All comics by BigFrank105

 

by BigFrank105
11-08-03
The South will rise again!!!
You've been saying that for the past 150 years! When the hell are you going to do it?
Uh, I dunno... As soon as I'm done huntin and fishun...

 

by BigFrank105
11-15-03
WAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!
WAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!
WAHAHA... Feel any better?
Three hours of being laughed at and I'm still sick. Maybe laughter really isn't the best medicine.

 

by BigFrank105
11-15-03
Why are you so evil?
Why are you so gay?
Touché...

 

by BigFrank105
11-16-03
zzzzzzzz... GAH!!!
Danny! What's wrong!
I was having a horrible nightmare that I was in Alabama!
You're not in Alabama! You're in hell!
Oh, whew!

 

by BigFrank105
12-16-03
Well, it's getting pretty close to Christmas. I guess I better call mom.
H-hello? Areallystupidguy speaking.
Whoops, sorry there buddy, I think I called the wrong number. I meant to call my mom.
You did call your mom.
DAMMIT! Why do you have to bone my mom on CHRISTMAS?
Your sister wasn't home!

 

by BigFrank105
12-16-03
Ah! Christmas! The time of the year where everyone is happy and together!
I think I'll go be "happy and together" down at the bar.

 

by BigFrank105
1-16-04
And now, a word from our sponsor: Toyota!
Aha! New Toyota Titan is a super car!
Aha! Yes! Super! Aha!
You buy new Toyota, you have happy feelings! Aha!
Aha! Yes! Happy feelings!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY REMOTE!?!?
Aha! You buy new Toyota you crazy American!

 

by BigFrank105
1-16-04
NOTE: FLaL will be me making fun of today's commercials.
Dude! I just bought a new Dodge Durango! And the best part is it has a HEMI!!!
That's sweet, but do you mind if I ask what the fuck a Hemi is?
How the hell should I know? All I know that I need Hemi power!
What exactly will you be towing anyway? We live in a city!
Must buy Durango... Must buy Durango... Must buy Durango...
Buy the new Dodge Durango! We're not sure what a Hemi is either!

 

by BigFrank105
1-17-04
Yo! Yo! Bitch Niggaz in da hood always makin me mad! It's all cuz I grows up witout a mom and dad!
Me and my shawtys in da Escalade! Diamonds, Drugs, and Benjamins is howz I get paid!
What the fuck is going on this video? The lyrics make no sense and he's had white women in underwear hanging off of him for the whole thing!
I think the women are there to distract you from how shity the video actually is.

 

by BigFrank105
2-13-04
Foshizzle Dizzle!
What was that, Jesus?
Sorry, I'm listening to Chingy, rap music is my thing now.
But all of those songs are filled with blasphemy!
Who cares? It gives me an excuse to wear bling-bling.
Ahhhh...

 

by BigFrank105
6-28-04
Crazy Dan! What the hell are you doing? We're on the moon!
...So?
You need a space suit or you'll die!
...No I won't......
Damn, you're crazy!
I'M CRAZY DAN!

 

by BigFrank105
6-28-04
Crazy Dan, wanna go hang out at the mall?
Nah, I'm good.
Crazy Dan, wanna go to my house and make out?
Mmm... Nah...
Crazy Dan, wanna come over and smoke a bowl?
WOULD I EVER!!!

 

by BigFrank105
6-28-04
Thanks for coming to spend the night, Crazy Dan! We're gonna have a real good time!
Well, I dunno about you.
Huh?
Nuthin... Hey, let's break out the beers and the porno!
The next morning...
Why does my anus hurt?

 

by BigFrank105
6-29-04
Crazy Dan, why do you smoke so much weed?
Mmm...
...Crazy Dan?
Mmm... I'm all buttery... let's break out the sock full of chicken fat baby!
What the hell?

 

by BigFrank105
6-29-04
That last one was supposed to be "Crazy Dan 4".
Damn, I was just violated by Crazy Dan. Well, I guess things can't get much worse than this...
Rarr!!!

 

by BigFrank105
7-08-04
Crazy Dan seems different...
How so?
Well, he's speaking clearly, has a stimulating mind, and is walking straight.
Oh, he's just in between lighting bowls.
Oh... I see.
WOOOO!!! EVERYTHING IS FUNNY!

 

by BigFrank105
7-08-04
Man, Hippie. Smoking weed is the best!
Hell yea brother! Nothing like a depressant to make you forget the blues!
There's only one more thing that could make all this perfect...
What? Beer? Girls?
Later...
I don't see how dressing me up like a donkey can make the night better, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks!
Hell yeah it is. Now turn around, bitch.

 

by BigFrank105
7-08-04
And now, a public service announcement from Crazy Dan!
Hey kids, I just wanted to let you all know how bad smoking weed is. It can seriously fuck you up!
It did nothing for me but screw me over and ruin my life! So listen up kiddies: DON'T SMOKE WEED!
Smoke crack!
Hiya kids! I'm Petey the Crackpipe!

 

by BigFrank105
7-23-04
I like smoking weed.
Tell me something I don't know.
Last night I put my dick in your mouth and took a picture.
That I did not need to know.

 

by BigFrank105
8-08-04
Say Crazy Dan, why did you ask me to sit here as you smoked a bowl?
Much Better...

 

by BigFrank105
8-08-04
Oh man! That Projekt Revolution Tour last night was fucking sweet! I was so high!
What the hell are you talking about? You never showed up? We waited for you all night!
Of course I was there! I even banged some bitches backstage!
Oh shit, that was you!
Tonight on News 3: A nursing home received quite a shock last night as a stoned teenager broke in, drank from a catheter bag, and raped several 90 year old women.

 

by BigFrank105
10-02-04
Whoa... Who are you?
I am you. I am your "Non-Stoned" side.
What do you want from me?
To stop doing drugs. You haven't been me since you were 14.
Uh... I started doing drugs when I was 13.
Well, for the first year you were just smoking Oregano and pencil shavings. You were too stupid to notice.

 

by BigFrank105
10-02-04
Crazy Dan meets his "Non-Stoned" side.
If I quit smoking weed, what's in it for me?
Possibly some decent clothes, a nice life, and a family!
What?
Uh, some wicked steez, a fly crib, and a tight fam!
Ohhh... Foshizzle
God you're dumb.

 

by BigFrank105
10-02-04
See what smoking has done to you? You're a brain dead loser! Do you even have plans for your future?
Yeah, I wanna invent Virtual Stink Bug Pets that fit inside your nose that taste like tacos.
Hell... that's not a bad idea.
"Stinkagotchis" is what I'll call them

 

by BigFrank105
10-03-04
Hey folks, this is Crazy Dan. I wanted to let you know that my strips are coming to an end
Don't worry, I'll appear in several more of BigFrank's comics. Now let's get back to some ORIGINAL comic time!
ARE YOU READY FOR TOBOR TO BEGING CORNHOLING?
Sure am!

 

by BigFrank105
10-03-04
Yeah so anywayz dere wuz deez niggaz down by da hall and I wuz like "Wutup" and dey wuz all "Ay yo trip!" cuz dey had sum new Alpine sheeit and the we saw some berry lights and I got outta thurr!
HOLY SHIT A TALKING DONKEY!!!

 

by BigFrank105
10-03-04
So how'd that "Anger Management" thing work out.
Well, I told my boss how I thought he was incompetent, then I went home to my wife and called her a cheating bitch, and then I confronted my neighbor about the ding he made in my car.
Sounds great, but when did it all go wrong?
Some little girl hit a baseball through my window.
Attention prisoners. All visiting hours are over. Please exit throught Door B.
Of course... Well, you watch that cornhole. I'll see you at the trial.
Thanks buddy.

 

by BigFrank105
10-03-04
Hey hey hey! I'm Fat Albert!
No you aren't.
Yes I am, now grab your ankles, bitch!!!
*sigh*

 

by BigFrank105
10-04-04
I just saw Crazy Dan running down the street naked with his hair on fire and raw pork chops taped to his ankles.
It must be Friday.

 

by BigFrank105
10-04-04
Areallystupidguy gets a new computer.
So far I've had you for 30 minutes and you're no different then my old computer.
In what ways?
You have the same amount of RAM, same sound and graphics card, same everything! What's so special about YOU?
Uh... I'm Hemi powered...?
Bitchin!

 

by BigFrank105
10-07-04
8 A.M. on the streets of Chicago...
Excuse me sir, but would like to donate to-
Are you collecting for some Kiwani's bullshit? Listen Mac, I ain't givin nothing to no charity!
You don't understand... This is for-
I don't give a shit! I got better things to do then saving starving children in Alabama or shit like that!
Let me rephrase then. If you don't give me money I'll make your asshole as big as this box.
Is 5 bucks enough?

 

by BigFrank105
10-07-04
What would you do if some guy put a gun to you and demanded money?
Well, I'd probably give him my money then.
Stick 'em up bitch!
I walked right into that one.

 

by BigFrank105
10-08-04
Doctor! You need to help me! I have the space plague! It's turned my fingers orange and my mouth greasy!
That? Don't worry about that. You'll be fine.
Are you sure?
Yes, just go home and wash your hands and face and you'll be cured.
We go through this every time he eats Cheetos.

 

by BigFrank105
10-08-04
Haha! The stupid fucking Cubs failed to make the playoffs AGAIN!
They're the worst fucking team ever! Everyone on that team should be raped by angry monkeys!
And then I found out that Satan was a Cubs fan.
Hey, my asshole still hasn't healed since I made fun of Tobor's "lugnuts".

 

by BigFrank105
10-08-04
So we're the last two people alive, huh?
Yeah, it would appear that way.
It's strange. In the blink of an eye, all of civiliazation just crumbled.
Yes...
Wanna have sex?
Sure.

 

by BigFrank105
10-08-04
Oh, shit! It's Fat Albert! He's come to rape me again!
I'm not Fat Albert anymore. I've come to grips with who I really am!
Really?
Yeah, I'm Kobe Bryant. Now bend over and grab your ankles!!!
Goddam dude!

 

by BigFrank105
10-09-04
Ah crap, here comes "Kobe Bryant" to rape me again.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna violate you again. I'm finally over that crap. I've found my true calling.
Oh really? And what would that be?
I be all about da bling-bling!
Straight up G nigga!

 

by BigFrank105
10-09-04
Hey fucker! I heard you made out with my girl last night!
That wasn't your girl, that was your sister!
Shit! You made out with my sister? I'm gonna fuck you up!
Uh...
Thank you?

 

by BigFrank105
10-10-04
Tonight on SCNN! A vicious baby killer has finally been caught!
indypete1-2 was caught this afternoon and had this to say to reporters.
Your mom.

 

by BigFrank105
10-10-04
Ryan, these are my parents Joe and Chuck!
Uhmm... Are you sure we can't just spend the night in a hotel?
Ooooh... Bout time you brought a cute one home!
I hope he's more flexible than your last one!

 

by BigFrank105
10-14-04
Hey Tim, have you ever had sex with a chicken?
What the hell? No!
Uh... Would you ever WANT to have sex with a chicken?
NO! Why the hell do you even care?
Because... Uh... Last night... That wasn't really me...
DAMMIT! I was wondering where those feathers came from!

 

by BigFrank105
10-18-04
Welcome back to Extreme Dating!
Hiya Folks! I'm Michael Hunt! Last week on Extreme Dating, Randy and Jade got really into it! Let's see how they're doing!
Wow! You're awesome in bed!
Well of course, I get a lot of practice from my dad and brothers.
Oh yeah, that's gotta hurt!

 

by BigFrank105
11-01-04
Well, the election's tomorrow. Who you gonna vote for?
Hmmm... Tough call.
Well, you gotta make a decision soon.
If it came down to it, I'd vote for Nigel "Number One" Uno.
Do you even know what election I'm talking about?

 

by BigFrank105
11-01-04
Dude, be serious. Tommorow it's between either Bush or Kerry.
Hahaha... Bush... BUSH!!! LOL!!!

 

by BigFrank105
11-02-04
Dude, I don't know what the big fuss is. I think voting's gay.
Why the hell would you think voting is gay?
Because you vote.

 

by BigFrank105
11-06-04
I M GOIN 2 RAPP U!!!111
Oh no!
Tune in next week when...
well asain girl this is it. the last fuck commic. im hangin up my rapping shoe's for good. how abot 1 last unconsenshal sex sessan, just for old times sake??
id rather not, but i dont supose that make's anny diferrance

 

by BigFrank105
11-07-04
Okay class, for the next part of the test you will need to incorrectly spell the following words: Rape, comic, never, people, continuum transfunctioner...
I M GOIN TO FUCKIN ROOL ON THIS ONE!!11!!1

 

by BigFrank105
11-07-04
What's the report, private?
Sir! Aliens have invaded! They're killing everything with even a slight brainwave! We're done for!
Not entirely... We do have someone...
Oh no, General! Not him!
...New Jiffy-Pop Curry Flavor is only $4.99!
Heheheh... Jiffy-Pop is cool...

 

by BigFrank105
11-07-04
Sunday, 5:16 PM. Crazy Dan's bedroom.
Uh... Hello?
Crazy Dan! This is the Pentagon!
Dude, I keep telling you. I didn't know she was 13!
This is different! We need you to come down to DC right now! The fate of the world rests in your hands!
Oooh! Kinda like that one song?
Yes... exactly like that one song.

 

by BigFrank105
11-07-04
...So aliens have invaded and are killing everything that emits brain waves, and I'm the only one that can't be harmed by their rays?
That's correct.
Is there weed involved?
GOD DAMMIT!

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