Change by victorino7-02-07 This Zen Buddhist walks up to a hotdog vender and says "Make me one with everything." He gives the vendor a five and takes his hotdog. He says "Hey, what about my change?" The vendor says "Change comes from within."
Single? by victorino7-02-07 I'm in line behind this woman at the store the other day. She's got some yogurt, two bananas, and some Budget Gourmet TV dinners I said to her "Hmm. I bet you're single." She said "Yes, I am, how could you tell?" "Was it all my single serving food?" She asked. "No," I said. "It's because you're ugly."
Wheels by victorino7-02-07 What's brown, round, lays on the ground, and has wheels? I don't know. What's brown, round, lays on the ground, and has wheels? A turd. I lied about the wheels.
The worst thing . . . by victorino7-02-07 You know the worst thing about having sex with a donkey? No, what's the worst thing about having sex with a donkey? You have to get down off the stump and walk all the way around just to kiss her.