All comics by jeffisanirish

 

Jeff and Ady at Driver's Ed Part 2 by jeffisanirish 4-01-03
Jeff is the blonde guy. The new, zany character is the Driver's Ed teacher. Sorry I'm late. You're ONE MINUTE LATE to Driver's Ed! Get down and give me head!	*Suck suck suck* That's right, bitch!	Sorry I'm late. You're TWO MINUTES LATE to Driver's Ed! Go into the desert, cut your eyelids off and stare at the sun while sitting bare-assed on a cactus! And when you're done, come back and GIVE ME HEAD!

 

Jeff and Ady in Driver's Ed Part 3 by jeffisanirish 4-01-03
The following are real quotes from my Driver's Ed Teacher The steel belts in your tires are belts made of steel! If your brakes ever fail, try to steer off the road and hit something soft.	When there's a tree in your way, don't hit the accelerator. Cruise control does NOT mean that your car steers itself.	Dude, is it just me, or is this guy an idiot? Nah man, it's not just you. I think you AND him are idiots.

 

Jeff and Ady at Driver's Ed Part 4 by jeffisanirish 4-01-03
So dude, what did we learn today? I don't remember man, I'm so tired...	Yeah, I really don't get how they expect us to learn anything at 6 in the morning... (Sleeping with eyes open)	So you wanna go get breakfast? ZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

Jeff and Ady become Beatnik poets by jeffisanirish 4-02-03
As I look into the dark abyss, the thick fog enshrouds me as I cry... I say to myself, "God, where's my hotdog? Where's MY hotdog?" I then decide to stop questioning the unquestionable...	And turn on the TV to watch VH1. The flock of seagulls are on, and man they had crazy haircuts. I wish that I could be a seagull, to fly far away from a world where the living live and the dead die.	I then change the channel to BET where a Big Tymers video is on. "man," I think to myself, "they are the blingingest bunch of blings this side of bling." And I am correct.

 

Why you shouldn't show your comics to your friends. by jeffisanirish 4-03-03
I AM ADY!!! I DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE ME IN YOUR COMIC UNLESS I DECIDE WHAT I SAY!!!	I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SAY "SHIZZY-YO MUTHAFUCKA IF I WANT TO!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!	Ady is Dead

 

Jeff and Ady: Ady is dead Part 1 by jeffisanirish 4-03-03
Jeff is the blonde guy. Dubya is the presdint of the Yoo-nighted Staytes of uhmerica! OH MY GOD!!! I JUST KILLED ADY WITH A SMART BOMB!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING!?!?!?! You did like I would have done, son! And look at me! I'm presdint of the Yoo-nighted Staytes of uhmerica!	You're an idiot warmongering fool! Well sucks to you, you damn pinko bastard!	That's better. Now to figure out how to get Ady back...

 

Jeff and Ady: Ady is Dead Part 2 by jeffisanirish 4-03-03
Jeff consults his wise father. Dad! Ady is dead! I killed him with a smart bomb from my computer! I don't know what I was thinking! That's all right son, we all make mistakes. So your little lady is "dead", huh? Because you "bombed" her without thinking of the consequences?	Jesus Dad, I told you this! Ady is not my girlfriend! I didn't have sex with him, I actually bombed him!!! WITH A BOMB, NOT MY COCK!!! You know son, If you "bomb" a girl, there's always a chance to keep her from "dying" if you get the morning-after pill.	The morning-after pill? That's right! It'll solve all your problems!

 

Jeff and Ady: Ady is dead Part 3 by jeffisanirish 4-03-03
Jeff hits the streets in search of the morning-after pill. Now where do I find this morning-after pill?	I guess I have to ask someone who has a lot of unprotected sex, or kills a lot of people unintentionally. Or both.	I'm almost afraid to ask you this, but...

 

Jeff and Ady: Ady is dead Part 4 by jeffisanirish 4-03-03
Jeff consults the slutty old lady. Do you know where I can get the morning-after pill? Oh, the Pill? Well, I used to get it from the local clinic.	But then we voted the Republicans into office all across the government...	And you can only get it from that shady looking guy on the corner.

 

Jeff and Ady: Ady is Dead part 5 by jeffisanirish 4-03-03
Jeff goes to buy some illegal drugs. So you sell the morning-after pill? That's right! In these days of infringements by conservative white males on the rights of women, I'm making a bundle. It's like Prohibition all over again!	What's those conservative white guys' collective problem anyway? Probably their tiny, shriveled white penises.	Hahahaha. Stupid crackers. Now you got it!

 

Jeff and Ady: Ady is Dead Part 6 by jeffisanirish 4-03-03
So what were you doing before this War on Women began? Selling crack? Pimping hoes? Actually, I was a doctor at the local clinic. I'm a Ph.D and everything.	So what's with the outfit? Oh, I just dress like this for the effect.	I guess that makes sense. Fo sheezy!

 

Jeff and Ady: Ady is Dead Part 7 by jeffisanirish 4-04-03
Jeff prepares to bring Ady back from the dead. Well, now that I have the pill, all I gotta do is take it to bring Ady back.	Here goes nothing... *gulp*	Yay!!! Man, I feel like I've been dead for six episodes!

 

Jeff and Ady: Ady is (no longer) Dead by jeffisanirish 4-04-03
So dude, what did we learn today? I learned that you should never trust a cracker with big explosive devices.	That's true. I learned that we have a resonsibilty to keep birth control available to women, and that I can actually be funny. I disagree. Um... about you being funny, of course.	Don't make me haul out my smart bombs, jew-boy! EEP!!

 

Jeff and Ady (the porn stars) Part 1 by jeffisanirish 4-05-03
Jeff is the blonde guy. Ady is the monkey. Hey dude, I have a great idea! WOAH!!! You have an IDEA!?!?!?	Yeah man! We should make an independent porno flick! Dude, that's a fucking awesome idea! We can get play and make money at the same time!	Exactly dude. And I thought of it all by myself. You are my hero.

 

Jeff and Ady (the porn stars) Part 2 by jeffisanirish 4-05-03
Jeff scopes the local porn talent on the streets. Hey sexy! Nice rack! How would you like to be fucked senseless by me and my monkey friend in a hardcore XXX flick?	KILL YOU FUCKING MALE CHAUVINIST PIG!!!!	Dude, we should maybe find some trashier or drunker girls. AHHHHHHH! MY EYES!!! WHAT DID SHE DO WITH MY EYES!?!?!?!

 

Jeff and Ady (the porn stars) Part 3 by jeffisanirish 4-05-03
Ady tries his luck among the less classy ladies... Hey there hoebag, how would you like to get it from two guys in a hardcore porn flick? I would like to get it real hard from two guys in a hardcore porn flick!	Well actually, I meant "would" you like to, not "how" in the literal sense. Would you like to? I wanna get all my holes filled up ah yeah you sexy monkey man!!! Do me hard with your big banana!	OK, I think you might be too stupid to be in the porn business. Ah shit!

 

Jeff and Ady (the porn stars) Part 4 by jeffisanirish 4-09-03
Giving up? Dude, I have a feeling that we are not going to find any women to be in our porno. I mean, I'm a monkey, and you probably have a very small penis. You may be correct. I mean, BAH!	Dude, what's that smell? Look out behind you!	NEW Jeff and Ady action figures with SUPER FLEEING ACTION!!! I WANT TO BE IN A PORNO!!! *flee*

 

A comic that will put the entire war debate to rest. Or not. by jeffisanirish 6-05-03
Damn those Iraqis! Destroying those weapons of mass destruction so we wouldn't find them after we whupped their asses! Wait... wasn't the whole war supposedly based on the "fact" that they DIDN'T destroy the weapons to begin with?	Umm... well... yes! So what are you bitching about? That you can't have moral justification for a war that had no justification to begin with?	Uhhh... shut up, you traitor! So, how much Fox news have you been watching lately?

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