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So what the hell is all this?
Nothing funny.
by brycekain, 7-01-16

 

EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
No.
by brycekain, 7-05-16

 

by brycekain
7-10-16
Seriously, I worry about this dude.
He's just being a pussy.
How could you say those kinds of things? You're his MOM!
How COULD she say those kinds of things? Tune in next week...
Really?
No.

 

by brycekain
7-16-16
I'm sorry, sir, but we can't do that here at Tech Support.
Is everything ok?
This guy is complaining about something regarding comic strips or something. I keep telling him we're a Masturbation Hotline but he won't listen.
Did you tell him to go fuck himself?
I know the company motto, boss, but every time I say that to him he giggles and shits himself.
Is his name Brice Crane per chance?

 

by brycekain
7-19-16
Why?
Shut up.
Why?
Because.
Why?
Shut up.

 

by brycekain
7-21-16
So you think we're going bankrupt again?
Afraid so.
Why does this keep happening?
It's just how he manages his businesses. He bullshits, he fails, his dad bails him out, and he starts over.
Are we talking about Trump or Bush Jr?
Have you ever seen them in the same photograph together?

 

by brycekain
7-28-16
Where have you been??
Writing a song with my son.
Doesn't he have autism?
How is that relevant?
Don't you have autism?
Don't be a dick. Now I'm off to see the Towel of Doom. No more questions.

 

by brycekain
7-28-16
No you don't.
Do I?
Do I what?
I don't know, do you?
You're a fucking ASP-hole.
Exactly.

 

by brycekain
7-30-16
You've changed, man.
No I haven't.
Then what's the deal?
I'm not holding back.
You've changed.
Your mom's Depends maybe.

 

by brycekain
8-07-16
Nice ass.
Thanks. I try to work out.
How much for the mule, too?

 

by brycekain
8-11-16
Merry Christmas!
But it's frickin' August!
Keep drinking.
What did you put in this stuff?
Pudding.

 

by brycekain
8-13-16
Nice ass.
Yeah, Kevin Smith really knows how to put together an office donkey show.

 

by brycekain
8-18-16
Ha-HA! I GOT IT! You're making comics nobody will read!
No, we're hiding from a white guy on bath salts, but thank you for playing.

 

by brycekain
8-21-16
Show us your tits!
Hey, where the hell are we anyway?
Brazil.
What's that tingly feeling?
Anal Zika.

 

by brycekain
8-21-16
Ok, now do it again.
Now this time with FEELING!

 

by brycekain
8-21-16
Disco Brainiac, why are people going to vote for Trump?
Because they're not me.
What? Into disco? Or a brainiac?
Look, son, I'd love to chat, but can't you see I'm busy trying to stay alive?

 

by brycekain
8-21-16
and 3 assholes that belong on Goatse

 

by brycekain
8-21-16
What to do...?
You actually gained a follower.
I know, right? WTF??

 

by brycekain
8-21-16
So you quit, huh?
Yup.
:(
You think I'm reading this right now?
You better be, you fucking prick.
Roadhouse.

 

Come on... any day now...
by brycekain, 8-22-16

 

by brycekain
8-22-16
5 dollars please.
Asparagus for lunch?

 

by brycekain
8-22-16
And now my hemorrhoid would like to say a few words...
Thank you.

 

by brycekain
8-22-16
Why did you quit?
It's a long story, but basically...
Actually, it doesn't matter why you quit. We would love to see you come back.
Fag.

 

by brycekain
8-22-16
Would bacon bring you back?
Nope.
Pussy?
Nope.
Paris Hilton's pussy?
I'm still not reading your comics.

 

by brycekain
8-22-16
Oh shoot, my boobies itch.
He found the G-Spot, too!

 

by brycekain
8-22-16
AAHH!!!
AAHH!!!
AAHH!!!
AAHH!!!
WHY ARE WE YELLING??
I LOOK LIKE A BALLSACK!

 

by brycekain
8-22-16
Before we begin, we need to address the elephant in the room.
Did he just call me fat?
Kick his ass, sea bass!

 

by brycekain
8-22-16
Search and......
Don't say it...
DON'T SAY IT....
Sikh and destrooooy....!
Oh gawd, I don't know this cartoonist.

 

by brycekain
8-23-16
It says here that black lives matter.
Blue lives matter.
But don't all lives matter?
Are you black?
No....?
Then I don't give a shit.

 

by brycekain
8-25-16
You're a god damned, no good, stinking, penny-pinching, 3rd-nipple-sucking...
...aids infected dildo with zika riding on top like a cotton pony while drinking a Zima!!
Now will you come back?
As Ragu's lawyer, I have advised him to finish masturbating before answering anymore questions.

 

by brycekain
8-25-16
I don't know if I can go in there and face her.
*TWEET!*
What? She's on her period.

 

by brycekain
8-26-16
Several months ago I snapped inside. I dunnow what it was, but suddenly I wasn't funny anymore. I couldn't come up with humor in any way.
So I kept writing jokes, regardless of whether they were funny or not. I am still in my dry spell, but I'm actively trying to work through my inner bullshit.
That was beautiful, man. People almost gave a shit that time.

 

by brycekain
8-26-16
"Must write something funny..."
"Must write something funny..."
PTSD is a bitch!
"Fuck."
That's not funny!
(insert herpes joke here)

 

How do I look?
Like Vincent Price jizzed on Rorschach.
by brycekain, 8-26-16

 

by brycekain
8-26-16
What? I'm killin' ova' heeyah!

 

by brycekain
8-26-16
I think we're lost.
Nah, we're at Old Unfaithful.
You mean that tree that looks like....
Bill Clinton, yes.

 

by brycekain
8-26-16
What's going on?
PTSD.
But this doesn't make any sense.
Nothing makes sense with PTSD.

 

by brycekain
8-26-16
To strip...
...or not to strip...
*PFFT*

 

by brycekain
8-26-16
Congratulations! You're pregnant with twins!
Uh... I'm here for an eye exam.
Congratulations! You get a coupon for one free abortion!

 

by brycekain
8-26-16
Stuck on an island with the hottest girl in the world!
Sorry, pal. I'm a lesbian.
AND SHE LIKES FISH TACOS!

 

by brycekain
8-26-16
...and after that I retired. Now I mostly like to play bingo over at the local church. What do you do?
Skin rabbits and jack off wit' tha hides, chop wood fer dildos, shoot cougars in the pussy then turn them into man-dolls and sodomize their dead corpses...
Are you one of them Mountain Men?
Why does everyone keep asking me that?

 

by brycekain
9-02-16
Alas, poor Yorick... I knew him, Horatio...
...was this before or after you ate his penis on a hot dog bun?
His bologna had a first name... and it's forever etched into my heart...

 

by brycekain
9-02-16
Ugn!
Fuck!
What?
Blue balls. :(

 

by brycekain
9-04-16
Are we back to this joke again?
Goatse.
See? Now that cat hater is going to complain about joke stealing.

 

by brycekain
9-04-16
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me....
Wait, WTF?
Hey, I'm just glad to be out of your ex-wife's vagina.

 

by brycekain
9-04-16
So you're sure about this? My air dick will be huge after this?
It's Donald Trump approved!
Hey, no refunds!

 

What's that smell?
Trump Rally.
by brycekain, 9-04-16

 

by brycekain
9-04-16
Hey, Ragu, let's start a band.
What kind of band?
It'll be a cross between hip hop and metal. We can talk about how shitty life is and then at the height of our career, we'll just say FUCK IT and burn everything to the ground.
What'll we call it?
Rage Quit Against the Machine.

 

by brycekain
9-04-16
Well, welcome to Purgatory.
Groovy.
Any questions?
You get Fox News?
You fucking kidding? Why do you think you're here??

 

by brycekain
9-04-16
Ah, glad you're here. About the test results...
Hold on a second. I don't even know why I'm in this COMIC STRIP, let alone why I'm here.
Good point. Wanna go fuck?
Does blood make good lube?

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