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by victorino
7-02-07
This Zen Buddhist walks up to a hotdog vender and says
"Make me one with everything."
He gives the vendor a five and takes his hotdog.
He says "Hey, what about my change?"
The vendor says
"Change comes from within."

 

by victorino
7-02-07
I'm in line behind this woman at the store the other day.
She's got some yogurt, two bananas, and some Budget Gourmet TV dinners
I said to her "Hmm. I bet you're single."
She said "Yes, I am, how could you tell?"
"Was it all my single serving food?" She asked.
"No," I said. "It's because you're ugly."

 

by victorino
7-02-07
What's brown, round, lays on the ground, and has wheels?
I don't know. What's brown, round, lays on the ground, and has wheels?
A turd. I lied about the wheels.

 

by victorino
7-02-07
You know the worst thing about having sex with a donkey?
No, what's the worst thing about having sex with a donkey?
You have to get down off the stump and walk all the way around just to kiss her.

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