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by Alexandra
3-29-03
Don't you turn your back to me...

 

by Alexandra
3-29-03
I'M STILL TRYING TO FIND MY BITCHES.
WHERE ARE ALL OF MY BITCHES AT?
WHERE ARE ALL OF MY BITCHES AT?
SERIOUSLY, WHERE THE HELL ARE MY BITCHES?
ALEXANDRA MISSES HIS BITCHES.
IF I DON'T GET MY BITCHES UP IN HERE SOON SOMEBODY'S FACE IS GOING TO BE IN PAIN.
THEY ALL DROWNED LAST NIGHT TRYING TO CROSS THE MOAT. POOR SOULS...MAY THEY REST IN FUCKING PEACE...

 

by Alexandra
3-29-03
Have you seen my bitches?
You never had bitches. You DO, on the other hand, have a heavy bag that you have beaten, licked, danced with, and dry humped.
YOU PROMISSED YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYBODY *SOB* *SOB*
No I didn't.
He left out the time when I made out with it too.
I didn't really dry hump it, did I?
Well you sure as hell tried to.

 

by Alexandra
3-30-03
According to my shirt I'm neither happy, nor sad. Yet somewhat dissapointed.
I can already tell this strip isn't going to be funny.
Uh-oh. I'm a paperclip.
The Romeo + Juliet soundtrack is the fucking bomb.
~Love me, love me. Say that you love me. Fool me, fool me. Go on and fool me~
Nm, this is me laughing.

 

by Alexandra
3-30-03
I am better than you in every way. I have more experience in every activity. I am smarter, quicker, stronger, richer, better looking, and more liked than you.
You will never be as good as me. I will always be happier, more satisfied, and more loved than you.
No habla ingles senor.
Shut up cuntface.

 

by Alexandra
3-30-03
The movie is really really good too.
I like the pool scene. Its really nice.
That is all.
[gayest comic ever]

 

by Alexandra
3-30-03
No, really, Its bothering me, why do you think its gay?
Because you could be watching porn, but instead you just watch that fucking pool scene all day long.
I watch some other parts...
You're missing the point. Its a gay movie. When gay people get together they just sit around and watch that movie all day long.
Wouldn't they be having gay sex as well?
You would know faggot.

 

by Alexandra
3-30-03
The union must be preserved!
Not true.
Uh-huh!
Na-Uh!
Hey lets kill eachother over it!
I'll go get my hat!

 

by Alexandra
3-30-03
*poses*
*poses*
I'm anorexic.

 

by Alexandra
3-30-03
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ow.

 

by Alexandra
3-30-03
Can I come up?
Blow me.
TT
TT is how trendy internet folks make a crying face with letters.
Marry me?

 

by Alexandra
3-30-03
There are no vampire graphics, so we're going to use the witch one.
Greetings mortal wanderer.
Howdy-ho~! So, tell us what its like to be a vampire.
I'm a witch you fool!!
NOOOO! SHE TURNED ME INTO A PAPER CLIP!
I hide condoms under my hat. Yunno...just in case.

 

by Alexandra
3-30-03
Marry me?
Omg. This is all so sudden.
We've grown appart.
I'll change.
Hint: shut up.
Get it?
Its very subtle.

 

by Alexandra
3-30-03
I predict that within 2 years scientists will have created a pill that makes you have a boner.
They already made that.
I'm leaving.
I'm sorry.
These predictions are all for entertainment purposes. We withhould any liability for the actions our viewers may take, acting upon these predictions.
He set my house on fire!!!

 

by Alexandra
3-31-03
So lets sum it all up. You have issues dealing with mortality, your looks, your self worth, and massive other-gender relationship insecurities.
Thats it?
Yup. All in all you aren't actually fucked up at all. I'd just say you need to stop caring about everything so much. Pick your mental battles and don't obsess over things you can't contol.
What happened to the real demon guy?
Kemotherapy...It isn't looking good.

 

by Alexandra
3-31-03
Hi. I'm a cheerleader.
Omg. I'm so upset. *cry*
I'm a boy and I want to get some.
I kick you in balls. Hurt so bad!
Somebody said we were drinking alchohol.
It was me. I'm so sorry girls.

 

by Alexandra
3-31-03
Blugobugoblugoblug!
Ew! A bug!
I'm getting closer, you'd better run away!
Ahhhhhhh! Run away!
My body is going through changes right now. OMG theres hair growing down there! Gross!

 

by Alexandra
3-31-03
I'm so scared right now...
My voice is cracking.

 

by Alexandra
3-31-03
I have the technology. I can make you legs.
REALLY!?
Yes. But first you have to make me some ice cubes.
I don't know how to do that...
fuck you.

 

by Alexandra
4-01-03
Wow. this whole leprosy epidemic thing sucks.
Ya. My last peice of testicle finally fell off yesterday.
That title is really misleading.
O cool! Your right ass cheek just disentegrated!

 

by Alexandra
4-01-03
I'm right here.
He said cowGIRLS...
And he doesn't like mexicans either.
Wet Snatch.
you're hired. Get in.

 

by Alexandra
4-01-03
OMG! Plot twist!
I'll give you all of my money, just promise me you get this note to my long lost son.
*gasp*
Hands in the air asshole!
My nuts itch.

 

by Alexandra
4-01-03
Back to the story.
I'm lying, there is no note. LOL.
LOL. (^^;;)
Intermission
I heard Marrisa is on the pill!
Fuck you.
Where we last left off
*gasp*

 

by Alexandra
4-01-03
Omg I'm gonna totally score.
Yes. Yes you will.
Noone on this show is ever ugly.
I cry in every fucking episode.
Trishelle is a cutie.
Sorry, I just had to say it.

 

by Alexandra
4-02-03
So hows it goin?
Be that way.

 

by Alexandra
4-04-03
I'ma gonn fuka u ^!
That title was incredibly offensive to my ancient Japenese heritage. I ask that it be removed.
But the Jinpuu clan is a fictional assasin organization in one episode of some Toonami show. It never really existed.
!![Race card]!!
The new title of this comic is: Grandpa stopped breathing mommy.
Much better.
I have a boner.

 

by Alexandra
4-06-03
Wow, we really had some good times man.
Ya, and most of the stuff I was saying was just garbage that sounded like something a fancy psychologist would spurt out. hehe, but it certainly worked.
Well, ya, excpet for the last comic. That one was pretty true.
...
O... right...kemo...I'm sorry I brought it up.
I have kids yunno...

 

by Alexandra
4-06-03
TIME FOR YOU TO HAVE LOTS OF BODY PAIN CAUSED BY ME!
BRING IT TO ME SO I CAN DISAGREE PHSYICALLY THAT YOU WILL MAKE ME THE ONE WHO HAS PAIN.
SCENE OMITTED FOR EXCESIVE GORE AND TINSEL.
ONLY NOW DO I REALIZE THAT MY ONLY GOAL IN LIFE WAS TO COMBAT YOU TO THE DEATH. I AM NOW LEFT WITHOUT PURPOSE AND AM SAD THAT MY MISSION IN COMPLETED.
WHAT IF WE HAD JUST BEEN RIVALS INSTEAD OF NEMISIES. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. OW. BEING ON FIRE HURTS ALOT.

 

by Alexandra
4-09-03
Quack Quack!
*wink*
This one is actually completely true
Jesus christ...

 

by Alexandra
4-10-03
Notecards will help you organize your information for your research.
No they won't. I never use them. ever. Noone does. They don't help at all and are a massive MASSIVE waste of time and effort.
But..but...
No. No buts. They are pointless.
Ok, I admit it. We teachers have been saving thousands every year by not buying food and just using your thrown away notecards to scoop shit out of our cats buttholes to feed ourselves.
I KNEW IT!

 

by Alexandra
4-14-03
Looks like its all over for me. Yesir...Not much I can do to get away from this fire.
Man, I really don't wanna die. Theres so much I never got to do.
*Sigh*

 

by Alexandra
4-20-03
He likes Nike apparently.
Hi.
You are teh secks.
And I guess hes a heavy drinker.
Make out with me.
Makin babies
Then they made babies.
It was fucking disgusting.

 

by Alexandra
4-20-03
Alex has a new deoderant
He smelling his armpit right now
*sniff*
Hes in love.
I'm in love.

 

by Alexandra
4-21-03
Hi...how is everybody on these boards doing...I really hate myself...
DO YOU LIKE JOKES? LOL. VAGINA. ROFL.
ok...ummm... its obvious that you've never had sex before...I have and I'm a unique individual who wishes to establish myself and be recognized as such on an internet message board.... recognize me!
OMG I'M TURNING MY BACK TO YOU CUNT.
Is this comic supposed to make me angry or something?...Its really just pathetic...even more than me...
DO YOU LIKE JOKES?

 

by Alexandra
4-21-03
NOONE LOVES YOU
At least you gave me tits... I don't care what you think of me...It doesn't matter to me...losers.
THE PROBLEM HERE: CALLING PEOPLE LOSERS IS PROBABLY THE MOST GENERIC INTERNET INSULT SINCE "RETARD". THAT AND I HAD NO CHOICE. WAIT, YES I DO. HERES WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE NOW. BITCH.
NOONE LOVES YOU
Actually I'm 18 years old...and I only use canes when I'm beating people who make me angry...you shouldn't make me angry...
I LOVE YOU.
NOONE LOVES YOU
God...how embarrasing...you should e-mail or im me if you like me...
EVERYBODY, WATERWITHC IS JUST MY CHARACTER. I'M TEMPORARILY LOSING CONCIOUSNESS AND CHANNELING THE SPIRIT OF A FUCKING MORON. DO NOT DESPAIR. I'LL JUST KILL MYSELF IF IT KEEPS UP.

 

by Alexandra
4-23-03
Total Lockdown in 5 minutes

 

by Alexandra
4-23-03
Dude...
This awsome.
I'm gonna do headstands, hehehe I bet I'll fall, hehehehe. awsome. hehe...ow.

 

by Alexandra
4-23-03
Hey! Did I hear something in this cell?
Well good then. Don't make me come down here again.
Cunt.
I HEARD THAT! THAT'LL BE 10 HOURS IN ISO SMARTASS!!

 

by Alexandra
4-24-03
This is a comic about relationships and young love.
I love you so much.
I have a brain tumor.
And about pseudo-romantic endevours of the young involving urine.
So If I let you pee on my face you won't die?
And hurry! My testicles could start infecting the president any minute now!
And small default asian girls mak- O fuck it, its exactly like every other comic god damnit.
This comic is dedicated to the lovely young men and women who selflessly Inject themselves with poison so they die.
We salute you!

 

by Alexandra
4-25-03
lets do a rap freestyle battle!
Bring it!
I was joking faggot. Jeez. What a gay.
Ok, your turn.

 

by Alexandra
4-26-03
Hi!

 

by Alexandra
4-26-03
So there are chicks on this cruise?
Yes sir. And they all want you. badly. They are dying for your hot stinky human man body.
SWEET! LET EM AT ME!
I would sir. But you have a Spanish report due in 40 hours and you're 6 lessons behind in calculus homework.
Then Alex woke up.
And subsequentley bled himself to near death via ferocious self gratification.

 

by Alexandra
4-26-03
OLE!
Proud to be an American.
I'm not.

 

by Alexandra
4-26-03
OLE!
Proud to be an American.
I'm not.

 

by Alexandra
4-28-03
So what did you do yesterday?
Well...
Yesterday
Jimmy Jerky is PEOPLE!!! YOU FIEND!
YOU-WILL-NEVER*beep*-STOP-US...*beoop*
So yeah, I just jacked off like usual.

 

by Alexandra
4-28-03
What are you lookin at fuckface?

 

by Alexandra
5-03-03
Ahhhhh! help me! the police are after me!!!
When i was a little kid my mom used to dress me up like a businessman and make me bite her till she cried.
This comic was supposed to be titled "When good cops go bad"
Last night I choked her to death. It felt so good.

 

by Alexandra
5-04-03
Where do you hide a welfare check from a white man?
Tommorow you start your speacial 4 comic "Exams" series! I'm excited!
Are you going to mug me?
I mean somewhere he definitely won't find it.
POLICE! POLICE!
Trick question, he was too busy crying over his small penis and lack of rythm to sign up for welfare.
I fucked your mom, huhuh.

 

by Alexandra
5-05-03
In essay format, describe in detail the steps in writing an essay.
Thank you lord.

 

by Alexandra
5-05-03
Existentialism
Lol
I'm deep.
Wow, you are.
I guess you must get it. That means you're deep too!
Existentialism: the homoerotic passcode of the 21st century.
Awsome!
Lets go nude fingerpaint then pump eachother like our colons are made of pudding!

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