Janet the Earthling Needs Her Boyfriend to DIE!

Author: dontask

Date: July 12, 2006

by dontask
7-12-06
Like, hi. You don't see me often, as I'm certain you know, but I need your help.
My boyfriend soooooo won't ask me out and it's sooooooo unfair. Please kill him until he changes his mind.
Thankies! Oh, and here is a model I sculpted out of clay to look like him. Just so you don't get the wrong dude. Kay, bye!