All comics by AndTeenAngstForAll

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What? You write Wikipedia articles? But you're so... normal! and not geeky!
by AndTeenAngstForAll, 12-18-07

 

Holy shit! Y'all do exist! RUN!!!
by AndTeenAngstForAll, 12-18-07

 

Hey, Jeff, crazy runnin' into ya.
Oh, yeah. Good to see you, Paul. What do you think of the exhibit? I love it! Reminds me of Stripcreator.
I didn't know you were into Comics. How did you get into Comics?
Through Roy Lichtenstein's work.
You're no nerd, you're a fuckin' art bastard!
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Lisa, I love you so much! I want to know everything about you!
Well, I was born on April...
How 'bout you start with your Social Security Number, Darlin'.
I knew it, Craig, you're not in love with me, you just wanna steal my identity!

 

Guess what State I'm from!
Denial.
by AndTeenAngstForAll, 12-21-07

 

Mom, why don't you try to eat something healthy, like a Salad.
*CHEWING LOUDLY* I don't eat Salads, Jim. You know I'm religious.
How does being religious have anything to do with eatting a damn Salad?
Salad and Satan are a little too close for my comfort.

 

Ya remember when you asked me what my favorite Jackson Pollock piece was? Well, I think I'm drunk enough to show ya now...
by AndTeenAngstForAll, 12-23-07

 

Do you think dinosaurs are allowed in Heaven?
No, idiot. There only animals allowed in Heaven are pets. And dinosaurs were never pets so they can't go to heaven. Sorry.
I bet you're wrong. And when you get to heaven you'll see one and it's gonna be really awkward because you weren't expecting to have to see a dinosaur for the rest of forever.
Whatever.
Later in life... (Pretend Heaven does exist for this one!)
Fuck, this IS akward.

 

So what is your favorite Sci-Fi movie, Jiff.
I'd have to say "It's a Wonderful Life", Eric.
Um, I would think that movie is considred a Christmas/Holiday movie.
Are you kidding me? A higher being in Outer Space sends a messanger down to Planet Earth who shows a Human a Parallel Universe in which he never existed...
Well, yeah, but...
Sounds like a Sci-Fi movie to me.

 

Hey, Joe, did I tell you I finally discovered my Superpower?
Oh, yeah? What is it?
I can turn off any girl with my geekyness, no matter how horny she is!
Take it the date didn't go well last night, Peter?

 

I know you're bored with all this Farm work, so to help cheer ya up, I've got a joke about vegetables, like the ones we're planting.
Okay, what is it?
What do you call a vegetable that knows Kung-Fu?
I dunno, what?
Brocco Li! Ya know, like Bruce Lee! Hahaha.

 

Hey, Mark, how have you been? I haven't seen you in a while.
Yeah, I know. I've been alright. How 'bout yourself, Clint?
I've been good. I hear you're going out with a blind girl now.
Yeah. Her name is Mary. She's great... She loves to read my 'Brail Trail' if you know what I mean.

 

You'll like it here in Space. The girls are easy, and you never ask you to pull out!
Why's that? Are they all on some kinda Birth Control?
No, no, no. You can't just shoot it in Space. There's no Gravity, man! It might float away and get into the equiptment and fuck up the Space Station!
Space might not be so bad after all...

 

Greg, have you been using the computer again?
No, why do you ask?
I know you're lying, Greg. The keyboard is covered in Pubic Hair.

 

I have a confession... During the past year, I sold off my Teen Angst to become a 20-nothing.
by AndTeenAngstForAll, 12-31-07

 

So this is the new year, and I don't...
I swear to god if you make an other Death Cab For Cutie joke!
by AndTeenAngstForAll, 1-01-08

 

Have you ever noticed that John Darnielle from The Mountain Goats looks a lot like Harry Potter?
Actually, I have. I'm always half expecting to find out they did a song called "Going To Hogwarts", or something.
by AndTeenAngstForAll, 1-02-08

 

Almost done with my paper... Just need to date it. What is today's date?
Uh, it's 01/03/08.
The Misfits "We Are 138" randomly plays
That was odd.
I suppose.

 

Take off your top and jiggle a bit for me, Baby. I can make you a Star!
*CRIES*
by AndTeenAngstForAll, 1-04-08

 

Yeah, you dirty Canadian girl. I bet you like that, don't you? You like it dirty, like Universal Health Care, don't you?
:-/
by AndTeenAngstForAll, 1-05-08

 

Hey, Mick. What's up?
What did you just call me? Mick? You know that's a ethnic slur for Irish people like us.
Yeah, but, I'm owning the word and making it unoffensive. Ya know, like black people do.
You're a fuckin' idiot.

 

On Today's Episode of Degrassi!
I got raped and got an STD from it. Also, I think I'm Teen Pregnant!
I'm soarry that I hooked up with your Boyfriend.
This show is just brainwashing children so when they're older they'll all easily fall into Soap Opera and TV Drama viewership just like they're supposed to.
Yeah? So why do you keep watching it?

 

I hope she doesn't notice me...
Goddamnit, Jim. For the last time, get the fuck out of here.
by AndTeenAngstForAll, 1-08-08

 

Women don't want a man who just watch T.V. all day...
Who ever said I wanted a woman, anyways?

 

I'm more sacred than you.
Fuck you.
by AndTeenAngstForAll, 1-10-08

 

Being a House Wife isn't as bad as I thought it would be.
I get to get high off cleaning products every day!

 

Aw, shit. I'm gonna have to clean that up...
by AndTeenAngstForAll, 1-12-08

 

Alright, time to break into this House and steal stuff. Wait..
What does that sign say? "Community protected by Neighborhood Watch"?
Nevermind. If people are gonna watch me steal stuff here, I'll go steal elsewhere. I'm not a pervert who likes to be watched.

 

Dad? What are you doing here at my college
You're a Teenage College Student, Son, so I got you what will be your most used learning tool while you're here at college.
...
An iPod.

 

Um, can I help you?
Yeah, I'm here for the Kung-Fu.
What?
Isn't this the Martial Arts place?
Oh, this is Marshall's Art. Ya know, we sell Art supplies and stuff.
Really? Damnit, I got all dressed up!

 

I come from a Jewish-Italian family.
So my Mom would often mix the styles of cooking. She'd cook, like, pizza on bagels for dinner all the time.
Those called Bagel Bites. Everyone makes those.

 

Mahal kita!
Fucking Rice King.
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Father, I finally figred out what I wanted to be when I'm done with College!
What's that, my boy? An Investment Banker? The President? A CEO?
No, I want to be a Wordsmith!
:(

 

Man, I wanted to go to the Park, but no. Whitey wants to be on the Moon.
Sorry, man.
by AndTeenAngstForAll, 1-19-08

 

Why'd I have to fart.
by AndTeenAngstForAll, 1-20-08

 

Fuckin' Virginia. This was a bad idea.
Hey, Martin, wait up, Man!
Yeah, we wanna hang out!

 

Think Segregation is over? Think again! Look at VH1 and BET! Segregation! It isn't even 'seperate but equal.' White people get all the good channels.
by AndTeenAngstForAll, 1-22-08

 

I can't believe the nerve of that woman.
Huh, what do you mean?
We were just talking about Football and she goes and uses an ethnic slur on me. She called me a Cheesehead!
Um... I'm pretty sure she was just referring to how you're a big Green Bay Packers Fan.
Really? Opps... I really shouldn't have called her a bitch then.

 

Why don't you go out and... live your life?
But I don't wanna!
by AndTeenAngstForAll, 1-24-08

 

It's odd. I'm a germophobe, so I wash my hands repeatedly for hours sometimes because I'm deathly afraid of getting a disease.
But I smoke cigarettes and don't even mind the risk of cancer.

 

Oh, Bill, our baby is so beautiful. I just want to protect him from all the evil in the world. We have to raise him right so he doesn't do anything wrong, like get a girl pregnant in High School.
Oh, don't worry, Sarah, I know just how to do that.
How's that?
I'll get him into Star Trek and Star Wars when he's old enough. We won't even have to worry about him doing anything wrong.

 

Doctor Bradshaw, my Mom says you know a lot about Science, so I was wondering if you knew why people get depressed?
Well, medical science theorizes it’s because they don’t know Jesus.
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Okay, Bachelors, if we were going to have a stay-in movie night, what movie would you pick for us to watch?
The Notebook!
You've Got Mail!
Triumph of the Will.

 

When I have kids I'm not going to spank them.
What?
What do you mean?
If you don't spank your kids they won't be aroused by spanking when they're adults. Do you really want the future to be filled with people like that?
Oh heavens, no!
That's what I thought! So spank your kids!

 

Hey, everyone, this month's Employee of the Month is Greg. Let's all give it up for Greg!
Damnit. Y'all give this to me every year in February as part of some 'Black History Month' bullshit. Racist bastards.
by AndTeenAngstForAll, 2-27-08

 

I hear President Bush is going to urge our allies to sen more troops to Afghanistan.
We still have allies?
by AndTeenAngstForAll, 3-01-08

 

Sorry I'm late for our date. I couldn't find a Babysitter. I hope you don't mind that I brought little Cassie with me on our date.
Oh, I don't mind. I love babies.
(:
They're like tiny, stupid people. It's hilarious.
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¡Hola! ¿Cómo es usted, amigo?
Why don't you learn English, you lazy Bastad. You're in (South) America.
by AndTeenAngstForAll, 3-25-08

 

Man, you get all the girls, it isn't fair. What's your secret.
I read a book, it taught me everything I needed to know about girls.
Dude, what book!? Tell me! Help me out, man!
It's called the Bible, ever heard of it?

 

Hey, Sam! How have you been? I haven't seen you in forever! You still with Chloe?
I'm alright. And, uh, no... we broke up a while back.
Oh, fuck. I'm sorry to bring that up.
No, it's cool. I got over it. I've been spending a lot of time working on my hobby.
Oh, yeah? What's your hobby?
Having casual sex with strangers.

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