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by MaxPayne
5-22-03
Either way, none of that matters anymore. Goodbye, asshole!
*rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat*
Yeah.... the thing is - AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Well that was fun. Gloria? I'm going on my break!

 

by MaxPayne
5-22-03
I was wondering...
Yes, dear?
........
Go ahead, ask me...
Anal probe? It's a Space Race 2000!
Please!

 

by MaxPayne
5-24-03
Who's bad?

 

by MaxPayne
5-24-03
How may I be helping you very much?
Oy! Oo know anyone round these pawts needs a good root?
Yes I'm sorry I do not speak English very well.
Bugger, mate! Neither do oi!

 

by MaxPayne
5-25-03
[dcomposed] I've never seen a mexican hooker at 7 Eleven. theres an asian.
Oi! Whut kin ah dew for yeh!
[mAAxican] an asian hooker at an austrailian 7-11?
*sigh*
[Ewwwww] make a comic about that
?
Sucky sucky. There, I fucking said it, are you happy?

 

by MaxPayne
5-26-03
Ahh, what a nice night to take in a view of the Earth
Oh, hi John!

 

by MaxPayne
5-26-03
1955: The Nautilus, the first nuclear-powred submarine, sets out on it's maiden voyage.

 

by MaxPayne
5-26-03
This ship can never sink! It's iceberg-proof!
Well, just in case, put on this diamond necklace and take off all your clothes.
Well, that was fun. What -
OMFG an iceberg!
Never let go.... umm.. Leo...

 

by MaxPayne
5-26-03
Surrender!
Dude, we've got you surrounded!
OMFG LAG!

 

by MaxPayne
5-26-03
Sweet! The Russians left behind all their RPG's & vodka!
And plenty of tanks, too!
What should we do with all this shit?
Well, the Russians DID destroy our entire economy and ravage our natural resources...
Let's bomb the U.S. !!!
Let's bomb the U.S. !!!

 

by MaxPayne
5-27-03
OMG >:) LOL these peopl ar ashiles, htey dobt like my comibs!!!
Shove a knife up your cunt
Unban doug and mommyanddaddy because they give meaning and purpose to my otherwise worthless life
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LOL you are a fag!
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by MaxPayne
5-28-03
August, 1981: MTV goes on the air
And now, The Buggles wth: Video Killed the Radio Star!
This is pretty rad! A whole channel devoted entirely to playing music videos.
1 day later...
And now we go to Bill Belamy with some stupid whores dancing in a pool!
WTF? Well, I guess they'll show videos later.
2 days later...
And now, Road Rules VS. Real World All-Terrain Extreme Bungy-Jump Bowling!
I fucking hate you MTV.

 

by MaxPayne
5-29-03
Genius! I registered VARTH_DADER on Stripcreator! Everyone will think I'm witty because of my reversal of D & V.
You suck and so do your comics.
Oh yeah? Well, I'll make a childish comic about how much of a fag you are! That'll teach you not to like me!
Dude, your comics still suck and you still suck.
*sob* MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by MaxPayne
5-31-03
You know, Super Jesus, I'm tired of all this fighting. Let's put all this ULTIMATE DOOM aside and just call it a draw. What do you say?
Sure, why not?
Hey, did you hear the original line-up of the Eagles is touring again?
Uhhhhhhh......

 

by MaxPayne
6-04-03
It's not about oil, I swear!
Tobor wait till marriage!

 

by MaxPayne
6-04-03
Objects in mirror
Welcome to Blockage Burger, home of the Heart Attack Meal! What can I get for you?
Yeah, let me have 5 of your HealthBurgers.
are just as large
Sir, every day you come in here and ask for "Health Burgers", and every day, I tell you THEY DON'T EXIST!
Fine then, let me just have 5 of your triple-stack bacon burgers.
as they appear.
Would you like and cheese sauce to go with those, sir?
No, thank you, not today. I must go, I have to teach an aerobics class in twenty minutes.

 

by MaxPayne
6-05-03
But.... I DON'T suck!

 

by MaxPayne
6-14-03
I ran... I ran so far a-w-a-a-ay!

 

by MaxPayne
6-14-03
Rock Lobster!
Cement Lobster, whatever... there's no fucking lobster character, so sue me!

 

by MaxPayne
6-14-03
Oh! Me so horny!
Oh! Me so horny!
Oh! Me so horny!
Me love you long time!

 

by MaxPayne
6-14-03
We're not gonna take it!
NO! We ain't gonna take it!
We're not gonna take it, anymore!
OH YES YOU ARE!

 

by MaxPayne
6-14-03
[mAAk] So Brad where is dee cock, bring it to me!
*brad hides cock in back pocket
[mAAk] Oh well, I steal cock from dan. Come here, dan, jes
[BigEvilDan] Um..
(BigEvilDan has left #stripcreator: Quit)
Everyone has deserted mee!
*mAAk sobs

 

by MaxPayne
6-15-03
Topic of #stripcreator: BUGS BUNNY PUT TO WORK IN CAMBODIA
[chooby] It's 5:12 am!
[dcomposed] Are you drunk?
[joshw] Oh right like it was some kind of HUGE mystery!
[Maxlovesme] And you're drunk
[chooby] Dang, I missed evil_d
Yes, yes I am drunk.

 

by MaxPayne
6-15-03
[mAAx] banished
[boinky33] OH!!!!!!!!!!
[boinky33] *ejaculate*
[boinky33] I'm done
* mAAx wipes monitor
[boinky33] wipes ass

 

by MaxPayne
6-15-03
[A_Chicka] I was just....
[A_Chicka] out of it
[SirMixALot] sleep is highly overrated
[brad] i am teh hungry
[A_Chicka] I'm more or less depressed
* brad guesses less

 

by MaxPayne
6-26-03
*** Mode change "+b *!*@64.246.36.70" for channel #stripcreator by Ewwwww
[Ewwwww] I didnt think it would work
[MaxPayne] duh
*** Ewwwww has been kicked off channel #stripcreator by brad (I wonder if this works)
[MaxPayne] lol
[MaxPayne] looks like it works
[brad] ...

 

by MaxPayne
6-30-03
Now, what y'all wanna do? Wanna be ballers, shot callers? Brawlers, who be dippin' in the Benz' with the spoilers
On the low from the Jake in the Taurus, tryin to get my hands on some Grants like Horace, yeah livin the raw deal, three course meals, spaghetti, fettucini, and veal
It's all about the Benjamins what what?
I hate you

 

by MaxPayne
6-30-03
Well, I'm tired of waiting around. I don't want to be anywhere I'm not wanted, so consider this my official resignation.
Show Me The Money!!!!!!!!!!

 

by MaxPayne
1-11-04
Son, THE MOST important piece of advice I can give you is.... always pull out.
Pull out? But I don't understand? Pull out of what?
Well you know, so you don't get that bitch pregnant and end up with some little shit always asking for advice and ...
?
On second thought, go to your room.

 

by MaxPayne
1-11-04
The Brother's Chaps don't want anything to do with this SC
Hewo. I'm not_homestar, and THIS is a comic!
Ohh, some animal died
............
I'm not_PomPom. They never give me any lines.
Put that freakin' sandwich down!
after looking at some of its' users I can't imagine why...
I'm not_strongbad! Check me out! No seriously, check me out!
not_great jeorrrrrb!

 

by MaxPayne
1-12-04
Kirkland, WA: Present Day
This is the best Monte Cristo I've had all day!
*warning* security breach detected
Dear God... they got the source code... t-t-they got everything!!
0MFG H4X0R!!1!1!!1
Yeah, Mike, yeah, H4X0R, I get it!

 

by MaxPayne
1-12-04
Meanwhile, in H4X0RVI113, U54
... and that should just about do it.
*download complete*
I wonder if anyone will even want to download this stuff?
*alt.w4r3z.download*
5 minutes later
WTF???
*You have 3,178,294 new messages*

 

by MaxPayne
1-12-04
HDB!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by MaxPayne
1-12-04
Arrrr, 15 years as an undersea pirate cop and they got me chasin' a two little fishies....
!!!!
flashback to ...
How did I end up like this?
... a week ago
Cap'n, I've done sent the ship to Davie Jone's Locker. Truly sorry I be, says I.
Curse your bones TJ Schooner! I'll see you walk the plank for.... oh right, the plank was on the BOAT you sank. Well, I'll figure something out...

 

by MaxPayne
1-13-04
One day at sea...
So I says, "Well, me timbers ain't gonna shiver themselves!"
Ha, ha!
What the fuck ye be talking about?

 

by MaxPayne
1-14-04
So then I was all LOL and he was all OMFG but then Jessica was like WTF?
LOL! <3 Jessica she is so ROFL :-)
LOL FAGS! ;-)

 

by MaxPayne
1-14-04
What can I get you sir?
I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here
Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want.
Well in that case maybe I will have something.
W-w-why are you looking at me like that?
MMmmmmmmm......

 

by MaxPayne
1-14-04
What can I get you sir?
I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here
Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want.
Well in that case maybe I will have something.
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by MaxPayne
1-14-04
SIT SIT!
Please leave now

 

by MaxPayne
1-15-04
Due to the recent security breach of Valve office systems, I'm sorry to announce that Half-Life 2's release will have to be delayed.
Bullshit! Then why is the stolen build not anywhere NEAR completion?
!!!!?!?!
Did I mention we have an update for Counter-Strike? Remember Counter-Strike? Heh heh...

 

by MaxPayne
1-15-04
Sweet! HL2 stolen build! I'm there!
*alt.w4r3z.download ... download complete*
Sweet! This rules... what? This is crap! Screw this, I'm gonna go buy Halo 2!
... years later ...
Man they changed the release date AGAIN! I think I'll just get DooM III.

 

by MaxPayne
1-15-04
It's true, it's true. The hacker stealing the source code had NOTHING to do with Half-Life 2's delay. We as a company would like to apologize to all of you.
But we're good for it! I mean, Half-Life, that game we released 6 years ago? That was a good game!
I told all of you! Why didn't you listen to me?

 

by MaxPayne
1-15-04
[MaxPayne] just wish you guys would stop sending all that gd cold AIR down here
[kitty] Imight have hd to sick a moose to you
[MaxPayne] ?
[kitty] man... my spelling is SO great tonight
[MaxPayne] love that canada public school system

 

by MaxPayne
1-15-04
*** Topic of #stripcreator: Unprotected Clown Sex
[MaxPayne] come here often?
            
[MaxPayne] go afk without telling anyone often?
            
[MaxPayne] ever do it in a hot air baloon?
            

 

by MaxPayne
1-15-04
*** Topic of #stripcreator: Unprotected Clown Sex
[kitty] its all good
[MaxPayne] as much as I do my best not to be
[LadyJ] back
[kitty] I got a lot of crap from my friends at uni for listening to GC and having a poster of them on the wall
[kitty] woohoo, I have succeeded in killing hte chat

 

by MaxPayne
1-15-04
*** Topic of #stripcreator: choobychooby 2003-2003 R.I.P.
[MaxPayne] you have a pic of her chicka?
[Chicka] hmmmm - actually, no
[Chicka] Wait - Hold on
[Inflatabl] :D I'm gonna freak out chicka ... and go idle for 20 mins when she shows us a pic of her mom.
[MaxPayne] :D I was just gonna masturbate ot the pic
[MaxPayne] but whatever works

 

by MaxPayne
1-16-04
*** The topic of this comic is: why are you even reading it?
[mAAk] JES JES BRAD! GIVE DE COCK TO MEE!
* brad gives cock to mAAk
[mAAK] JES!!! I HAVE DE COCK!!
*** brad is now known as cocklessbrad
[mAAk] OH NO I DROP EET! *SOB* I HAVE LOSTED DE COCK FOREVER!
* cocklessbrad has quit stripcreator

 

by MaxPayne
1-17-04
*** Topic of #stripcreator: The New Testament-Featuring Jesus!
[MaxPayne] you think everything's gay
[dcomposed] No I don't. That's a gay asumption.
[MaxPayne] you're a gay assumption
[dcomposed] that's a gay rebuttle.
[MaxPayne] you're a gay rebuttle
[dcomposed] You're a gay ass

 

by MaxPayne
1-17-04
*** Topic of #stripcreator: WHAT RHYMES WITH EASY
[A_Chicka] `61`k 74` << my cat's two cents
[BannannaTelephoneWizard] how astute
[BigEvilDan] I agree with your cat.
[A_Chicka] wqweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee << from the same cat
[A_Chicka] I really need a desk
[BigEvilDan] Or a cat with less to say.

 

by MaxPayne
1-17-04
*** Topic of #stripcreator: WHAT RHYMES WITH EASY
[MaxPayne] no schizer videos for me, thanks
[dcomposed] there's lots of that on kazaa
[dcomposed] it comes up when I search for shit
[dcomposed] which makes sense really
[MaxPayne] if the shoe fits
[MaxPayne] take a shit on it

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