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| I'm in line behind this woman at the store the other day. | |
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| She's got some yogurt, two bananas, and some Budget Gourmet TV dinners | |
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| I said to her "Hmm. I bet you're single." | |
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| She said "Yes, I am, how could you tell?" | |
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| "Was it all my single serving food?" She asked. | |
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| "No," I said. "It's because you're ugly." | |
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