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by hughlloyd
7-15-05
Welcome to Tasty Burger, where the burgers are mostly edible! What'll your order be?
What can I order?
We prefer to think that our customers wonder "What CAN'T I order?"
Are you implying that I can order anything I want?
Indeed I am!
In that case, how much for sexual favors?

 

by hughlloyd
7-15-05
Excuse me, did you just inquire about the price of sexual favors?
I most certainly did!
I'm terribly sorry, but those aren't on the menu today!
What? You just told me I could order anything I wanted!
I never said that you'd actually GET it, though!
Your implications are wrought with malice!

 

by hughlloyd
7-15-05
Don't you know who I am!?
I'm sorry to say that I don't!
I'm an unsatisfied customer, that's who! I'm going to take my business elsewhere!
Good riddance to bad rubbish, that's what I say!
I bet it is!

 

by hughlloyd
7-15-05
How fortunate, my shift's ended!
Doo de doo de doo!
Just what do you think you're doing, Meghan?
I believe it's called "going home because my shift ended!"

 

by hughlloyd
7-15-05
Don't you know who that was?
I believe he referred to himelf as "unsatisfied customer" or some such silliness!
And that's exactly who he was!
My God! I'm so sorry, I had no idea!
Too late now, toots! All he wanted was sexual favors and apparently you couldn't manage! Now you're a ghost at Tasty Burger! Begone at once!
He's left my life and soul in shambles!

 

by hughlloyd
7-15-05
Excuse me, have you seen a hooker around here with a certain proclivity towards kung fu?
I've seen PLENTY of hookers around here, but none with such a proclivity!
Are you sure? It's of vital importance that I find her!
I'm entirely sure! I'm certainly not hiding her, if that's what you're thinking!
I would certainly be harboring such thoughts if your skin wasn't so devoid of rashes! I apologize for bothering you!
I must warn Kung Fu Hooker before it's too late!

 

by hughlloyd
7-15-05
Kung Fu Hooker in... CDC SABOTAGE!
Who was at the door? Customers?
I wish! In reality, it was something entirely more sinister!
The CDC? We all knew it was only a matter of time! Do you think they suspect anything?
I'm not sure! All I can say is it's a good thing I answered the door in my bodysuit!

 

by hughlloyd
7-15-05
What do you think we should do?
We have to get you to an undisclosed location!
That'd buy us more time, to be sure, but it won't solve the real problem!
No, but we can't risk anything else!
We HAVE to try! Cowering in a bunker doesn't suit my complexion! The CDC must be destroyed! Stay here!
I just hope you're making the right decision!

 

by hughlloyd
7-15-05
Excuse me, I'm lost! Could you give me directions to the CDC?
I could... for a price!
Very well, name your price!
Sexual favors!
I COULD give you sexual favors... but they'd kill you! Gonorrhea and all!
True, you do look rather... trampish? Very well! The CDC is down the street next to the police station! You can't miss it!

 

by hughlloyd
7-15-05
Gonorrhea's a powerful ally! Ah, there's a cop! I have a hunch the police station and thus the CDC is nearby!
Nothing to see here, missy! Move it along!
The fabled police station, at last!

 

by hughlloyd
7-15-05
Excuse me, I was informed that the CDC was nearby... could you point it out to me?
I could... if that information wasn't a trap! To trap you!
I'm untrappable! If you even TOUCHED me, my amazingly soft skin would make you orgasm SO intensely that your brain would surely explode!
... sounds to me like it's worth it!

 

by hughlloyd
7-15-05
And so the cop touched her skin, which truly was amazingly soft...
I warned him! Oh, how I warned him!
Say... I bet the CDC is that building over there with the sign out front that says "CDC!"
I'll stow away in one of these ambulances!

 

by hughlloyd
7-15-05
The CDC most definitely has a lack of security when a hooker can stow away aboard an ambulance and get into the boiler room undetected!
Ah ha, TNT! This will be most useful indeed!
Gotta get some gyrations in first... and done! I have received my sexual satisfaction AND the detonation device is activated!

 

by hughlloyd
7-15-05
I'll miss you...
Well? Were you successful!?
I most definitely was! The CDC won't be bothering us anymore!
That was easy... almost TOO easy!
Perhaps you're right! But until then, catfish nuggets!

 

by hughlloyd
7-20-05
Excuse me, are you a pretty cashier lady?
I believe myself to be one, yes!
Perhaps we should engage in sexual intercourse?
Perhaps! Get me some liquor first, though... I don't want to seem TOO whorey, y'know?
OK, hold on!

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