All comics by DBoba

 

by DBoba
4-20-20
Jeez...the quality of Stripcreator comics has degraded considerably since the Gestapo home incarceration began...
What do you attribute this phenomena to?
I have no idea...but I guess it's up to us to try to raise the bar up out of the gutter a bit...
You ever fucked a duck?

 

Are you ready for your Corona Virus test and mandatory inserted upper nasal RFID tracking chip?
!!!
by DBoba, 4-20-20

 

by DBoba
4-20-20
Well...you better pack your bags son...
What's going on?
They're already chipping people...
Hand and forehead?
YUP!
Do I have to do a second coming there, the first one was traumatic enough.....

 

by DBoba
4-21-20
GET READY FOR THE COMING CIVIL WAR!
YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
That's right, idiots rule this planet, you geeks and nerds only FUCK IT UP when given the steering wheel...
So how do you know there's a civil war coming?
I READ IT ON THE INTERNET MORON!

 

by DBoba
4-21-20
Get ye away from me SATAN!
I'm not SATAN!
..oh...uh....GET YE AWAY FROM ME LUCIFER!
I'm not LUCIFER either!
Well then...WHO THE HELL ARE YOU???!!!

 

by DBoba
4-24-20
So where the fuck is our stimulus check?
I got a letter here from the IRS...
Yeah..go on...
it says we are not getting a stimulus check because you didn't file your taxes in 1971 when you were 15 working that paper route...
OH FUCK THEM!
and it also says I owe $54,697 in back child support to my fourth wife from 1983

 

by DBoba
4-24-20
Muhammed tries to find the rest room at Mecca during Ramadan...
What the fuck is this place? Man I got to go BAD
FFFFFFART
what are all these empty styrofoam take out boxes doing in here cluttering up the toilet?
POOOOOOOP
I guess I will leave them a stool sample then....
SHHHITTTT

 

And now we will attempt to create a NON-CORONA-VIRUS COMIC!
dude..you already failed...
by DBoba, 4-24-20

 

by DBoba
4-24-20
Hello Neil..where are you going with that spray bottle of Lysol?
What...huh? Oh..I'm headed down to the halfway house....
Oh yeah? What you gonna do down there?
Get some used syringes from some junkies there...
oh...and what will you do with those?
Im gonna fill em with Lysol and sell 'em for 50 bucks a pop....you know...cause Trump said that would be a good idea!

 

Joe looks out his apartment peephole and observes his neighbor's pet Kangaroo playing with a piss gun in the hallway.....
by DBoba, 4-24-20

 

Harry pokes his head through the wall into his elderly neighbor's apartment and gives her heart failure....
HA!
by DBoba, 4-24-20

 

The Health Evaluation And Testing Administration has determined today that pants will no longer be allowed in Wal-mart, everybody must wear either a kilt or nothing....
SUCK UP!
by DBoba, 4-25-20

 

by DBoba
4-25-20
One day at the local rectory....
How may I help you my son?
Yeah I need to go to confession...
OK I'll go get the Father....
You do that sweet cheeks....(munch munch munch)
a few short minutes later...
a rabbit? we don't do rabbits..
Well that's a relief (munch munch) cause I'm not the bendin' over takin' kind...so are you ready to take my confession? You know that old saying "fuck like a rabbit"...boy have I got a story for you!

 

by DBoba
4-25-20
CNN'S JIM ACOSTED HERE....we are talking to Captain Obvious....hey there Captain!
Your zipper is down!
what..I ....er...oh boy...cut guys....
Hey man..just doin' my job.....
A few minutes later
So Captain we haven't heard much from you throughout this crisis, care to weigh in on anything?
Well hell yes, don't be shootin' up no Lysol or giving yourself a bleach enema....that's for starters! Hey and if you cough, cover your mouth, and wash your hands!

 

by DBoba
4-25-20
cool nobody here...
HA HA TOO SLOW PSYCHE MOTHERFUCKER!
Man get the fuck out of my seat you little rodent I saw it first!
Do you want to keep your nuts or your face? Your choice....

 

This is IT....your LAST Christmas...don't EVER ask me for ANYTHING....EVER AGAIN!
You sure there's 4.2 Trillion here?
by DBoba, 4-25-20

 

by DBoba
4-26-20
...the names shall remain anonymous to protect the guilty...
What you doin?
..making another random layout comic and checking all my comics for comments...
..and?
There's only a couple comments, it seems that readership is very low...and there's only 3 or 4 comic artists posting now....I wonder why so few?
SO...when do we get to have filthy animal sex?
One sec I just gotta finish this comic and post it....

 

by DBoba
4-26-20
Hey..PSSST...
what...who...ME?
I got the stuff man...you want some?
THTUFF? WHAT THTUFF?
TOILET PAPER MAN! YOU NEED SOME???
thhuthh! keep your voice down! I don't want to be THOTHIALLY THHAMED by my PEERTH!

 

..at the Korean War Museum
by DBoba, 4-26-20

 

..in the JUKEBOX
by DBoba, 4-26-20

 

at school...
by DBoba, 4-26-20

 

by DBoba
4-26-20
Hey Dad! What's a "Frankies Bikini"
Fuck if I know..I was wondering that myself...let's Google it!
WOW!
YEAH PRETTY HOT!
Is that something NUNS should be wearing to wash cars?
In my opinion NO....they should not be wearing ANYTHING!

 

by DBoba
4-26-20
Hey..there's some strange dog at the front door...he's a whimpering wreck...
Yeah? What's he want?
He said his owner is chasing him with a CHAIN SAW and he wants us to call 911...
Oh..that's YELLAR...he's been hittin' the METH again....tell him he can hide in your dog house...until his buzz wears off...
ten minutes later
WAY TO GO ASSHOLE! SOME FUCKING MANIAC JUST CAME AND SAWED MY DOGHOUSE INTO FIREWOOD WITH A CHAINSAW!
HOLY SHIT CALL 911!!!

 

by DBoba
4-26-20
Hey...what the fuck...ARE YOU GAY?
Yes I am as a matter of fact!
Cool gay boy..I want the super wash and extra wax and do you vacuum the interior?
oh yes honey..our vacuum cleaner can suck a tennis ball through a garden hose!
I guess only you would know about that...you test that theory?
Fuck yeah..on my DICK!

 

by DBoba
4-27-20
I have a letter here for Yellar...
That's me go ahead and open it..I'm a bit incapacitated at the moment
It's fan mail...
Really?
Yeah but...this person says that you're a "flaming chainsawphobiac...

 

by DBoba
4-27-20
Is that really Yellar under there?
I don't know, but I'm not going to peek, they said he was sawed to bits
What a cruel way to go...
Indeed...
(whimper)

 

by DBoba
4-27-20
Where are you going dressed like that young lady?
I have cheerleader practice...
Don't you DARE try to bullshit me...there's no school and definitely no sports...
I'm home schooling...
What? Where?
That cute guy that moved in across the street....what's his name...dBoba...he said he's a cheerleader coach!

 

by DBoba
4-27-20
Hi..my name is Detective Boss....you want to tell me what happened here?
Not really...
Alrighty then, maybe we can start at the beginning...you see that there's three dead bodies over there, right?
Yep..sure is...
...and they've pretty much been sliced and diced....and then when I show up on the call I find YOU here again...gee..what a coincidence...
Got to be....

 

by DBoba
4-27-20
Oww...my ass!
You got stabbed in the ass?
No..my butthole itches and I can't scratch it because i got no arms left....
FUCK hate when that happens
You think you can scoot over here and scratch my asshole with what's left of your left leg there?
Not really...but...HEY...lookee there...I still got my DICK left!

 

by DBoba
4-30-20
We're going to give you a test for the virus now Ms. Clinton...open your mouth please...
How's this?
JESUS, I'm not going in there...get out of line...
WHAT????
Nothing could survive in that hell-hole
ASSHOLE!!!

 

by DBoba
4-30-20
Everything that you have ever thought of has already been thought of...
There is nothing new under the sun...my son...you must accept this reality...
I don't know Father...I googled it...I'm pretty sure nobody's thought of naked gay squirrel oil wrestling yet....

 

by DBoba
4-30-20
Damn my rectal temperature is HIGH...I gots to find me some butt hole ventilation and QUICK!
Hey there Nurse Muchmore....what you got there?
You ever fucked a big boobied hot nurse in the ass before?
SHIT YEAH! I got some BELLY BUTTON LINT...and YOU MIGHT BE MY HOOVER!

 

by DBoba
4-30-20
Dad...what's a HOOVER?
That's a kind of a vacuum cleaner?
What's that got to do with BELLY BUTTON LINT?
Go ask your mother!
Ten minutes later...
Mom said she wants you to go fuck yourself, Dad, how does a person fuck themselves?
Come back when you got a real dick and I'll show ya...

 

by DBoba
5-01-20
Hey Khan..you ever wonder what happens when you delete a comic?
No CHan, I never deleted one...
me neither....maybe we should ask the soy boy narator
Hey Soy Boy Narator, what happens when you delete a comic here?
I don't know..I never deleted one either...
FUCKIN LOSER
We're gonna make you delete THIS ONE you PUSSY!

 

by DBoba
5-01-20
OK..let's see first I gotta pick a background....
OK..now I gotta find a character
...oh...HELL NO!

 

by DBoba
5-01-20
so..help me out...what do you do?
I am an auralpedochirophlebotomist
WHAT the FUCK is that?
Ear Foot and Hand blood taker..
Dude...that's WAY fucked up...
TELL ME ABOUT IT!

 

by DBoba
5-01-20
So...help me out..what is the KINKIEST thing you ever did?
Come on bro...just look at me..there's not a whole lot of KINK opportunity happenin' here!
well...I dunno...some freaks are pretty kinky...DWARVES have pretty active sex lives...
Look at me...who's gonna want to have sex with me?
..fair point...ok..well...I'm all out of ideas...I need something funny...
I can do the 100 yard dash in 20 seconds....but I get a wicked earache afterwards!

 

by DBoba
5-02-20
What would you say your most defining personal characteristic trait is?
Hmmm...well...I fancy myself a funny guy...
Well, that's entirely relative, how do you think OTHER people see you?
As a FAT LAZY bastard with a serious eating disorder...
Hmmm..interesting, so, the clown thing is just an overcompensation for that?
YOU GOT IT!

 

by DBoba
5-02-20
you're not seriously thinking of psychoanalyzing Jesus Christ are you?
Why not..after all..you are human too...
but I am the SON OF GOD!
Don't you think that's a bit NARCISSISTIC?
ok Mr. Shrunken=Head poopoo voodoo science doctor, YOU TRY hangin' up here for 2000 years!!!

 

by DBoba
5-02-20
Well let's see..when I was four years old, my daddy took me to the barn and let a horse rape me...
...SHIT...I don't really know where to go from here.....
yeah...most people don't....I'm a tough act to follow....

 

by DBoba
5-02-20
Oh fuck...not you! I could write a whole book on you!
...so just tell me..when did this strange habit of pounding a nail into your head start?
it was about the time that I decided it was not good to use vice grips on my gonads...I was looking for something less painful...

 

by DBoba
5-02-20
don't bother Soy Boy narrator, you're not going to find anything wrong with MY mental health!
that's not what I heard....I heard you like to lick pussy...
You're a fucking asshole...you know that don't you?

 

by DBoba
5-02-20
Would you like to state your name and occupation for the audio record?
nope...
that's a bit non-cooperative don't you think? I can't help you if you don't open up...
I didn't volunteer for this remember?
...well...I can't use you in any of my comics if I don't understand your character traits....
Oh wow.there's a real incentive....

 

by DBoba
5-02-20
Hi there, and what is your name?
NO DICE HONKY, I don't answer any questions until I get my fifty bucks?
Oh that...that' was just an incentive to get you in here...
...which nut would you like to keep when I cut you, the left or right?..I ain't got time for this shit!
Come on man, give me a break, I'm trying to interview people for my comics...
Oh..you want a BREAK too? Which leg, left or right...FIFTY BUCKS or you ain't walkin' outta here without a serious femur fracture and doubled over from losing one of your nads!

 

by DBoba
5-02-20
Gee...where should I start?
it ain't what you think HOMO
OK then why don't you explain why a male rabbit is wearing a bra....
I'm gender neutral....
..and I got mantits....so FUCK OFF!

 

by DBoba
5-02-20
I thought you were saving me for last?
I always keep one more appointment open
I didn't make no appointment...
whatever, so what's your story?
I DID NOT try to saw my dog in half with a chain saw!

 

by DBoba
5-02-20
So..what's so special about "Spigot"
nothin' man..I'm just a normal dude...
Oh yeah? Why the CHE GUIVERA LOOK? You do realize that went out in 1958?
..yeah mean whatever..I'm an ARTISTE!
Welll what I really need is somebody FUNNY..and so far, I've not found that, this place is just full of weirdos and drama queens...what do you say to that?
Hey man I don't need this gig, I make good money from my paintings, so I guess.....FUCK OFF!

 

by DBoba
5-02-20
You're not going to do every character here are you?
I was hoping to not have to...i just need to find somebody that is actually funny...
so you do realize that I am management right?
A paper clip? Management? What, is the CEO a stapler?
Now see that, you don't really need to find somebody funny...you're a pretty funny guy yourself! Too bad you're the narrator, and I've just made a rule that narrators can't write comics...oh well!

 

by DBoba
5-03-20
There's nothing wrong with me
I never thought there was anything "wrong with you" I am just looking for a funny character to work wtih...
Well it's kind of hard to be funny when a homicidal maniac is chasing you around with a chain saw....
I heard you were being accused of feigning victim status..what would you say to that?
Why? Just because I started an organization against Assault Chain Saws doesn't make me a BAD PERSON does it?

 

by DBoba
5-03-20
Dad....Dad.....DAD!!!!!
What son? Can't you see I am extremely busy?
Mom says you should stop SPAMMING the Stripcreator site....
I can't help it...I'm just not finding anybody that is FUNNY! It's become an obsession! A PASSION! An all important DO OR DIE go big or go home!
Well you're home so I guess we know how that's turning out...
Don't you have anything better to do, like go stand in the mirror and wait for your PUBES to grow in?

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