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by slane
8-02-04
"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
What makes Shane's religion different than, say, Wahhabi Islam?
In one, when you die you get 72 virgins. In the other you get 2 bachelor-party stripper/whores from Troy & all your dead wives as sex slaves!
"I didn't want to hurt them, I only wanted to kill them."-David Berkowitz
I'm disappointed to report that the soul I've been assigned to guard has been demoted to fiery HELL!
Mine too. At least we didn't draw the short straw & get the job as ol' 2WH0RE's guardian angel!!!
"The whole point of Christianity is that everyone in the world, from Charles Manson to Mother Teresa, deserves to go to hell."  ~Sean Ningen
So if he really IS some kind of deviant Mormon, he is in fact, a Christian!
Yes, but just barely. His Texas sex-cult believes in a very non-mainstream whacked-out version of Jesus.

 

by slane
8-04-04
"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
Please allow me to introduce myself... I'm the whacked-out Jesus who SHANE believes in!
I'm pro-marijuana-law-reform, my apostles all look like "B0MBER" Bromley, and even though soldiers threw dice for my clothes, I like gambling, especially craps-- and I say more than one wife is OK!!
“Son of man, there were two women, the daughters of one mother. They played the whore in Egypt; they played the whore in their youth.” ----------------------------------------- EZEKIEL 23:3
Mary Magdalen & Mary of Cleophas were B0TH whores, and I double-teamed 'em when they were still jailbait! TW0 WH0RES, BABY!
The stigmata can be a problem: I can't eat skittles or M&Ms, but I can shove a joint in there & smoke thru my hand, which looks cool. I'LL PAINT ANY CAR FOR $99.95!
“She played the whore in the land of Egypt & lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, & whose issue was like that of horses.” ~ EZEKIEL 23:2O
When I'm done "hanging around" I'll take a 3-day weekend in Hell... It will be like a Tough-Man punchout where I bitchslap any demon in 4 rounds or less. Then I rise in GL0RY!
Easter Sunday dinner at Huletts is “Banana-bread stuffed roast pork loin with brandied sun-dried cherries and deviled eggs!” See you in HEAVEN with all the true-born Saints! HAPPY EASTER EVERYB0DY

 

by slane
8-04-04
"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
Next up for your entertainment, two Whitehall gals sing a Holiday song about anal sex, then tell some off-color jokes! Enjoy!
I'm bustin' her keister at Easter! I'm reamin' her white bunny-tail! I'm breakin' her ass like a candy-egg shell! I'm splittin' her hams while she's screamin' like hell!
I'm a hog rootin' round in her Hershey's! I'm covered in chocolatey cream! 0h! I'm bustin' her keister at Easter! I'm reamin' her white bunny-tail!
Why does Shane claim Easter is like Anal Sex?
It comes once a year, afterwards is a big mess, & he gets (as the Cubans say) "mucho jamon para mis dos huevos" much ham for his two eggs!

 

by slane
8-20-04
"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
0ur pal "Sharp 'n Queer" had to smuggle Shane's wedding ring to Iraq like a drug mule carrying condoms of cocaine!
Lucky he wasn't subjected to any humiliating body-cavity searches.
"Upon his bloody finger he doth wear a precious ring." ----------------------------------- SHAKESPEARE, 'Titus Andronicus'
I'd like to give Shanes's sis Melissa the old rubber-glove treatment. I'd spelunk around that hole & come out wet & dirty.
There you go again... Are you some kind of space alien?
"THE PRECIOUSSSS!" --Gollum
No. I am a robot built by the peaceful Green Sea Monkeys to sexually stimulate members of the Whitehall-Donaldson DNA subgroup.
Then you better get your rusty metal ass to Rhode Island, baby. Melissa's goin' hog-wild down there.

 

by slane
8-23-04
"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
By knot of one, the spell's begun... By knot of 2, I make it true!
By knot of three, so mote it be... By knot of four, the open door!
"I been all around this world, enchanting & encunting. I ate rats & garbage to survive. And I been caught blunting." ---Zombie Kennedy
By knot of five, the spell's alive. By the knot of six, this spell is fixed.
By the spell of seven: sea, land & heaven!
By the knot of eight, the STR0KE of FATE.
By knot nine, the world is mine...

 

by slane
8-24-04
"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
I've got all 8 Planet of the Apes movies on DVD, my ape mask & string bikini. Are you ready for our Ape Night party?
My favorite one is #2... Beneath the Planet 0f the Apes: it has that scene where they say "we reveal our true selves" & strip off their robes. LET'S D0 IT!
"YOU MANIACS. YOU BLEW IT UP. DAMN YOU. GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL." ~ Taylor, 'Planet of the Apes'
We're completely hairless because Shane loves stuffin' a buff muffin.
He must not give a shit about tit: my red breasts are small as week-old skeeter bites...
"Another Armenia, Belgium ... the weak innocents who always seem to be located on a natural invasion route." ~ STAR TREK's James T. Kirk, 'Errand of Mercy', stardate 3198.4
We have completely annihilated the Green Sea Monkey people. They didn't even defend themselves.
Now their empty ocean world is ripe for repopulation with Donaldson-larvae.

 

by slane
8-30-04
"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
I'm going to the big protest rally in NYC today. I'm gonna run bottomless thru the streets wearing a tank-top that says "My Bush Would Make a Better President."
I'm going too, as part of a topless street-theater dance group, who are primarily southeast-Asian sex workers. 0ur show is called "At least I got to see Cambodia."
When the FoxNews cameras come by, I'll frig my little twat on the steps of Madison Square Garden while shouting "Give Bush the Finger!"
0ur play climaxes with a 2-girl naked lesbian act where one little Thai babe eats an ice-cream sundae out of a skinny Laotian girl's shaved puss, while we all sing "My Cherry for John F. Kerry."
That would get Shane's vote. What do you do for an encore?
Any soldier in uniform (or anybody with $2O) gets to step up & rub one out on the ladies' faces while we play G0D BLESS AMERICA and a banner drops saying "Mission Accomplished."

 

by slane
8-31-04
"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
I take back what I said: that Devin was the ugliest of the Mahar girls. I just saw Blair & she's really let herself go. Her rear-end should read: WIDE L0AD!
Yeah its like she packed two phat loaves of Freihofers wheat bread down the back of each of her pant-legs.
"Mind if I smoke while you're eating?" --------------Helen (Dolly Sharp) in DEEP THR0AT by Gerard Damiano
I was going to say two boxes of Freihofers chocolate-chip cookies. I've SEEN those thighs.
Try to keep your eyes up, Monkey General. With all of God's great creation you're watching WHAT?!
"If I had ten divisions of those men, our troubles here would be over very quickly." ----------Kurtz (Marlon Brando) in AP0CALYPSE N0W by John Milius & Francis Ford Coppola
Between Nikki bangin' a regiment & Blair's BAD new look, Devin's the H0TTEST of the 3!
Would you at least admit: she has the worst tattoo?

 

by slane
9-01-04
"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
Which tattoo are you talking about? Devin got the little ugly hip-tat she had when she was dating Shane covered up with a bigger, blacker ink-splotch.
Ironically, now that Shane's eyesight is going, it makes for a larger and easier-to-hit splooge-target.
"These fig-leaves have slime upon them, such as the aspic leaves upon the caves of Nile." -Wm. Shakespeare ANT0NY AND CLE0PATRA [Act 5,sc.ii]
OK. You win. 0f the Mahar sisters, Devin has the worst tattoo. Unless her pop Donny has marked-up any of the little infant children he had by Deniele Donnelly.
He'd ink those babies like the Sunday Funnies if he thought they'd earn him one meal-ticket!
"...the blind cave of eternal night." --Wm. Shakespeare, RICHARD III [5.iii]
But talk about bad tattoos: what is that Chinese poop-scratch that 0l' "Sharp 'n Queer" has all over his forearms?
It's an order of one double portion of pork egg-fu-yung and one beer, with instructions to put it on "Honorable 2-WH0RE'S" tab. So when he passes out he's already ordered breakfast.

 

by slane
9-08-04
"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
Jenna Jameson is just the latest in a line of moviestar hotties w/ double initials: Marilyn Monroe, Brigitte Bardot, Doris Day...
My favorite is Linda Lovelace, star of 1972's porn masterpiece DEEP THR0AT! She's my idol when it comes to giving head.
"...stuff I thy throat..." ~ Shakespeare, KING RICHARD THE SEC0ND [Act1Sc1]
There's a weird connection between her & old "2-WH0RES." Back in the 7O's there was a porno Drive-In outside Whitehall...
The way I heard it is that a young, sex-crazed Jim & Mary Donaldson were grindin' one out in the car while Linda slurped her way to stardom on the big screen!
"With an outstretch'd throat I'll tell the world aloud what man thou art." -------------------------------------Shakespeare, MEASURE F0R MEASURE [Act2Sc4]
Nine months later baby "2-WH0RES" was born. He was like a byproduct of that movie...
Lotsa guys were... Guys like Ed Sheehy & Pat Ripley & Justin "Sharp 'n Queer."

 

by slane
9-09-04
"2-WH0RES" === by === A. K. BIGGS
How now? One of our finely crafted shape-shifting robo-whores has worm-holed into our vaporous afterlife in the celestial sky-world. What news do you bring of your travels?
We were unsuccessful in attempting to gain access to earth-man "2-WH0RES" Donaldson. We were sent to his home village, but he had been removed to Iraq.
"...lecherous as a monkey & the whores called him a mandrake..." -------- Shakespeare, 2 HENRY VI [Act3Sc2]
Did you at least get to have lesbian intercourse with his hot sister Melissa? We all know she is recently divorced & H0T T0 TR0T.
Almost. I talked her into sucking liquor shots off my neck & navel but no genital contact. Help me get to Quonochontaug, Rhode Island to give it one more dykey try!
"Lest myself be guilty to self-wrong, I'll stop mine ears against the mermaid's song." ---------Shakespeare, THE C0MEDY 0F ERR0RS [Act 3 Sc 2]
0.K. but if this is going to work, we need to lube your sex-chassis. Bend over & I'll shoot greasy green monkey-spunk in your beef-lipped L0WER H0LE.
It hasn't got the proper pumping-out that it needed in so long, I'm embarrassed to admit: its full of rusty crust.

 

by slane
9-10-04
"2-WH0RES" .:. by .:. A. K. BIGGS
All the monkeys are gone but the boys we were promised never showed up. We wait with blood-engorged love-slots for the strapping Whitehall lads we were built to service.
"It ain't what a man don't know that makes him a fool; it's the things he does know, that ain't so." Josh Billings
You know this poem? "A horny old soldier named Shane'd/ Jerk'd off so much his wrist got sprain'd/ So he got in his car/ Pack'd some worms in jar...
"Fuck'd the worm-jar and never complain'd!" That's my favorite limerick! 0ld 2-WH0RES literally L0VES his worms!
"One must have a chaos inside one's self to give birth to a dancing star. " ~ NIETZSCHE, 'Thus Spake Zarathustra'
Sailors call it a "Bait 'n Tackle." The earth-worms provide some slithery sexlike stimulation, and his protein load keeps them dirt-eaters well-fed.

 

by slane
9-16-04
"2-WH0RES" .:. .:. by .:. .:. A. K. BIGGS
...the moving finger writes, and then moves on...
Touch his hand & tell me where his soul is.
He is in VALHALLA.
"Grab the gas, Grab the rags, Molotov Cocktails in our hands ... Religious war's no reason why all these soldiers sent to die" ~ ENDLESS STRUGGLE, .........................'Let's Start A Riot'
Best 2 outta 3?!
Bring it on Yankee MotherFucker!

 

by slane
12-01-04
"2-WH0RES" .:. by .:. A. K. BIGGS
I think Devin Mahar is the Pam Anderson of Whitehall. She has no talent, she's flaky, people think she's hot but she's really scary, and she's slept with EVERY0NE.
I got you, babe. Does that make Newy Raymond the Tommy Lee of Whitehall?
"Don't call me babe!" –Pamela Anderson, in the movie BARB WIRE
Yes! He's skinny, he's got the little beard, chicks dig him, and he's the idiot she chose to breed with.
How would old "2-WH0RES" fit into this scenario? Is he Dean "Superman" Cain? Bret Michaels of P0IS0N? Kid Rock?
"Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things." ––––––––Pamela Anderson
He got her when she was young and naïve. That makes him the Scott Baio of Whitehall.
DEVIN L0VES CHACHI!

 

by slane
12-02-04
"2-WH0RES" .:. by .:. A. K. BIGGS
I just saw that new 0liver Stone movie ALEXANDER. What a bucket of garbage! There were only two good things in that movie. 0ne was Rosario Dawson's left breast...
The other was Rosario Dawson's RIGHT breast. It was no 'Gone With The Wind,' but was the film in any way similar to the story of ol' "2-WH0RES" Donaldson?
0ld Alexander the Great went off to war in the Middle-East, fighting alongside his best friend Hephaistion, played in the movie by Jared Leto, who in real life is dating Scarlett Johansson.
SHE'S H0T! But Hephaistion & Alexander were rump-rangers. What are you insinuating about Shane & fellow soldier Justin "Sharp 'n Queer?"
"In the end, all that matters is what you've done." ––Colin Farrell, as the title character in the film 'Alexander'
Alexander's wife Roxane tried to slit his throat when she learned he was a butt-pirate. How many times you think Alison tried to kill Shane?
Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a damn.

 

by slane
12-14-04
"2-WH0RES" .:. by .:. A. K. BIGGS
I'm afraid young Shane Donaldson has been naughty again this year. But he has served his country in wartime. Is there a suitable present for the lad?
Yes, Santa. It's just what he and his fellow specialist "Sharp 'n Queer" have been dreaming of.
"Too many doughnuts." –G. W. Bush, explaining his recent weight gain.
Lesbian porno DVDs?
Yup. All the girls are skinny, clean-shaven hotties enthusiatically envaginating dildoes with their throats, cunts, & anuses.
MERRY CHRISTMAS! This package is for old "2-WH0RES."
You're late. Alison & the kids are already in front of the TV. I'll pop the discs in the player.

 

by slane
12-16-04
"2-WH0RES" .:. by .:. A. K. BIGGS
Rudolph, the elves are singing their disgusting song about Shane's bowel problem again.
The one that goes to the tune of "Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town?" Got to admit, its catchy, Dasher.
"Mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus?" ––––––––––––––––––CHEECH & CH0NG
He's makin' a stink, breakin' wind twice, old "2-WH0RES" crappin' out Puerto Rican rice...
Now his camo pants are mainly brown.
"I am a poor man, but I would gladly give ten shillings to find out who sent me the insulting Christmas card I received this morning." ~G. Grossmith
Wanna smoke some of Santa's green weed?
'Til my eyes are as red as your nose.

 

by slane
12-22-04
"2-WH0RES" .:. by .:. A. K. BIGGS
Chastity, I wonder: how is it that stockings came to be associated with Christmas?
Good question. According to legend, about 17OO years ago, there was once an old widower who couldn't afford dowries to marry off his daughters...
Without that dowry-money, his two girls would have had to turn to prostitution to earn a living.
Right! But on Xmas Eve, Saint Nicholas threw bags of gold down the chimney. The gold fell into some stockings that were hung to dry by the fire. The gals were saved & a tradition began.
"You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause." ––––––CHIC0 MARX
Imagine if the local bishop had been that lecherous whore-hound Shane Donaldson instead of kindly Saint Nicholas... There would be no Santa Claus, just 0ld "2-WH0RES."
But that's how it is anyway.

 

by slane
9-12-05
"2-WH0RES" .:. by .:. A. K. BIGGS
I saw that so-called American Al-Qaeda guy with the rag on his face, on TV claiming they'd destroy L.A... he looked kinda like ol' "2-WH0RES"
With all the acid, bad weed, & who knows what other drugs he's used, he probably snapped like Kurtz in AP0CALYPSE N0W & went native like a crazy Whitehall-grown 0SAMA binWH0REN!
Two Brachiosauruses (named Shane & Pat) are double-fuckin' a little Stegosaur whore (named Devin) front 'n back. She looks up at Pat & says: "You got some–
– 'Shane' on you!" That really happened. I knew that Stegosaurus... I wonder who she's wearing now.

 

by slane
1-06-06
"2-WH0RES" .:. BY .:. A. K. BIGGS
I just saw that movie 'FUN w/ DICK & JANE' starring Jim Carrey & Tea Leoni. It was a remake of a 1977 comedy w/ George Segal & Jane Fonda. Not as good as the original.
It would be funnier if it had starred Whitehall's own "0ld 2-WH0RES" D0NALDS0N. Then I guess they'd have to call it 'FUN w/ ALIS0N & SHANE.'
That's what they'd call the modern-day PG-13 REMAKE. The original would be a raunchy P0RKY'S-style sex comedy called 'Fun w/ Devin & Shane.' Lots of bodily fluids, exposed tits & fart jokes.
To tell the REAL story it would have to be an explicit NC-17 or a Triple-X porno flick. What would THAT film be titled?
"You are what you were." – Hank Garcia, in 'Fun w/ Dick & Jane' (1977)
"DEVIN'S FUNBAGS STAIN?'
"FUN w/out ANAL"

 

by slane
5-09-06
"2-WH0RES" .:. by .:. A. K. BIGGS
Here in China, the Internet is censored. You won't be able to read about old "2-WH0RES" on any computer.
I thought they only censored porn, Taiwan & Tibetan independence sites, and some odd religions like Falun Gong.
Shane falls into all 4 categories. He leads his own sex cult. He's an amateur pornstar. He's the reincarnation of a Tibetan lama, and he's pals w/ 0l' "Sharp'n Queer."
So old J.C. "Sharp'n Queer" is somehow linked to an independent Taiwan?
"The trouble with China is, there are too many chinks here."~L.Ron Hubbard
Yeah. His tattoo says 'FREE TAIWAN' in Chinese characters... Doesn't it?
I thought it said: "Me Chinese. Me Play Joke. Me Put Pee-Pee in Your C0KE."

 

by slane
11-16-06
"2-WH0RES" .:. by .:. A. K. BIGGS
Here in China they EAT dogs like us. So all our lives we've trained & learned stunts & acrobatics in hope of joining the National Circus of Taiwan.
DUDE! You did N0T just say the T-Word
That theater over there is offering free all-u-can-eat bar-b-q dogmeat!
The Chinese version of Wikipedia is CRAP! I looked up "Yeti" & it said "A tall white furry bipedal humanoid thought to be native to the mountains of [CENS0RED]"
Fried dog and hot Szechwan sluts shaved, oiled and dancing. You know who'd love it here? That old Chinese chode chomper TW0-WH0RES!
Shut up Biatch! You did N0T just say the T-W0RD!!!

 

by slane
11-28-06
"2-WH0RES" -by- A. K. BIGGS presents K000KY KAVERS' KRAAAZY KOMIXXX
I'm scared! This Cuban cave is full of blood-sucking Vampire Bats!
I think one of them just bit me! It's the worst thing to happen to me since I had sex with 0l' "2-WH0RES" D0NALDS0N on THANKSGIVING!
"The REV0LUTION was the work of climbers and cavers." ~ FIDEL CASTR0
You look queasy after feeding on that Whitehall girl.
I don't mind all the blood-borne STDs; but I CAN'T STAND the generic C.V.S. antibiotics! They taste like... Burning!
“And if they could talk to one another, don’t you think they’d suppose that the names they used applied to the things they see passing before them?” -PLAT0
I let him 'Bareback' my 0THER brown eye: not the one that winks, the one that stinks.
SANTA CLAUS HAS GOT THE AIDS THIS YEAR

 

by slane
1-19-07
"2-WH0RES" .:. by .:. A. K. BIGGS
Contruction begins on the G.W. Bush Library in Texas.
0! How the blood will flow when that temple of evil is consecrated to the perverse worhip of our Red Crescent Sun!
"If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent Texas and live in Hell." ~ Major General Philip Henry Sheridan (1831 - 1888)
Gen. Sheridan, now would be a good time to SELL Texas. Looks like it might not exist much longer.
One more South Padre Island spring-break, 0K? 2 Girls + Tequila = "2-WH0RES!"
"They were all in love with dyin'... They were doin' it in Texas" -Butthole Surfers
Blood will flow as if Texas was Terry Symmes' mouth the night Nikia smashed her choppers out w/ a beer-bottle.
I thought Terry broke her teeth on Shane's penis...

 

by slane
2-22-07
"2-WH0RES" .:..:. by .:.:. A. K. BIGGS
Shane's paintings are in very poor taste... 0h, I forgot to mention last night I screened the new porn DVD "JENNA L0VES JUSTIN."
Has Jenna been reduced to costarring w/ ol' "Sharp'n Queer?" How humiliating!
"No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness." ----------------------------Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
Different Justin. But if you think taking loads to the face is humiliating, then Jenna wears her humiliation well... Eat it or wear it, as they say.
I'd rather wear it than eat it, especially if the baby-gravy comes from a java-junkie like "2-WH0RES."
"Tell thy wives and thy daughters and the women of the believers to draw their cloaks close round them."-QURAN
He sucks down so many of those 69¢ MickeyD's coffees his mud-wad must look & taste like dirty spackle.
Lick some of his so-called 'art' on the wall over there & judge for yourself...

 

by slane
3-01-07
"2-WH0RES" .:.:. ßÿ .:.:. A. K. BIGGS
0ur friend ol' "Sharp'n Queer" loves the porno... What would you say is his favorite X-rated film with an 'I DREAM 0F JEANNIE' theme?
That's easy: 'I DREAM 0F JENNA.'
"You can make a man eat shredded cardboard, if you play the right tricks." –––Jeannie's Evil Sister (Barbara Eden)
Same question, but this time about ol' "2-WH0RES."
He spanks it to a shaky self-made sex tape of him & Alison (wearing a Jeannie costume rented from Fabians) shot in green night-vision Paris Hilton style.
"Here's to our wives and sweethearts – may they never meet." –– Col. H0GAN (B0B CRANE) in "H0GAN'S HER0ES"
Same question, this time about ol' BUMP E. G0RD0N.
Thanks to some clandestine connections in law enforcement, he's got an original 8mm loop of Barbara Eden blowing Bob Crane!

 

by slane
3-14-07
"2-WH0RES" .:. .:. ߥ .:. .:. A. K. BIGGS
The first draft of my comprehensive biography of 0l' Shane "TW0-WH0RES" Donaldson is finally complete. Whatever you need to know is in there.
What does your book reveal regarding Shane's opinion of BLACK W0MEN?
"Beauteous niggard..." ––––––––––––– –––––––––Wm. Shakespeare, S0NNET 4
This stack here includes a lengthy chapter in which young Shane milks the lizard to a LIFE magazine photo of Shirley Chisholm, ruining his bath-room rug w/ a crusty mystery gel.
SURELY JISM?
“Now as to the Negroes; I entirely agree with you that as a race and in the mass they are altogether inferior to whites.” –––––President THE0D0RE R00SEVELT
You've read my work?
0nly as far as the chapter entitled: A C00N'S A BAB00N THAT CAN CARRY A TUNE.

 

by slane
4-10-07
"2-WH0RES" .:. bÿ .:. Z0MBIE CASTR0
0n MSNBC today, Don Imus called the Rutgers Lady Knights "nappy-headed H0s." How does Shane regard those fine young female athletes?
If he woke up sandwiched between their sweaty P0WER F0RWARD and their tattooed SH00TING GUARD, he'd think he died & went to Heaven!
"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library." -J. L. B0RGES
My Heavens! What a big sword you have!
Lift my milk-white angel kilt and KNEEL BEF0RE Z0D! It's SW0RD-SWALLOWIN' time!
"These young ladies before you are... prodigies.'' ———C. Vivian Stringer
CAN'T... BREATHE... feel like... I'm choking to death... but I'm already as dead as Rutgers' hoop dreams... Shane's nanocock never presented THIS problem... [slobber]
Nice ballhandling... You dribble well... You'd make an excellent P0INT GUARD.

 

by slane
1-30-08
"2-WHORES" .:. by .:. Z0MBIE CASTR0
Shane offered to pay me for sex. I told him I'd do it for 5O bucks but he claimed he only had $49. I wanted full price so I told him to go fuck himself.
I needed money so I took the forty-nine dollars.
"I hated the gooks. I will hate them as long as I live." ~ Sen. J0HN McCAIN
Well, son... After many years of avoiding the truth, today you finally met your biological father: ol' "2-WH0RES." How'd that go?
I admitted I was disappointed to find out I was one of the Whitehall Donaldsons.
"He who can lead you to believe an absurdity, can lead you to commit an atrocity." ~ V0LTAIRE (1694 – 1778)
What'd he say to that?
He said, "Consider yourself lucky. IF I HAD AN0THER D0LLAR, Y0U'D BE A NIGGER!"

 

by slane
5-15-08
"2WH0RES" .:. by .:. Z0MBIE CASTR0
Here in the watery abyss of far Tartaris, blind cave fish feast upon the sinful flesh of Shane "2-WH0RES" Donaldson in perpetuity.
His body is efficiently transubstantiated into fish waste & fed to John Wilkes Booth for his heinous crime of unrepentently killing Lincoln.
"When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except Negroes, and Foreigners, and Catholics.'" ———ABRAHAM LINC0LN
Here in the deepest part of the abyss no light can reach at all. Here ol' "2-WH0RES" is really "Under Pressure."
Every soul in this entire layer of Hell is a Shane Donaldson. How is that possibile? Hell times infinity??!!
"It is your mind that creates this world." ~Buddha (c.563 - c.483 BC)
His lusts have doomed countless worlds created by deathless evil gods to perish in eternal agony....
All men are created equal, but their lives aren’t equal, are they?

 

by slane
6-27-08
"2—WH0RES" .:. by .:. Z0MBIE CASTR0
Now that Fundamentalist Mormon kingpin Warren Jeffs is in jail, a couple of his wives have been reassigned to our ol' pal 2-WH0RES!
I saw some of those Fundy-Mormon brood-mares at the trial in Texas when they had their kids stolen. Not exactly C0SM0 covergirls, if you know what I mean.
"Woe unto them... that 'give suck' in those days!" ———MATTHEW 24:19
He's got 2 of 'em in that walk-in freezer over there, ugly kissers pressed face-2-face around his Penile Unit right now.
Shane never had any luck w/ PRETTY girls but the zitty homely type choke down his spunk giblets like starving Pilgrim wenches on the First "SPANKSGIVING"
"All those who believed in those traditions should be put to death."—— ------THE B00K 0F M0RM0N [3 Nephi 1:9]
I can see them! He's got his greasy fingers in their braided top-knots like Bizarro-Batman masturbating w/ HELLB0Y hands.
2 fives beat a ten!

 

by slane
8-08-08
"2-WH0RES" =by= Z0MBIE KENNEDY
Reincarnated war heroes in VALHALLA we fight all day then die to be reborn to fight & feast & fuck Valkyrie whores!
Take your best shot at my chest, Yankee! I AM IMM0RTAL!
********************BANG!*********************
"The L0RD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart." ————————DEUTER0N0MY 28:28
Where's the party?

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