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by BobRogers
12-11-04
Heavy Metal fans are not a violent group...
Ohio Sucks. The entire state is responsible for the murder of Dimebag Darrell
What? Wait a minute. You can't say that!
Heavy Metal fans are not usually a violent group...
Santa Claus was mugged in Cleveland!
Fly thousands of miles at your own expense and come say that to my face, you m%$#$#er
Heavy Metal fans are generically psychopathic...
Kiss concerts are for Cincinnati sissies!
Now you've just gone too far!

 

by BobRogers
12-11-04
An impetuous Teen caught up in the crazy world of Message Board Dave, Sammy The Cat meets The Law...
Sammy, I got good news and bad news
Not now, Bob. I am just putting the finishing touches on - EEP! Where did the NETWORK GO?
Alright wise guy. What did you do that for? You ain't my dad yet
It's what I am trying to tell you. Your mom found your picture of JDPLVY and boy is she pissed! She's on a rampage! You need to hide out, quick!
Death, I must escape thee...
Samuel T Cat, Have you been surfing PORN? Did you photoshop this picture of this man on his knees doing STUFF to the tailpipe of a CAR?

 

by BobRogers
12-13-04
Speaking in tounges...
Ubarfgyl WQ Guvf ernyyl vf Tvoorevfu. Ab arrq gb jbeel, jr'er abg gnyxvat nobhg lbh ng nyy
WtF r U Taking ABout? I caNT UnnerSTAnd a WOrt yOu Are SaYINg. Speak ENgliSh, M@#%$^*&^rr
Jung'f gur znggre jvgu lbh naljnl? Lbh arire jbeevrq nobhg jung nalobql jnf fnlvat orsber? Jul gur fhqqra Vagrerfg abj?
IT's all GREEK to me
Exactly, zl vagryyrpghnyyl punyyratrq avapbzcbbc sevraq! Rknpgyl
Can somebody PLEAS HELP ME HERE. I AM GOING CRAZY!!!!!

 

by BobRogers
12-18-04
Dave receives a visitor.
What do you want, Sister? Can't you see that I am locked in mortal conflict with Bob?
I've come to warn you Dave. You're in great danger. This Bob that you are fighting with is no ordinary person. There's something different about him...
That's bulls**t, Sister. He's just a man (or woman) who can be defeated just like every other man (or woman) in the world. I am DAVE, wrecker of MESSAGE BOARDS! No mere Bob can stop me!
I've come to warn you dave. You're in great danger. This Bob that you are fighting with is no ordinary person. There's something different about him...
I am WINNING, even as we speak. I have copied his p[oems and made them my own. Every time he makes a Blog entry, I copy it and change the text. He CANNOT DEFEAT ME!
You don't know just what you are up against. His is a force older than the Internet, indeed, OLDER THAN THE EARTH! You must give up or you will be consumed!

 

by BobRogers
12-18-04
So let me get this straight. Bob is some kind of superdude who has a lot of backup and will crush me like a bug? Preposterous! Even more preposterous than me using the word Preposterous!
You don't understand. He has this SPECIAL POWER. If I talk about it any more something BAD will happen. You HAVE to believe me! Surrender or...
...die?
WTF?
Ow
I hate you even more now than I did Bob. And I'm not even Catholic.

 

by BobRogers
12-18-04
KD prepares for Christmas as I Am Watching pays a visit to his dorm room.
Merry Christmas Dave...
Whatcha doin, KD?
Nothing really, just typing on my Message Board.
Well, hurry up and finish. Pizza will be here in 10 minutes
Right behind you Bro...
Thoughtcha might be.

 

by BobRogers
12-18-04
You know, KD we've been so completely wrapped up in stopping Message Board Dave, that we have neglected the other major menace to world peace...
You mean the only person ever excommunicated from the State of Ohio for being a zealot?
Yep. I'm talking about bunnerabb.
Man. That's one scary cat. He set off a 5 page rant thread in SC Forums about how everybody was disrespecting Ohio and then simpered like a girl when he didn't get any sympathy.
Yeah. That's him. What a cunt.
I dunno. He's tough. He actually threatened to leave StripCreator forever... three times. maybe we should just tiptoe around that one.

 

by BobRogers
12-21-04
Vacation inspires us all.
Going on vacation. Leaving on a jet plane... Dunno when I'll be back again...
Come along JD, you'll miss your flight...
Explain to me again why we have to fly over OHIO to get to HAWAII...
I'm just a Flight Attendent, sir, I don't do geography. Now sit down and buckle your seat belt. We're CRASHING in CLEVELAND!
You can't kill me off Bob. My NAME is on the title of the CARTOON for CRYING OUT LOUD! Plane crashes in CLEVELAND? Lame, Bro, really LAME!

 

by BobRogers
12-30-04
JDPLVY, in jail for copyright violation makes an entry in his "blog"
Boards to go sucks. Bob is a stalker. Stowbi is a boi. I am NOT a moron
I see you're starting to write a legal paper! How can I help?
I am just writing in my blog. WTF? Why is there a talking paper clip in my cell? Can't I get some peace around here?
I sense hostility...
Hey. I can bend the paper clip into a key, open the lock on this jail cell and fly this chicken coop!
Color me gone!

 

by BobRogers
12-31-04
Murder stalks JDPLVY
Dear Puddinspoons.com, How are you? I want to complain about my recent online order of 1 dozen deluxe puddinspoons. You jackasses sent REGULAR Puddinspoons...
Kill GIT!
WTF? Why would somebody attack me? I am so loveable and I have a LARGE penis!
You will pay for this outrage, Bob
hahahahahahaha He thinks BOB sent me!

 

by BobRogers
12-31-04
Satan and Grim have a chat...
So let me see if i understand this... you're worn out and need a vacation?
All day, every day it's the same thing. You're dead, come on let's go. It's depressing. I just need a little "me" time, you know what I mean?
You know, I feel what you're feeling. It's a grind, Work, work work. I know just the place. Sunny beaches, sweet chicks. I'll go with you.
I'm sooo ready to catch a wave...
Later, in Thailand
I'm telling you it wasn't me! I swear it!
175,000 dead and still counting. It was a set up. Last time I let you book the vacation, bytch...

 

by BobRogers
1-01-05
Grim is still in Thailand...
I'm a cute little Thai orphan. Gotta love me!
Actually, you're a DEAD cute little Thai orphan. Come along with me.
No. My uncle said never to go anywhere with strangers.
Why me?
I'm going now...
Guess I better call in reinforcements

 

by BobRogers
1-01-05
Grim calls in Angel to help with the little Thai orphan girl..
My name is Angel. I'm here to take you to heaven...
And for that you need a sword?
Sigh...
I'm Buddhist anyhow. I should be reincarnated shortly. Thanks anyhow.
Now that's an improvement!
! ? ? ?

 

by BobRogers
1-01-05
World opinion weighs in on the disaster...
Most of the casualties of the tsunami were Muslim. BobRogers is a prick.
Many of those who died were asian children just like me. BobRogers is a toadsucking MORON!
American tourists in Thailand and Sri Lanka all agree that BobRogers is an insensitive redneck, probably from Ohio!
The tsunami was a huge disaster. Ohhh, the RUST. BobRogers should be assraped!
Speaking for scuba divers who were miraculously saved from the tsunami by being under water when it hit, BobRogers should have his AIR HOSE cut.
BobRogers is a tasteless sociopath with delusions of being a strip creator. I need a new apprentice. I will call him "slave boy."

 

by BobRogers
1-03-05
BobRogers gets the business...
I think BobRogers is secretly JDPLVY
I think he makes unfunny cartoons
I think he exploits little dead asian girls
I'm giving him a ticket for bad taste

 

by BobRogers
1-05-05
Grim pays a visit to God.
Is he in?
He's been expecting you. Go on in.
So why did you let almost 200,000 people die in Asia? Do you have any idea the overtime...?
Hey! Shut it! You're not hanging this one on me. I am not the one in charge. Go on in. He's expecting you.
Cool disguise.
My ways are mysterious.

 

by BobRogers
1-05-05
Meanwhile Satan has returned to hell
Yo, Boss! Thought you were on vacation.
I'm going to just sit this one out.

 

by BobRogers
1-07-05
Dave wants change...
I just want to get on with my life.
What life is that, infidel dog offspring of a camel unfavored in the sight of Allah?
I want a life where I don't have to deal with Bob looking over my shoulder and writing about me.
In order to be rid of the infidel Bob, you must strap explosives to your body and detonate yourself on his front porch. Allah will reward you with 72 virgins and recognize you as a good moslem!
But I'm Lutheran...

 

by BobRogers
1-12-05
Dave contemplates the meaning of life.
I am thinking about becoming a terrorist
After all, I have the qualifications. No conscience. No education. No purpose in life. No couth. I think the terrorism is for me.
Of course, I am already spreading fear and loathing far and wide.
just the other day, I trashed my best friend's mesage board...
it's a gift.
Thanks for nothing Dave.

 

by BobRogers
1-12-05
Dave's Career as a Message Board Terrorist begins.
Who the #%^$&#% are you?
Um. I'm Tiger. I joined this cool message board and...
I'm not interested in your stupid life. I'm Message Board Dave. I am far to important to even care.
Jesus loves you, JDPLVY
I don't understand. What's wrong with him?
Mistake of nature...

 

by BobRogers
1-12-05
Dave's world is getting crowded.
Cripes! Here's another one. What the $%#^%# are you?
My name is DUCKTARD! I am your clone.
My Clone? WTF? You don't look like me! I'm not a DUCK! It's PIRACY, I tell ya!
Inside every troll, there's a DUCK waiting to get out.
I HATE you Bob!

 

by BobRogers
1-12-05
Getting acquainted...
Hello. Who are you?
Well, my name used to be #%$@%%#^$% but it was recently changed to DUCKTARD
Um... What's a Ducktard?
I am a clone of JDPLVY's inner child
So sorry to hear that.
Eh. It's a living.

 

by BobRogers
1-13-05
Dave is angry. He thinks Bob lives in England.
Only GOD knows how bad I hate BOB! There are NOT enough swear words to describe My hatred for him and ALL people from the UK
Of course you realize that you are hallucinating. Bob doesn't live in the UK.
Shut the %$#@%$@# Up you stupid DUCKTARD!
That's my name, Mate. Don't wear it out...

 

by BobRogers
1-13-05
A visit from the Ambassador to the UK was inevitable...
So Dave, I understand that you hate the British.
Bloody right I do, Mate!
Oh, God! It's contageous!
God Save The Queen (the real one, not Dave the Drama Queen)!

 

by BobRogers
1-13-05
New character, Ducktard is dissatisfied with his name.
Hello. I want to speak with the cartoonist. Is he in?
This is Bob. How can I help you?
It's about my new name. Ducktard. It's undignified. It's ignominious...
Ignominious?
Dude! It sucks!
I'm on it. I'll send somebody over right away.

 

by BobRogers
1-13-05
Ducktard bumps into Dave...
Mumble..mumble.. why would anybody name anybody DUCKTARD? It's DEMEANING!
Hey, you stupid DUCKTARD! get out of my cartoon. I never authorized a DUCK in my cartoon!
I'll give you stupid, you escapee from a rubber room!
And that goes for anyone else in this crummy cartoon wh thinks he's a badass!

 

by BobRogers
1-16-05
Dave is upset...
$#%^&^@#@%$#@~
I see you're writing a rant . . . How can I help
Pyrokinesis is great!
ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

by BobRogers
1-25-05
Dave hates his new nickname which is, "Gollum"
My name is not Gollum *my preciousss* and you had better stop calling me that or I'll tell your hosting company that you're oppressing me, Bob
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that
You think I'm afraid of a PENCIL eraser? HAHAHAH! you think I'm afraid of a PENCIL eraser!
Some things are better left unchallenged, Dave
OK, Bob. You can redraw me as a crack ho. I get it. Now change me back
In a year, maybe. Now fetch my slippers, wench!

 

by BobRogers
1-27-05
Dave returns to a familiar place Squirrelbacon's home made forum and message board.
Welcome back Dave
I got tired of being in the outside world. I need comfort and respect.
You know that Lightning 007 is in the hospital in California. Says that you hired a guy to shoot him.
That's just stupid, how could I do that when I don't even live there?
Ummm, by Western Union?
I don't even know that guy.

 

by BobRogers
1-27-05
Big snow storm hits pleasant Valley, after which, Dave goes walkabout.
I am watching you, Dave
I don't have time for you right now, I have to dig my car out of the snow. I am going to New Jersey to give Steve a piece of my mind!
Steve who? And Why New Jersey?
Steve is letting Bob keep that web site he put up about me. It's piracy, I tell ya! I'm going to make him walk the plank.
You mean www.JDPLVY.INFO?
This is a stupid promo isn't it? You tricked me. I hate you.

 

by BobRogers
1-27-05
Dave calls the NOC to get them to shut down JDPLVY.info
Network Operations Center Abuse Hotline, Steve Speaking, how may I help you
%%#$$@%# %%@$@#%$ BOB #%#$@#$@
Hi Dave. I thought I explained to you that the party in question isn't breaking any laws.
Bull#$$@ %# %%@$@#%$ BOB #%#$@#$@ and a HAMSTER!
Dave explodes when he does not get his way. Happy 100th 'Toon, Dave!
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. I REALLY can't do that!

 

by BobRogers
1-31-05
Residuals of war linger in the attitude of some.
You are a figment of Bob's Imagination. Your name is not Sammy!
My name is Tiger. Who is Sammy? Why are you picking on me? When do we eat?
Your name is not Tiger. You are a made up character from Bob's imagination.
I am positive my name is Tiger. We met on AIM recently. Then your AIM went away. let's eat.

 

by BobRogers
2-02-05
I am an easy going fellow. I never get mad. I never cursed at any Strip Creator and I don't hate Sammy The Cat, who doesn't exist anyway.
You know that every time you lie, your penis loses a quarter of an inch...
I may experience an occasional fit of pique.
Every time you lie, I have to hit this nail with a hammer.

 

by BobRogers
2-03-05
Sudden a nuclear device flashes and...
What the HELL just happened?
That was called a "first strike." War is Hell. Next time don't steal people's poems and put your name on it.
Now I am pissed!
And you're thinking somebody gives a shit?

 

by BobRogers
2-04-05
Dave and Bob duke it out over a poem about "Nobody."
*Delete My Poem* *What Poem? #@$%#$@#$! Yo Momma!
No Intelligent Life on THIS Planet!
So what did you discover on Earth?
An endangered species called a "JDPLVY."

 

by BobRogers
2-05-05
Channel 3 News At Eleven
The Associated Press has reported a "baby boom" in Indonesian refugee camps after the recent tsunami disaster
Indonesia, the country most devastated by the December 26 earthquake and killer waves, is girding for a flood of newborns in Aceh's squalid refugee camps and ruined villages
So far, none of the anticipated newborns are alleged to have been fathered by Michael Jackson.

 

by BobRogers
2-05-05
After the commercial break...
In other news, a fugitive Florida couple accused of beating and chaining five children, pulling out their toenails with pliers and starving them, were caught in Utah, a sheriff's deputy said.
Florida's Department of Children and Families has taken custody of all the children, who said the Dollars beat and punished five of them for stealing food or messing up the house.
The case pretty much argues for the death penalty as a remedy in child abuse cases.

 

by BobRogers
2-05-05
And now, for an editorial comment...
The move to bring back Boinky has met with some resistance by a vocal few StripCreator regulars
"No matter how loveable Boinky33 may have been, he broke the rules and gave other users cause to complain about his behaviour," said one opponent of Boinky's return.
Others are pointing fingers at Chubby, who is apparantly still around, as being equally outrageous.
The "bring back boinky" faction are engeged in lively debate with the "Chubby should be banned faction...
There is universal agreement on one point though...
JDPLVY should remain banned forever.

 

by BobRogers
2-07-05
Dave has issues with "Wheelchair Bob"
YOU sent a threatening letter saying that you were going to kill me!
Which you admitted writing yourself.
But now I am UN-admitting it and I am going to put you in jail forever!
Like talking to you is not akin to the DEATH PENALTY?

 

by BobRogers
2-07-05
later that evening on the message board, Dave finds Bob...
Admit it Dave, trashing message boards is not a hobby, it's a lifestyle.
*Snip* *snip* and *snipity snip* to your sister... Why am I still being EDITED?
That's me doing that. I am tired of words like *censored* and *deleted* coming from you. I read hundreds of messages a day and the swears are too much.
I HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH! You should let me say whatever I *snipping* wanna say!
My cartoon, my rules.
I hate you bob!

 

by BobRogers
2-09-05
Dave experiences angst...
I am being "stalked by one of the 3000 people I have pissed off in the last 5 years.
I think I know who it is but then again I actually have no clue.
He says his name is Bob Rogers, but he could be Abner or Phillip or anybody for all I know. I just want to trash message boards in peace! Is that too much to ask?
He doesn't get very high marks as a stripper from his fellow strippers because of the "one joke" nature of this series.
He makes my life a "Living Hell" by writing about me.
I want my mommy!

 

by BobRogers
2-12-05
Some changes are in the air
First up tonight, UPN has announced that this is the final season of Star Trek "Enterprise."
The popular long running series will be replaced by a new reality show, "The Adventures of Message Board Dave"
And in other news, 500,000 trekkies have just committed suicide

 

by BobRogers
2-12-05
Bob is in his computer room and on the net...
Your web site is all about me. Your blog is all about me. your whole life is all about me...
BOB! It's God, talking to you through this roaring flame where your bed should be. Got a minute? Here, let me change into something less dramatic
Look, Bob. i know you don't get along veru much with Message Board Dave, but don't you think that 4 web sites is a little overkill?
But he has it coming. He always has it coming. He's the Message Board Antichrist!
How bad could he be?
Don't take my word for it. Talk to him yourself.

 

by BobRogers
2-14-05
Dave feels like he is oppressed...
Everybody hates me. I'm being PICKED on. People won't leave me alone!
I don't care. Piss off.
Everybody hates me. I'm being PICKED on. People won't leave me alone!
I care less than the guy in the first panel. Piss off.

 

by BobRogers
2-15-05
When entrusted with a secret, one's first instict is to tell Dave to feck off...
I know Lightning007's REAL Name!
You had better tell me or I will say bad things about Texas and call you a bitch in my blog...
You really know how to motivate a gal, don't you Dave.
Listen, WENCH, give me the *snip*Tard's name right NOW or I will turn on you like mayonaise in sunlight!

 

by BobRogers
2-20-05
Dave has been pushing for the name behind the name.
OK, Dave. Bob's real name is Eric Matthews and he lives in Trenton NJ.
I'll kill him I'll MURDER him! Ill beat him to death with a puddin spoon! I'll...
Just don't tell him I told you, because I promised not to.
Say, wait a minute. Wasn't Eric Matthews some kid on some lame TV Show, Boy Meets World?
You're right Dave! There's no way that ANYBODY could be named Eric Matthews. And they said you were an idiot. Can't fool you, can we?
Damn right. I got game.

 

by BobRogers
2-20-05
At the suggestion of Jagwire, in a deal brokered by Jen, Bob and Dave have ceased hostilities...
So it's agreed. We stop fighting?
I just want to get on with my life.
Can this really be The END? or is it the beginning of a newer better series? Time will tell.
I will be in Big Bear Lake next week. It was a pleasure doing Global thermonuclear War with you.
Goodbye forever, i hope.

 

by BobRogers
2-21-05
Have you ever had the feeling that someone is watching you?
Please delete the "evil blog." It's evil and it copies everything I say
???
Please delete the "evil blog." It's evil and it copies everything I say

 

by BobRogers
2-21-05
Dave is being nice to peeps...
Dad! Come here! It's Dave. He's On the Internet. And he's NOT Swearing!
I am asking nicely. I don't like the "bad blog" Couldn't you delete it?
... and i'm telling you, he was calm, and polite, and... hey. Whats the matter with you?
Hell just froze over.

 

by BobRogers
2-22-05
A fake blogspot vexes Dave sorely.
My life was supposed to be better after making peace with Bob.
It was supposed to be an impasse', with no side grabbing last minute advantage.
So what do I get for my trouble? A ticking time bomb, ready to go off. Stupid fake blog. Why did I invent that anyhow?

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