Needy for Speedy

Author: BigFrank105

Date: October 7, 2004

by BigFrank105
10-07-04
8 A.M. on the streets of Chicago...
Excuse me sir, but would like to donate to-
Are you collecting for some Kiwani's bullshit? Listen Mac, I ain't givin nothing to no charity!
You don't understand... This is for-
I don't give a shit! I got better things to do then saving starving children in Alabama or shit like that!
Let me rephrase then. If you don't give me money I'll make your asshole as big as this box.
Is 5 bucks enough?