3 here. Thanks!
So, yeah. I was going to to the library, to see if they had anything interesting. Well, they had some good books that I borrowed, like, um..
Let's see there was Bicurious George,What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?,and, oh YEAH, there was also Dad's New Wife Michael. They were a RIOT!

 

by dontask
7-12-06
Like, hi. You don't see me often, as I'm certain you know, but I need your help.
My boyfriend soooooo won't ask me out and it's sooooooo unfair. Please kill him until he changes his mind.
Thankies! Oh, and here is a model I sculpted out of clay to look like him. Just so you don't get the wrong dude. Kay, bye!

 

by dontask
7-12-06
Hello, do you know Janet Earthling?
Ike, ooooo ude,hoozat?!
Let me rephrase that, DO YOU KNOW JANET EARTHLING?
Kay u-u-uuuude... 'll ell ou verything!!!
I new er inze tha hird rrrade an! Eah, e's ooooo retty, nd tuff.
You do realize that taking the first letter of of words dosen't make them cool, and it is so immature, ude. *cough*

 

by dontask
10-23-06
FOMG little girl! DO you want some candy?
*rolls eyes* I don't enjoy candy.
You were supposed to say "I'm not supposed to take candy from strangers!" and run away.
*again with the eye roll* Have it your way.
I'm not supposed to take candy from weirdos. Happy now, jerk?
You're a creepy child!!!!

 

by dontask
10-23-06
Radio-$12.00
Want one of these?
Sure!
Tetanus shot-$189.00(What a gyp!)
You need a tetanus shot!
Whatever.
Watching your sister and her moronic boyfriend turn up the violence-Priceless!
Take that you....duh, uh I think. Toast!
Ooooh! Let me get the popcorn!

 

by dontask
2-19-07
Hey. What's up. I hate Mondays. It's depressing to drag my butt out of bed and ride the stinky old turdbus to school.
Also, tomorrow is TAKS. For those who don't live in Texas, it's stands for Testing At Krappy Schools.
I know, right? Like they couldn't spell crap? Seems like they need to take the test, not me.

 

by dontask
2-19-07
5 days late, I know, but I simply have to say it: there is no reason for Necco to be making big bucks in exchange for those nasty heart things being rammed down my throat.
I think we need to boycott these nasty things. Sorry homeroom Mom, you'll have to either resort to something decent or give us Ramen noodles.
Makes sense to me: the college kids are only something like 7 years older than me,so why can't I join in the 12 cent fun?

 

by dontask
2-19-07
Note: Erica Colon, Victor Friars, and Nicole Matherson are based on real people, but I won't say who to avoid lawsuits.
What's the big deal about the talent show? Erica Colon is in it, but she dosen't count because she does everything and for that reason a stuff hog.
Victor Friars, the skinny pale kid who dosen't eat lunch, is in a play. He cannot act, but still he got in along with his girlfriend Nicole. Jerks.
They wouldn't let me in after the chainsaw incident. Uck. Adults these days. I tell you.

 

by dontask
2-20-07
On Annie's screen
Hi there! It looks like your making a suicide note! How are ya gonna die? Is it pills? Or maybe you want to make a groccery list. Different road for you, I suppose. Oooh, oooh! I know! It's a--
Wrong again. You were right the first time. A sucide note. But not for ME. Goodness no. No, this comic writes itself---the comic about the paper clip that died. I'll have to tell Papa Clip and such.

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