This would normally be quite the bizarre conversation!

Author: hughlloyd

Date: July 15, 2005

by hughlloyd
7-15-05
Excuse me, have you seen a hooker around here with a certain proclivity towards kung fu?
I've seen PLENTY of hookers around here, but none with such a proclivity!
Are you sure? It's of vital importance that I find her!
I'm entirely sure! I'm certainly not hiding her, if that's what you're thinking!
I would certainly be harboring such thoughts if your skin wasn't so devoid of rashes! I apologize for bothering you!
I must warn Kung Fu Hooker before it's too late!