Captain Obvious Weighs In

Author: DBoba

Date: April 25, 2020

by DBoba
4-25-20
CNN'S JIM ACOSTED HERE....we are talking to Captain Obvious....hey there Captain!
Your zipper is down!
what..I ....er...oh boy...cut guys....
Hey man..just doin' my job.....
A few minutes later
So Captain we haven't heard much from you throughout this crisis, care to weigh in on anything?
Well hell yes, don't be shootin' up no Lysol or giving yourself a bleach enema....that's for starters! Hey and if you cough, cover your mouth, and wash your hands!