CC 191: Value-sized Cholesterol Count

Author: MaxPayne

Date: June 4, 2003

by MaxPayne
6-04-03
Objects in mirror
Welcome to Blockage Burger, home of the Heart Attack Meal! What can I get for you?
Yeah, let me have 5 of your HealthBurgers.
are just as large
Sir, every day you come in here and ask for "Health Burgers", and every day, I tell you THEY DON'T EXIST!
Fine then, let me just have 5 of your triple-stack bacon burgers.
as they appear.
Would you like and cheese sauce to go with those, sir?
No, thank you, not today. I must go, I have to teach an aerobics class in twenty minutes.