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by DippedInPoop
5-26-03
we get used a lot
yeah, everyone's always too lazy to scroll through the other characters
no, i meant as sex slaves

 

by DippedInPoop
5-26-03
LOL YOU CAN'T KILL ME, I'M A PAPERCLIP
MICROSOFT WORD HAS PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION.
WHAT THE FUCK
LOL NOW YOU'RE SCREWED
LOOK I'M STILL HERE LOLOL
YA BUT NOW U CANT CORRECT MY SPELLIGN LOLZALOT

 

by DippedInPoop
5-27-03
She bop!! He bop!! A' We Bop!!!!!!! I Bop! You Bop! A' They Bop!!!
Be-bop!! Be-Bop a' Loo! She Bop!!
i'm gonna be on that new american idol that's just for kids!!!!
fag

 

by DippedInPoop
5-31-03
MY NAME IS KIIIIIDDDDDDDD!!!!

 

by DippedInPoop
6-15-03
ONCE I HAD THIS PARROT AND HE STARTED CHEWING OFF ALL OF HIS TAIL FEATHERS AND FELL TO THE BOTTOM OF HIS CAGE AND WAS ALL TWISTED UP
I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD BUT HE WAS JUST REALLY HUNGRY LOL
don't quit your day job, buttslut
LOL I TOLD EVERYONE AT THE COMEDY CLUB ABOUT THAT TIME YOU TRIED EATING YOURSELF
THAT WAS PRETTY FUCKING RUDE, YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT

 

by DippedInPoop
6-16-03
OMG.. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT????
IT!!!!!

 

by DippedInPoop
6-16-03
LOL remember the time you cut the hair off all of your Barbies and glued it to your crotch so you could get into that R rated movie?
that was you
oh yeah

 

by DippedInPoop
6-28-03
i think i'm having a heart attack!!!!!!!
nevermind, it was just a fart attack LOL
LOL

 

by DippedInPoop
6-28-03
I MUST LOOK LIKE A REAL DILDO
WHAT'S A PARTY WITHOUT HAM SALAD
OMG THE HOT DOGS ARE BURNING
I ALREADY WENT IN THE POOL WHAT THE FUCK
POTATO SALAD MAKES ME GROW TITS
LET'S STOP PUSSY FOOTING AROUND IT, YOU KNOW THE FIREWORKS ARE IN MY PANTS YOU JEW

 

by DippedInPoop
7-15-03
Wanna hold hands?
Fine! FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by DippedInPoop
7-15-03
Why am i here?
You always played Tetherball at recess.

 

by DippedInPoop
7-19-03
Somewhere in Pennsylvania..
Robert!! ..or should i say, ROH-BEAR!
Alex is a "troll without a bridge".
I love you and Trail of Dead v. much!!
STOP SAYING V.!!!!!! i love you too <3
COLOR BOMB!!!!!!!!!

 

by DippedInPoop
7-26-03
good thing i have my library card..
BECAUSE I'M CHECKING YOU OUT!!
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN OFFICER McGRUFF IS OFF FUCKING AROUND INSTEAD OF FIGHTING CRIME.
MOM, I FED THE DOG MATCHES AGAIN, LOLLL

 

by DippedInPoop
7-26-03
I'M THROWING IN THE TOWEL!!!!!!!
what towel

 

by DippedInPoop
8-03-03
What's a Vulva?
My mom drives one of those.
MEANWHILE, ON THE MOON....
OMG I THINK I'M LOST!!!!!!

 

by DippedInPoop
8-07-03
i adopted a highway
then i pooped on it

 

by DippedInPoop
8-07-03
LET'S DANCE!
SORRY! i only dance with fags!

 

by DippedInPoop
8-11-03
see, i told you i had a nutsack

 

by DippedInPoop
8-11-03
i have more tits than a chinese phonebook
i think you screwed something up

 

by DippedInPoop
9-08-03
what goes up must come down
please don't touch my panties again

 

by DippedInPoop
9-13-03
Hm..
Hey Doc, could you put my new breasts here and here?
Sure thing, Titsy.
Fag.

 

by DippedInPoop
10-07-03
Monday
someone ate my burrito
Sup dude?! High five!
Tuesday
i wonder where i left my paperclips
Sup dude?! High five!
Wednesday
my name tag fell off
Sup dude?! High five!

 

by DippedInPoop
10-07-03
my left arm is numb
how come
it's fake
oh yeah
lol
lol

 

by DippedInPoop
10-07-03
MY DESK IS MESSY
today we are going leard about stalactites and stalagmites.
can i have a hall pass
MY DESK IS MESSY
OMG I LOVE SAVED BY THE BELL I AM MARRYING ZACK MORRIS
OMG I LOVE SAVED BY THE BELL I AM MARRYING ZACK MORRIS
MY DESK IS MESSY
some bitch wore her headgear to school today
i'm a gym teacher!!!!!!!

 

by DippedInPoop
10-07-03
i'm bubble boy
what
BUBBLE BOY.
that's something a fag would name his hamster

 

by DippedInPoop
10-17-03
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
arseniooooooooooooooo HALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

 

by DippedInPoop
10-17-03
I'm only two beers short of a yeast infection
i had celery for breakfast?!

 

by DippedInPoop
10-17-03
How come you didn't come over last night??
i was watching Charles in Charge
Buddy Lembeck makes my panties dance

 

by DippedInPoop
10-17-03
Please, Call me Belva.

 

by DippedInPoop
11-04-03
WHEN IT HASN'T BEEN YOUR DAY,
I think Rachel is in love with me again, but it sucks that she went and grew facial hair in order to get back at me for growing a ponytail.
Ross, I'm sorry for saying that dinosaurs aren't sexy. And I think Emma has gonnorhea.
YOUR MONTH, OR EVEN YOUR YEAR
Joey, did you eat one of the Foosball figures? If so, I get to see it after you drop anchor in Poo Harbor.
Chandler, I heard Gunther has a crush on you now that you look like Rachel. GET THE DOOR, IT'S DOMINO'S.
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOUUUUU!!!!!!!!1
PHEOBE, WANNA HELP ME CLEAN THE STOVE???
Shit, Monica, I think i have a bunion... omg wait, that only happens to feet.

 

by DippedInPoop
11-04-03
i think there's a bird in my pants
i'm wearing my pelican briefs

 

by DippedInPoop
12-04-03
i'm gonna slip you a Roofie..
..and give you my shingles. *scratches butt*
i'm gonna get nailed tonight!!

 

by DippedInPoop
3-24-04
i love you
what
sorry, i thought you were my dog
MEANWHILE, AT SEA WORLD...
where's the sperm whale?

 

by DippedInPoop
3-27-04
you wanna hear something funny
sure
this isn't even a baby
what is it then
just kidding, it is
you lame asshole

 

by DippedInPoop
4-30-04
guess where i pooped yesterday
denny's
who told
i was watching, remember
lol
lol

 

by DippedInPoop
5-07-04
Billy, I know it's scary that we're going to die on this here plane.
I will do everything in my power to comfort you.
Here, snack on my nuts while I read you the Gospel.

 

by DippedInPoop
6-20-04
I THOUGHT YOU WERE STILL GOING TO MARRY ME EVEN THOUGH I HAVE LYME DISEASE
no
could you please pass the pepper
JE SUIS UNE PAPERCLIP
YOU BETTA TALK 2 THA LEFT CUZ YOU JUST AINT RIGHT
but i saw you steal my whiffle bat

 

by DippedInPoop
5-10-05
what's a "proposition"?
wanna do it?
what's a "preposition"?
in the butt
hey, this isn't my shirt
why don't you show me what you learned in english

 

by DippedInPoop
10-04-05
I can write with both hooves.
I'm Bambidextrous.
check please

 

by DippedInPoop
10-05-05
How was your weekend?
It was alright. I went fishing.
My Uncle wouldn't let me bait my own hook though, so I told him he's a hooker.
Then I paid him for sex.

 

by DippedInPoop
11-14-05
CAN I BUY YOU ANOTHER DRINK
k
CAN I BUY YOU ANOTHER DRINK
k
CAN I BUY YOU ANOTHER DRINK
k

 

by DippedInPoop
11-14-05
Wanna rent "Legally Blond 2: Red, White, & Blonde"?
what's it about?
it's about when reese witherspoon got her first period
is it really?
no, i was just hoping that'd make you want to rent it
it did

 

by DippedInPoop
9-20-06
I WANT YOUR SAUSAGE
I FOUND THIS PEBBLE IN YOUR ASS
THANKS FOR TOSSING MY SALAD

 

by DippedInPoop
1-20-09
James Bondage?
Seen it.
Humplestiltskin?
Seen it too.
Fine. Let's just go to Sizzler. It's your turn to pay.
Cheap bitch.

 

by DippedInPoop
3-29-10
VH1's SURREAL LIFE RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!!
I played the younger, Amazon-like sister on Charles in Charge.
I played gay Leon on Roseanne, and since I'm supposedly gay, it's alright for me to honk your teat.
.............. WHO WILL HOOK UP.............
Hi. I'm Calista Flockhart. This humidity is making me soooo full.
Do you have any leaves I can wipe with? Preferably English ivy.
...AND WHO WILL FORGET TO FLUSH.
I'm Steve O. If they got footage of you biting off my nuts, it's going in Jackass: The Movie IV.
They tasted way better than Rick Moranis's.

 

by DippedInPoop
7-26-10
I saw Psycho yesterday. A woman got killed while taking the shower.
That's why I haven't bathed in weeks.
I saw the Wizard of Oz yesterday. They killed the wicked witch by melting her with water.
That's why I haven't bathed in weeks.
I saw Gremlins yesterday. If they get wet, they turn evil.
That's why I haven't bathed in weeks.

 

by DippedInPoop
7-27-10
I've always wanted to meet a guy who's an intellectual. A guy who's deep, you know? I'm so glad you asked me out tonight.
So, what's on your mind right now? Wayne? ... Wayne? ... Are you listening??
- - Hm? Oh... Sorry... I was trying to feel if my cold sore was healing.
Check please.

 

by DippedInPoop
7-29-10
Could I get your autograph?...
Ho, Ho, Ho! Why would you want Santa's autograph!?
There's about a 50% chance you're Tim Allen.

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