All comics by Buffylavalamp

 

Survivist: The Mohave by Buffylavalamp 8-21-04
Hey, let's form an alliance! Great idea!	You know I'll have to vote for your expulsion though? Dude, you have to do what you have to do to stay in the game! Alliance forever!	Pete, you've been expelled from Survivist... Shit. Sorry about that, bro'. Fuck you, asswipe. So, see you after the game?

 

Survivist: Greenland by Buffylavalamp 10-02-04
Meanwhile... Dang. Last season they got to survive the Mohave Desert. What I'd give for some of that heat! Ja.	Say... Are you a real Viking? Ja.	So what would happen if I were to vote to expel you? Ever been pillaged?

 

Meanwhile, we revisit an old storyline... by Buffylavalamp 10-23-04
Kids! Print this out and make it into a fun tract! Worship me or burn in eternal hellfire! I don't believe in hell, so you can't scare me into subservience with that.	I died for your sins, you know! I don't believe in you or the concept of "sin." Now please just leave me alone.	You're right, she is a tough nut to crack! Told you so. Hey, where's your bathroom?

 

10 Days Later... by Buffylavalamp 11-12-04
I really wish people would stop blaming me. It wasn't my fault.	Really, I'm sorry! I had nothing to do with it! I like people and this planet!	Yeehaw! Thanks for puttin' me back in office! STOP SAYING THAT!

 

Meh. by Buffylavalamp 11-14-04
Okay, so homosexuals are promiscuous sinners but allowing them to be monogamous and marry is wrong. Correct.	And despite what millions of homosexuals and logic itself states, homosexuals aren't born that way, it's a lifestyle choice. Correct.	And somehow you've managed to convince yourself this isn't hate? Vile witch!

 

Super Justice Squad! Part 2: Super Justice Squad by Buffylavalamp 4-09-05
Roll call! Captain Pennypants! El Matador Estupendo!	Doomfairy! Senator Blaze!	Amazon Woman! Gary!

 

Super Justice Squad! Part 3: With a Vengeance! by Buffylavalamp 4-10-05
Later, at the SJS HQ... Look, you're name isn't "Gary." We know you're Jesus Lad and you can't be in the Super Justice Squad! Come on, Captain Pennypants! You need me! I'll be great!	But you have no powers! All you do is hang there nailed to a stick while dying! What good is that? I can make villains feel sorry for me, then bleed into their eyes so they can't see you coming!	Goodbye, Jesus Lad. You'll regret this, Pennypants! You'll be sorry!

 

Super Justice Squad! Part 4: JUSTICE! by Buffylavalamp 4-11-05
Later... So Jesus Lad is gone now? Yes. He was useless to the cause of JUSTICE!	Why did you just scream "JUSTICE"? Because I'm not ashamed to stand up for all that's good in this world, and that includes JUSTICE!	You are such a freak. A freak for JUSTICE!

 

The Secret Origin of... CAPTAIN PENNYPANTS! by Buffylavalamp 4-14-05
Many moons ago... Hello, Captain! What can we get for you today? I'd like a bacon burger combo with Coke, please.	Would you like the only pair of magical power pants in the world for only a penny more? I really shouldn't, but sure.	Huh. That's actually kind of lame. Cool.

 

The Secret Origin of... DOOMFAIRY! by Buffylavalamp 4-15-05
This had better be better than Pennypants... It's not such a secret. I'm just an ordinary, everyday fairy. So why "Doomfairy"?	It's scarier than "Glittlebelle". Huh.	That's just lame. Sorry.

 

The Secret Origin of... SENATOR BLAZE! by Buffylavalamp 2-25-06
And in a landslide vote, newly elected to the United States Senate...	Gary Blaze!	THAT'S NOT WHAT WE MEAN! Yay, me.

 

The Secret Origin of... AMAZON WOMAN! by Buffylavalamp 5-16-06
I wonder what's new on Amazon.com?	What the...?	Oh, come on now! Oooooh!

 

Hello again, Stripcreator by Buffylavalamp 11-09-08
I haven't written a comic here in years.		Despite my obvious wealth of funny ideas.

 

Meanwhile... by Buffylavalamp 9-24-13
I'm hungry. There's cake left?!?	I want some, but I don't want anyone to think I'm a pig. How to get it... How to get it... Nobody's looking! I'm going in!	It wasn't that dry last week.

 

Twerk it, baby! by Buffylavalamp 9-24-13
I'm twerking.		Come back in five years and let me know if you still get the reference.

 

Meanwhile (x3)... by Buffylavalamp 9-25-13
Meanwhile... They're just jalapeños...	Meanwhile... Breaking and... yiffing?	Meanwhile... That thar be what she said!

 

Once again I plagarize today's Garfield... by Buffylavalamp 9-25-13
Good evening, folks!	Tonight I would like to class up my act by singing opera BOOO!	Or I could juggle puppies YAY!

 

Loosely losing... by Buffylavalamp 9-26-13
U-R A L-O-O-S-E-R	Heh heh! Burn! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!	Sorry, that was too many "ohs", loser.

 

Meanwhile, I looked at the archives... by Buffylavalamp 10-24-13
Did you realize you made your first comic over ten years ago?		Need some help? Go away.

 

A treatise on writer's block... by Buffylavalamp 8-18-14
		Do we look mocking enough? We do try.

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