He that Hath Ears to Hear

Author: r2_no_d2

Date: May 9, 2012

by r2_no_d2
5-09-12
One day, on the internets...
Let's see what this one's up to.
Bunch of evil-doers. -type type-The Bible says...-type type- Take that! -type type- Whoa, that was horrible.. I'm being persecuted for my faith.
(Luke 14:26,33)
No, you're being persecuted for being an ass. I also said, "Hate your family" and "Forsake all that you own" "or you can't be my disciple," Captain Literal.
Why can't these idiots see I'm right? -type type- Oooh, here's a good one. Haha. Zing! I win! Why do these people hate us so much, anyway?
Ahem. Duuude, have you ever tried just telling them the Good News, and letting me take it from there?
Huh, wah? Who said that? Um, I never thought of that.