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by brycekain
3-13-18
Behold. The native sweatshop worker in all her glory.
HOO DA FUK AR YU!
Watch as our intrepid explorer tries to sell the sweatshop worker heroin for knock off Nike shoes.
HOO DAY WIT CAMRA IN BOOSHES!
Sympathetic to her daily struggle to make ends meet, our heroic adventurer decides to put her out of her misery.
THAT'S YOUTH IN ASIA FOR YOU!

 

by brycekain
3-13-18
Cheer up, big guy, and look on the bright side. Everyone clogs a toilet sometime in their life.
But that was my last kitten.

 

by brycekain
3-13-18
Jerry, I'm not going to tell you again. Unless you have some sort of incurable disease, you WILL be here Monday morning!
Are you serious?
I'm sorry, sir. I don't know how to tell you this, but you have the Human Immunodeficiency Virus.
JACKPOT!

 

by brycekain
3-16-18
Look, I'm really sorry about how everyone's been treating you lately. Would you like to come play horse shoes or something?
WHAT THE FUCK?!?
I don't play the same games you play.

 

by brycekain
3-17-18
Yup, he said that every one of you has to put your penis in the electrical socket so that he can communicate with you telepathically.
Well ok...
I guess Trump supporters WILL believe anything you tell 'em.

 

by brycekain
3-17-18
Hey, brother, I heard you died for our sins a couple of days ago.
Eh, it was nothing.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't "died for your sins" mean you STAY dead? You just gave up, like what? A weekend?
oooooh... look at meeee.... I'm Jeeeesus... I gave up a SUPER Bowl for all of huMANity.....
I can't believe I missed Cupcake Wars for this bullshit.

 

by brycekain
3-17-18
Who the fuck are you supposed to be?
Captain Fleshlights.

 

by brycekain
3-17-18
Are you sure this is going to work? I can't feel anything from the waist down, ya know?
Just relax, hon, and let Rhonda do all the work.
I don't know. I just don't... wait... wait I feel something... yes, I think I can feel it...
♫ CUMMMMMING IN YOUR HAIR TONIGHT ♫

 

by brycekain
3-19-18
Hey what's that guy's name you were talking to earlier?
He's some guy from the mail room. Old pervert kept trying to give me his number yesterday and he wouldn't stop talkin' about taking me home.
So I threw him against a wall in the break room and fist fucked his asshole until he shat all over the coffee maker.
Jesus Christ, Susan! I just wanted his NAME!!
The fuck do I care?

 

by brycekain
3-21-18
Hmmmmm..... I have food, money, and medical supplies that could help this poor village. I could give them to the people and help ease their suffering for months to come...
...or.....
I'm Sally Struthers...
When the hell did they get a Sea World in Africa?

 

by brycekain
3-24-18
That one.
I had sex with that one.
OH GOD! OH YEAH! IT'S SO ROUGH!
Only you would titty fuck an AIDS quilt.

 

by brycekain
3-24-18
Pull my finger.
WEEEEEE!!!!
R.I.P. Capt. Kangaroo

 

by brycekain
4-01-18
You rang, oh mighty guru?
SIT ON IT!
Ok, oh wise one, I am now sitting on the toilet. Now what?
Now close your eyes and put your mouth near that hole in the side.
EEEEHHHH.....

 

by brycekain
4-01-18
Here we catch a glimpse of this majestic creature in it's natural habitat: the Strip Creator Rural Valley.
Notice how the male of the species fondles his genitals and spills his seed upon the ground. It is speculated by many biologists to be a mating ritual.
When the male climaxes, he then calmly utters a sound to fend off any of the more conservative members of their species.
Groovy.

 

by brycekain
4-02-18
Meanwhile in Madonna's vagina...
Wait for it...
*gargle gargle*

 

by brycekain
4-03-18
Ok, Adam, I made a super hero costume for you so you can feel more powerful. Now let's get onto the next part about a mate.
Oooh! Can you use the bone in my pants to make one?? And make her bleed once a month! And I want her eat an apple while I eat her muffin!
And a Republican was born.
You're into some pretty twisted shit, aren't you?
Are orangutans off limits?

 

by brycekain
4-04-18
You rang for a Chicken-Fuckee™️?
Groovy.
Yes, I've brought an assortment of grooved sex toys from our official line including the French Lick-A-Clit, the Bionic Bunny Dong, and the Sub-Atomic Pucker Puncher 3000™️
I ordered the Republican Special.
Oh, right right. Well I have a video camera in my bag along with a picture of Obama. Can we put down plastic sheets for the piss enema?

 

by brycekain
4-04-18
I don't care!
I'm 19! I'll do what I want!
If your friends wanted to jump off a building, would you do it, too??
Terry does it all the time!
For the last time, asshole, it's PTERRY!!
AAAAAaaaaaahhhh.....

 

by brycekain
4-04-18
Where are you, boy? Oh I hear you over here and it sounds like you've got a bone.
Ok, now it sounds like you're worried that I'm going to take your bone. It's ok, boy. You can keep it.
Oh HA. HA. Very funny. You know that reenacting the Trump Pee Tapes won't get you any table scraps, buster.

 

by brycekain
4-11-18
Yes, yes I see...
They dropped the bomb and we have been flung into the air. Once we land our bodies will be incinerated instantly. What should my last thoughts be?
I wonder if I can tea bag that mushroom cloud on the way down?

 

by brycekain
4-11-18
In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life.
You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Towers.
And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying stripes of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighways.
Dude, I just wanted a handjob!

 

by brycekain
4-11-18
I'm going to poke him in the butt.
GAY!
Well, yeah.

 

by brycekain
4-15-18
Sir, we have successfully cloned you in case of an emergency. And here he is.
Why is he dressed like a lumberjack with a flower in his hair?
Mr. Pence requested some... modifications...
WHY IN THE HELL IS HE REDECORATING?
He's gay.
So now I'M THE BAD GUY??

 

by brycekain
4-17-18
Thank you for coming to the FBI evidence room. I have a few questions for you.
I am the most transparent person you will ever meet.
Mr. President we have found evidence that you have a twin brother. A surveillance tape was made of the two of you and it puts him in kind of an awkward position.
Now you're just spreading fake news. I'll tell all my constituents about you and you'll never work in this town again.
Well I'd tell you to go fuck yourself, but I've already seen the tape.

 

by brycekain
4-19-18
Did you see that there's a new contest in the More Comic Contest section?
Yes. WW 118 is open for business.
So where's the joke in this comic?
In your pants.

 

I always get the best hookers.
by brycekain, 4-19-18

 

by brycekain
4-22-18
Look, YOU hired me to kill a hooker, duct tap her vajay-jay, and throw her in the landfill! I'm a METHOD ACTOR and I have to get into my roles!
Dude, when we hired you to do this movie I said that you would be in some scenes killing time by throwing away my old VHS tapes of T.J. Hooker. You really ARE shitty at this job!
So I lured that guy Ron over to your house and killed the bastard when he said he was fucking your wife. Hey, wait, you said you'd have a camera crew outside the house! Where the hell is everyone??
And CUT! Thank you, Mr. Blake. I gotta go take a drive now.

 

by brycekain
4-23-18
It was a horrible experience. I was blindfolded and everything. But you've got to give it to me straight. Do I have anything?
Well, I'm not sure how, but you have PNEUMO-ULTRA-MICROSCOPIC-SILICO-VOLCANO-CONIOSIS. You get it from dust in volcanoes, but if not there then from other kinds of stones.
And judging from this huge sample you've been swallowing it by the load.
That's the last time I try to taste what The Rock is cooking.

 

by brycekain
4-25-18
I need you to teach me some online acronyms. I can't figure out what people are saying half the time.
Ok, dude, let's start with TFW, FTW, and WTF.
I feel sorry for dyslexics.
Are you fucking with me?
HAHAHAHA....

 

by brycekain
4-26-18
Harder. Deeper.
Faster. More.
When I said that I wanted to get nailed, this isn't what I had in mind.
Neither did Trump.

 

by brycekain
5-06-18
Welcome to the mail room, David. We're so glad to have you on board with our team! Do you have any questions for me?
Um... ok, this is going to sound a little weird, but... can I eat your pussy while I cum on your leg?
Wait, what?! Why on earth would you say something like that to me?
I'm sorry. My best friend gave me some pick up lines, but they seem to be useless.
Yeah, no. You can't work here anymore.
That's the last time I take advice from my neighbor's dog.

 

by brycekain
5-07-18
I'm so tired of all these horny Phreaky jokes on Strip Creator. Would you ever make a comic like that of me?
Actually I was thinking about cutting off your tits and making gravy bags for my Funyuns.
How much has Bryce been smoking today?
Obviously not enough.

 

by brycekain
5-07-18
OW!
WHAT?!?
When I said I wanted to get stabbed in the ass that's not what I meant!
Shut up! I'm almost at the prostate!

 

by brycekain
5-09-18
Somewhere in Louisiana...
Phil, you gotta help me! I lost my ass on the presidential election betting on Hilary! You're rich. Can you float me some money?
Every time you run into financial problems you always come to me for help. You're Satan! Can't you just produce money out of thin air?
Look, I don't have time for this, Mr. Robertson. Are you going to front me the money or not?
Fine. But I want something in return...
Welcome back to the all new Duck Dynasty!
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

by brycekain
5-09-18
* GARGLE *

 

by brycekain
5-17-18
Did you know that CC 693 is now open for comics?
You forgot to add "CC 693" to the title of the thread! I mean, come on, you misspelled "category" and "heroin" for godsake!
Are you planning on entering?
Your dad maybe!

 

by brycekain
6-10-18
The meeting between Kim Jong Un and President Trump took an unexpected turn after John Bolton jumped on the table and jerked off in the North Korean leader's forehead.
In response, Kim Jong Un has declared that he will be destroying Pearl Harbor and claims that he will make the Japanese look like weaklings compared to what he intends to do.
And in other news, talks have begun over the movie rights to Pearl Harbor 2.

 

by brycekain
6-10-18
Today Donald Trump single handedly saved the world from poverty.
Illegal immigrants are everywhere and they're waging a war on Christmas with their secret Hanukkah rituals.
Rosanne got canceled.
FAKE NEWS!

 

Alexa, look up the nearest store for tampons.
by brycekain, 6-10-18

 

by brycekain
6-21-18
Daddy, they're making up horrible accusations and stories about us having sex! And the jokes... OMG! What is wrong with these people?
Honey, they're just disgusting people that can't get past their own lack of moral compass.
So who said it? CNN? MSNBC? Fox News?
Strip Creator.

 

by brycekain
6-27-18
Hmmmm....
GAK!!

 

by brycekain
6-27-18
Hey, Front Butt!
You're not here, man. You're just part of the acid trip.
Hey, Front Butt!
WHAT?!?
Roadhouse.

 

by brycekain
6-27-18
Hello? How may I help you, sir?
I'm so depressed that I think I'm going to end it all!
Well JUST FUCKING GREAT! I'm over here trying to not break down and cry cause my wife left me this morning and now I gotta deal with your shit, too??
Uhhhh.... I thought this was a hotline...
No you listen here, bitch! You're just adding to my shit day! So now I'm going to list every single sex position she used when she cheated on me!! Number 1: The Reverse Donkey Scrotum...
Ow. Ow. Ow.

 

What are you?
Butt herpes.
by brycekain, 7-22-18

 

by brycekain
9-26-18
Mr. Kain, you're a self-absorbed asshole, and in your own words, a "left leaning political schmuck." With all the craziness in the government, why haven't you done any comics on President Trump?
Can YOU keep up with this shit?
How's the new album going?
Fuck you.

 

by brycekain
2-10-20
Meanwhile... Before the 24th...
*sigh*
The things you gotta do so they'll forget the past...

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