Jeff and Ady become Beatnik poets

Author: jeffisanirish

Date: April 2, 2003

by jeffisanirish
4-02-03
As I look into the dark abyss, the thick fog enshrouds me as I cry... I say to myself, "God, where's my hotdog? Where's MY hotdog?" I then decide to stop questioning the unquestionable...
And turn on the TV to watch VH1. The flock of seagulls are on, and man they had crazy haircuts. I wish that I could be a seagull, to fly far away from a world where the living live and the dead die.
I then change the channel to BET where a Big Tymers video is on. "man," I think to myself, "they are the blingingest bunch of blings this side of bling." And I am correct.