Jeff and Ady: Ady is Dead Part 2

Author: jeffisanirish

Date: April 3, 2003

by jeffisanirish
4-03-03
Jeff consults his wise father.
Dad! Ady is dead! I killed him with a smart bomb from my computer! I don't know what I was thinking!
That's all right son, we all make mistakes. So your little lady is "dead", huh? Because you "bombed" her without thinking of the consequences?
Jesus Dad, I told you this! Ady is not my girlfriend! I didn't have sex with him, I actually bombed him!!! WITH A BOMB, NOT MY COCK!!!
You know son, If you "bomb" a girl, there's always a chance to keep her from "dying" if you get the morning-after pill.
The morning-after pill?
That's right! It'll solve all your problems!