All comics by r2_no_d2

 

by r2_no_d2
3-26-12
Nobody can work ALL the time...
Your move, choir boy...
You know you always lose. Checkmate.
Ya gotta have faith.......Ugh, I can't believe I said that.
Same time next century?

 

by r2_no_d2
3-28-12
Like this is gonna happen...
Welcome to Chik Filet, may I help you?
Yes, I'd like a kale sandwich combo, please.
Um, I'm sorry, what? Would you like a chicken sandwich?
No, kale. The t-shirt that the guy was wearing I saw said eat more kale. This is Kale Filet, right?
What the...?
Grilled, not fried.

 

by r2_no_d2
3-31-12
Honey, what did the doctor say?
He said I should eat more fish, and more greens, like kale, and less red meat.
Soon after, a Chik-Fil-A lawyer arrives...
Doctor Morris, you must cease and desist your eat more fish and kale advice. It's confusing our customers.
Guess what you can do with this clipboard, pal.

 

by r2_no_d2
4-01-12
Where the confusion began...
Master, we have run out of Chick-Fil-A! What shall we do?
Have faith.
OK, But what shall we do?
Fill all of those jars with kale...
Somewhere in Galilee, a lawyer's ears perked up.
Wow! They are now full of chicken sandwiches!!
That was good. Someone should write this down...

 

by r2_no_d2
5-09-12
One day, on the internets...
Let's see what this one's up to.
Bunch of evil-doers. -type type-The Bible says...-type type- Take that! -type type- Whoa, that was horrible.. I'm being persecuted for my faith.
(Luke 14:26,33)
No, you're being persecuted for being an ass. I also said, "Hate your family" and "Forsake all that you own" "or you can't be my disciple," Captain Literal.
Why can't these idiots see I'm right? -type type- Oooh, here's a good one. Haha. Zing! I win! Why do these people hate us so much, anyway?
Ahem. Duuude, have you ever tried just telling them the Good News, and letting me take it from there?
Huh, wah? Who said that? Um, I never thought of that.

 

by r2_no_d2
5-10-12
"We were often led away with the idea that our masters were our gods."
"We were obliged to thank him for the punishment he had been inflicting on us, quoting that Scripture which saith, “Bless the rod, and him that hath appointed it.”
"...my master frequently expressed that all his houses, land, cattle, servants, and every thing which he possessed was his own; not considering that it was the Lord of Hosts,..."

 

by r2_no_d2
5-21-12
Um, funny that you should wear that shirt today.
Um, funny that you should wear that shirt today.
Um, funny that you should wear that shirt today.

 

by r2_no_d2
6-01-12
Harold gets his first Earth assignment, somewhere in the USA...
Wow, so there are hundreds of thousands churches in the USA, and millions of believers?!
That's right, Harold.
He's trying to understand the humans...
And thousands of colleges, with thousands of college graduates every year?
Yes, Harold.
A short time later, Harold requests a transfer...to a planet with intelligent life.
And they've come up with Obama and Romney as the two choices for their next leader! I don't wanna go back.
...Sigh... Not even I can explain that.

 

Jesus narrowly escapes a demotion.
Hey, Jesus, where have you been? All of us around here are really upset lately.
You folks have been trying that earthly kingdom thing for two thousand years now. Thanks, but I'll just keep my throne.
by r2_no_d2, 11-09-12

 

by r2_no_d2
11-16-12
Ow ow ow. I missed my eye! Help me pluck it out, will ya?
What? NO!
I must cut off my hand now. Hold my arm.
What? NO!
I'm really wrestling with this next verse. It's gonna be really hard to apply it literally.
"Rejoice Evermore" ?

 

When bad things happen to good people.
W-what happened? Where am I? How could God let this happen to ME?
His eye was on a sparrow, heh heh. Now shut up and come with me.
by r2_no_d2, 1-31-13

 

Ra-vens! Ra-vens! Raaavens!
You and Dad always root for the same team.
by r2_no_d2, 2-03-13

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